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Let me be the first to veer from the standard Alley welcome and extend an open hand to you in obvious friendship. It seems that you have decided to join this elite group of Neanderthals and have opened yourself up to the usual genocidal welcome that the Alley is capable of extending. I for one do not condone this type of first-date behavior and would implore you to forgive and forget some of these posts and move on to those that are more like the neighborhood welcome wagon that stops by your mobil home when you first move in.
I am that welcome wagon. Period.
So please accept my humble welcome and gracious thanks for posting on this humble site. I, for one, look forward to your future posts concerning incest, mullet haircuts, trailer park rules of engagement, changing the oil in your car while its up on blocks, use of the word "fart" and those intelligent insightful quotes concerning the cost of flip-flops at Wal-Mart.

Welcome. Enjoy the site.

Clark
 

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samehereasthere said:
2002...

Let me be the first to veer from the standard Alley welcome and extend an open hand to you in obvious friendship. It seems that you have decided to join this elite group of Neanderthals and have opened yourself up to the usual genocidal welcome that the Alley is capable of extending. I for one do not condone this type of first-date behavior and would implore you to forgive and forget some of these posts and move on to those that are more like the neighborhood welcome wagon that stops by your mobil home when you first move in.
I am that welcome wagon. Period.
So please accept my humble welcome and gracious thanks for posting on this humble site. I, for one, look forward to your future posts concerning incest, mullet haircuts, trailer park rules of engagement, changing the oil in your car while its up on blocks, use of the word "fart" and those intelligent insightful quotes concerning the cost of flip-flops at Wal-Mart.

Welcome. Enjoy the site.

Clark


Clark go fuck a midget /images/graemlins/supergrin.gif /images/graemlins/laughing.gif


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SoCal Rebell said:
Clark go fuck a midget /images/graemlins/supergrin.gif /images/graemlins/laughing.gif
I did. Why do think my post was so laid back?...I'm in that zone...the one that you ONLY get from posting a sweet one up and watching them spin while you catch the latest episode of American Chopper on the Discovery Channel.

It don't get much better than that.
 

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samehereasthere said:
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Let me be the first to veer from the standard Alley welcome and extend an open hand to you in obvious friendship. It seems that you have decided to join this elite group of Neanderthals and have opened yourself up to the usual genocidal welcome that the Alley is capable of extending. I for one do not condone this type of first-date behavior and would implore you to forgive and forget some of these posts and move on to those that are more like the neighborhood welcome wagon that stops by your mobil home when you first move in.
I am that welcome wagon. Period.
So please accept my humble welcome and gracious thanks for posting on this humble site. I, for one, look forward to your future posts concerning incest, mullet haircuts, trailer park rules of engagement, changing the oil in your car while its up on blocks, use of the word "fart" and those intelligent insightful quotes concerning the cost of flip-flops at Wal-Mart.

Welcome. Enjoy the site.

Clark
And how many times have you read this one?

Don't worry Clark......we're all here for ya :thumb:
 

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Hang in there 2002Graphite, these keyboard jockeys are just trying to boost your post count so that you won't look like a newbie! Now that you've had sex and gotten to vent a little, settle in and enjoy the ride. /images/graemlins/ar15firing.gif
 
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