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With all the excitment of the upcoming V-10 Nationals, I can't believe that there isn't a "smackfest" going on.

Some of the most memorable times for me at these past events has been because of the smack talking followed by meeting in person and enjoying the antics that followed.

A couple that I most recall;

VOI 7, CAPS KOERNER....high roller with his 18" SEEGAR and Mr. T starter kit, needing to use my tires for his 10.40 pass.....I couldn't tell him at the time, but that was the fastest those tires had ever been up till then.

VOI 8, JPH like a true guerilla warrior, beats the smack down and not only shows up (in camoflouge GM product) but his customer runs 140 mph with the TT car, then JPH found laying flat on his back 4 hours and 3 sambuca shots later!

VOI 8, Albert, smackin on me hard, with top secret intel from my hilarious daddy, only to find that he's a good person and an excellent driver once in met in person.

JON B...........



I can see a few priceless moments from this upcoming event;

Evan Smith shows up and drives 1badGTS stock Viper to the Unlimited Championship

Gary A outruns me! LOL

Rohn and TNT footrace the 1/4 mile for $ 1000.00 then bury the hatchet

Dr. Roof gets a Don King Hairdoo and leaves for Vegas to start a new career promoting events......his first event "Mopars at the Mustang Ranch"

Any other predictions or smack?? Heck, you can even smack down on me....its all in fun!

Tom
 

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TOM SBK/BTR, ARE YOU REALLY COMING TO RACE? NO BIG PROBLEMS WITH THE RULES, WHO DRIVES THE CAR? I GUESS HAVING A 9/7 CAR MEANS YOU COULD BEAT ANYONE, ESPECIALLY IF IT MEANS CUTTING A LIGHT.

NORM WYD AND THE SHEEK CAN GET TOGETHER AND TELL KNOCK KNOCK JOKES. RUMOR HAS IT THAT FAT ELVIS WILL MAKE AN APPEARANCE AND MAY PARACHUTE INTO THE TRACK WITH THE NASHVILLE CHAPTER OF THE FLYING ELVISES.

SINCE THE SHEEK DID NOT HAVE HIS SUPRA AT THE SUPRA EVENT AND NOW THAT THE VIPER HAS KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, MAYBE HE CAN BRING HIS SUPRA TO THE VIPER RACE AND LAY DOWN THE SMACK.

ALBERT HAS NOW BEEN ADOPTED BY ROHN K .

NICK AND TNT WILL DO WELL AS LONG AS THERE ARE NO TURNS ON THE RACE TRACK (CAR AND DRIVER 2002). NICK DOES SOME REALLY NICE 360'S TOO!

THE EMPEROR WILL ATTEMPT TO CORNER TO NOS MARKET AS MOST OF HIS CARS USE A FULL 10 LB BOTTLE ON A SINGLE PASS. RUMOR HAS IT THAT HE WILL BRING HIS CRACK TEAM OF CLUTCH CHANGERS TO THE TRACK SO HIS OTHER PARTS CHANGERS WONT HAVE TO GET THEIR HANDS DIRTY.

HEIDAKER AND GOLDER WILL BE NEAR BY TO STIR UP CRAP AND RUN RENT CARS INTO THE GROUND.

DLM - MYSTERY CAR, COULD THIS BE THE FIRST SC VIPER TO RUN A 9??????????????? DOUG WILL HOLD COUNSELING SESSIONS IN BETWEEN RUNS. HOW DO I GET ON THAT LIST???????

SVS - WHAT DO THEY HAVE TO RUN? THE PATRIOT SCUD I HOPE!

HEFFNER BETTER STAY HOME TO BE A DADDY. NO DOUBT HIS CARS WILL BE DADDY AT THE TRACK. ANYBODY WANT TO RUN BOOST VS BOOST ?

DR ROOF WILL RUN SOME GOOD NUMBERS BUT WILL BE DISTRACTED BY CRY BABIES WHO DONT LIKE THE RULES ETC.

PRASHANT AND MIDDLE TN WILL BE BUSY TAKING TURNS HUMPING THE EMPERORS LEG.......

JON B WILL BE BUSY MAKING SURE THAT THE PEOPLE WHO GET HIS 50 BUCK GIFT CERTIFICATE END UP SPENDING SOME CASH WITH HIM.

