Are you guys nuts? I have found that Viper Quarterly has tremendous value, why just the other night while I was on the toilet, low and behold I was out of paper. If it weren't for Viper Quarterly I would have had to make my way to the hall closet for paper to wipe my ass. /images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif It's a little rough but I'm going to send a letter to the editor to see what can be done about it.

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You're full of shit, that paper's glossy, not rough. It would take a whole issue to wipe your bunghole clean <hr /></blockquote>
Mark, you need to work on your technique. Depending on the paper texture you need to change your method. You need to know that with TP you wipe. With Viper Magazine you scrape /images/graemlins/laughing.gif