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What's up with Viper Magazine? It's usually late, has nothing of interest, and basically bites! Usually just a bunch of pics of Viper Club members who want their pic in the magazine. I didn't re-new my subscription....probably won't.
And....it needs a classified section badly....Viper guys are buying and selling cars and stuff constantly. Also, quarterly isn't nearly frequently enough! You'd think that 3 months is plenty of time for them to gather up a lot of good material!! I get Porsche's Excellence magazine too...it's monthly, very well written, and has tons of classified ads. C'mon Viper Mag.....get it together!! /images/graemlins/down
 

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Now you tell me..Like the compulsive person I am when I purchased my Viper last month I ordered 20 back issues..I Spent over $200, only to find out that the Mag Blows /images/graemlins/cursin
 

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The magazine stinks. The letters to the editor are just ridiculous imho.
"Dear Ed, i always carry a camera so people can have their pics taken with the car"
"I let a sick kid sit in the front of my viper and she was happy for a moment"

and on and on on the same themes...

It's all these selfgratifying letters and occasionally some report of viper vs. F14 (which really didn't say much anyway). I liked the story of viperess, but for the most part i think the ads are more interesting than the editorial.

I am no longer a subscriber.
 

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Last time I read Viper Mag it read like a late night infomercial for Dodge: Stale and Boring.

I take a look at it at Barnes and Noble but no way in hell I would ever pay for it again.

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My Man Jerome!! What a concept!! A new ViperAlley publication with no words...only pics of Babes and Vipers!! Cheez....it would have to be sold at newstands, wrapped in plastic, and rated XXX. I'd keep a copy in my bathroom for emergencies!!! NYUK, NYUK!!
 

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I don't like the rag either, who in the hell do they think the target audience is? Not any Viper owner I know likes the thing.
 

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My Man Jerome!! What a concept!! A new ViperAlley publication with no words...only pics of Babes and Vipers!! Cheez....it would have to be sold at newstands, wrapped in plastic, and rated XXX. I'd keep a copy in my bathroom for emergencies!!! NYUK, NYUK!!
I bet it would outsell their rag 1000 to 1 :nod:

We already have the photo man, the man in poon, and the rest of us to get babes. Plus all you guys with your Vipers, if anyone would want to see them with the girls that is. /images/graemlins/laughing.gif



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Now you tell me..Like the compulsive person I am when I purchased my Viper last month I ordered 20 back issues..I Spent over $200, only to find out that the Mag Blows /images/graemlins/cursin
Dont's feel too bad. I did the same thing right after I purchased my Viper. I joined the VCA too. The horra.....
 

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What's up with Viper Magazine? It's usually late, has nothing of interest, and basically bites! Usually just a bunch of pics of Viper Club members who want their pic in the magazine. I didn't re-new my subscription....probably won't.
And....it needs a classified section badly....Viper guys are buying and selling cars and stuff constantly. Also, quarterly isn't nearly frequently enough! You'd think that 3 months is plenty of time for them to gather up a lot of good material!! I get Porsche's Excellence magazine too...it's monthly, very well written, and has tons of classified ads. C'mon Viper Mag.....get it together!! /images/graemlins/down
Well said..
 

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Jerome said:
RT/10-Retired said:
My Man Jerome!! What a concept!! A new ViperAlley publication with no words...only pics of Babes and Vipers!! Cheez....it would have to be sold at newstands, wrapped in plastic, and rated XXX. I'd keep a copy in my bathroom for emergencies!!! NYUK, NYUK!!
I bet it would outsell their rag 1000 to 1 :nod:

We already have the photo man, the man in poon, and the rest of us to get babes. Plus all you guys with your Vipers, if anyone would want to see them with the girls that is. /images/graemlins/laughing.gif


Complete with a MILF of the month pictorial!!!! :thumb: :yotony: :thumb: :yotony: :thumb: :yotony: :thumb:
 

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Mark O said:
Jerome said:
RT/10-Retired said:
My Man Jerome!! What a concept!! A new ViperAlley publication with no words...only pics of Babes and Vipers!! Cheez....it would have to be sold at newstands, wrapped in plastic, and rated XXX. I'd keep a copy in my bathroom for emergencies!!! NYUK, NYUK!!
I bet it would outsell their rag 1000 to 1 :nod:

We already have the photo man, the man in poon, and the rest of us to get babes. Plus all you guys with your Vipers, if anyone would want to see them with the girls that is. /images/graemlins/laughing.gif


Complete with a MILF of the month pictorial!!!! :thumb: :yotony: :thumb: :yotony: :thumb: :yotony: :thumb:
So you are saying a MILF Of the Month (MOM) spread? :rofl:



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Hey Bro's............
Does anyone know of any other Viper magazines or publications except Viper Magazine? I have the NEED TO READ, but not the cheezy stuff these guys print!!

Hey.....13" of snow here in PA....gonna use the Viper to plow my driveway in the morning!! Any suggestions? I figure if I get a running start from inside the garage, I won't even need snow tires!!

"Honk on Bobo" Denny
 
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