SPEAKING OF CRY BABIES, WHO IS THE BIGGER CRY BABY: THE GUY WHO HAS THE VIPER WITH THE AUTO TRANS THAT CANT RUN IN THE UNLIMITED CLASS OR THE GUYS IN THE UNLIMITED CLASS WHO CRIED TO DR ROOF THAT THEY ARE AFRAID TO RUN AN AUTO CAR IN THE UNLIMITED CLASS?

GET USED TO AUTO TRANS VIPERS IN DRAG RACING GIRLS, THEY ARE GOING TO BE AROUND FOR A LONG TIME. FOR NOW THEY ARE NOT THAT FAST (9.79) SO YOU REALLY DONT HAVE MUCH TO WORRY ABOUT. BUT AT SOME POINT THEY MAY VERY WELL CHANGE THINGS IN A BIG WAY. SO YOU CAN MAN UP NOW AND RUN WHAT YOU BRUNG OR YOU CAN PUNK OUT AND PUT THE AUTO IN THE BS EXHIBITION CLASS. EITHER WAY ITS COMING.

JOHN

BTW - SHEEK BRING THE FASTEST THING YOU GOT IN THE GARAGE, PUT SOME A DUAL DIRECT PORT ON YOUR VIPER OR WHATEVER. WE WANT TO BEAT THE BEST TURD YOU GOT EVEN IF ITS GERALDS LOAD THATS FINE TOO.
 

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Where the hell is Heidecker? Is his finger broken and can't type? Golder must be cleaning out his latest rental car and too busy.

No smack before an event certainly means that it can't be too big. I guess I will stay home and go to school like a good boy. Otherwise I would bring out the Hurricane and lay down the first 9-second pass on radials.

Hey John... I'll drive that turbo bitch down the track with the six-speed. You'll think she had a sequential.

Is this what she looks like now?
 

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John Hennessey said:
PRASHANT AND MIDDLE TN WILL BE BUSY TAKING TURNS HUMPING THE EMPERORS LEG.......
John don't make me fly to Houston this week-end to kick your ass!! /images/graemlins/supergrin.gif
 

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John., rare form
You are wrong, no adoption papers signed as of today. I just thought it was customary to fly your driver into a race like some others have done.
see you in bowling green or on the field trip.
Rohn & Tnt foot race and bury the what where? lol, good one Tom
 

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David A. Wilks said:
No smack before an event certainly means that it can't be too big. I guess I will stay home and go to school like a good boy. Otherwise I would bring out the Hurricane and lay down the first 9-second pass on radials.
David

I'm starting to think you are using this school thing to keep away from the big boy's. Usually when people make claims like you they either back it up or do like you are and stay home! /images/graemlins/ar15firing.gif leave the teacher an apple and come out and play! :brownose:
 

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I would leave the teacher something for his Harley and it might work. Anyone have extra tickets for "Dogs on Hoggs?"

Honestly, I cannot afford both the trip and the time away from class. If it were traditional school I would play hooky and be there. However, our time is regulated by the FAA and in light of the past year, they keep very close tabs. If we take longer than 6 minutes to piss, they dock us for a tenth of an hour. Literally every minute out of the classroom is documented by signing in and out of a ledger. If you miss a total of 21 hours total clock time in one semester, you are out of the program. Doctor's excuse or not, the FAA doesn't care.

So, when you pay $2250.00 every six weeks, you go to class.

There will be another event to go play. As for my bragging about Sean's Viper that I built and drive, everyone has seen it run and knows it can do it again.

David, you are having a great event and I wish I could be there. Its just not in my cards this time.

Best of luck to all who compete!!
 

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David, what school re: ffa are you taking. It can't be a pilots lic., that is more about booking seat time, up and downs at the begining.
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I am going to Westwood College of Aviation technology to obtain an A&P certification. I have built two experimental aircraft in the past and plan to do such once my curriculum is completed. It is not for the sake of working on commercial aircraft but more towards an added value and lower insurance costs to complete experimental class aircraft.

Currently I am top GPA in my class and plan to keep it that way. The time requirement by the FAA is towards the certification hours required. This is in lieu of having the necessary actual "hands on" time of three years as required by the FAA. They see this as a structured and recorded learning versus just working on a general knowledge at a smaller scope.

I still have to complete the written FAA exam as well as an Oral and Practical tests. So, this is much more valuable to me as a long term goal.
 
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