[socalrebell]

Wow, it's like my old college fraternity here. I feel all warm inside and it's because of all the love I sense here.
You guys are the greatest. I sure hope I can measure up to your level of intelligence, quick-wit, and acceptance of newbie outsiders, like me.
I promise you this, I'll do my best. (Besides that, I got the best looking car on the board.)

God, a groveling, sniveling boot licker, get the fuck out now :nuts:

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[socalrebell]

So, this is NOT the gay site, like I heard?

It is now that you're here cocksucker, go lick a teabag :nod:


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[socalrebell]

Actually I say fuckin' with the little apostrophe /images/graemlins/supergrin.gif


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[socalrebell]

2002...

Let me be the first to veer from the standard Alley welcome and extend an open hand to you in obvious friendship. It seems that you have decided to join this elite group of Neanderthals and have opened yourself up to the usual genocidal welcome that the Alley is capable of extending. I for one do not condone this type of first-date behavior and would implore you to forgive and forget some of these posts and move on to those that are more like the neighborhood welcome wagon that stops by your mobil home when you first move in.
I am that welcome wagon. Period.
So please accept my humble welcome and gracious thanks for posting on this humble site. I, for one, look forward to your future posts concerning incest, mullet haircuts, trailer park rules of engagement, changing the oil in your car while its up on blocks, use of the word "fart" and those intelligent insightful quotes concerning the cost of flip-flops at Wal-Mart.

Welcome. Enjoy the site.

Clark

Clark go fuck a midget /images/graemlins/supergrin.gif /images/graemlins/laughing.gif


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