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plenty of time to plan so for all you pussies and unsupportive wanks, get your shit together and bring you sorry asses to this event!

middle of the damn country so theres not a reason every Mofo other than hawaii or alaska shouldnt make it. hell the texas boys and macedos boys drive all the way to ohio, to kentucky and texas. us northeasterners drive down to florida, so cmon all you left coast people, get off your asses and make topeka in july must do on your list.

we need more racers and support. its great to see the real racers like utahviper and the like, who will go anywhere to race and support.


LETS ALL GET TOGETHER AND MAKE TOPEKA JULY THE BIGGEST DAMN V10 NATIONALS EVER!!!!! LEFT MEETS EAST, NORTH MEETS SOUTH! and MOJO beats em all /images/graemlins/supergrin.gif
 

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TOPEKA? How could you choose a more po-dunk B O R I N G city?!?!? How about next time we do Timbucktoo?
 

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Too Damn faaaaaaaaaaaaaaar away.. I'll wait until Bradenton FL to run my 10.7!!

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well put, I'll be there Mojo. It's only gas, rubber, and time. Lets have some fun.
 

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ummmm smokin...its racing, who fucking cares how boring the location is as long as its sunny and the track it good
 

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TOPEKA? How could you choose a more po-dunk B O R I N G city?!?!? How about next time we do Timbucktoo?
No shit! I mean who actually comes to these events to RACE? Just because Heartland Park is one of the fastest and best-maintained tracks in the country shouldn't mean crap. Everybody knows that the real action is street racing (the 335 turnpike is wicked for it, as the cops can't do a U-turn for miles) and high horsepower posing - just be sure to bring your big foam "#1" finger for some crazy bleacher action. Much better to do that where the tracks suck, so Topeka may not be the place for it. While Topeka is not exactly a hot spot for nightlife, it isn't complete shit either:

http://cjonline.com/stories/022104/04p_party.shtml

If college girls are more your style, Lawrence is just down the road (University of Kansas). Kansas City is also less than an hour away. You might also be interested in location: Topeka is basically in the "bullseye" of America, just off the intersection of I-70 and I-35. Geographically speaking, it is about as close to the center of the US as you can get: The geographic center of the contiguous (lower) 48 states is about four miles west of Lebanon, Kansas, at 98°35' West 39°50' North. Oh yeah, and Topeka also has kart rentals if you want to go that route and Harrah's Casino is also nearby.

Did I also mention that it is one AWESOME drag strip for those that like to RACE their Vipers? Be sure to come down yourself and find out! Thanks for supporting the V-10 Nationals.
 

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ummmm smokin...its racing, who fucking cares how boring the location is as long as its sunny and the track it good
nothings ever good enough for him... /images/graemlins/smiles
 

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Dates? I'd like to fly out if I'm not busy.
 

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Don't listen to smokin. He's never been down the 1320 anyway.
 

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Dates? I'd like to fly out if I'm not busy.
July 10th - 11th, hotel TBA. Should have plenty of stuff lined up by then in addition to racing. Also home to Loretta and her friends, for those that met her at other Viper events... /images/graemlins/supergrin.gif
 

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Smokin said:
TOPEKA? How could you choose a more po-dunk B O R I N G city?!?!? How about next time we do Timbucktoo?
No shit! I mean who actually comes to these events to RACE? Just because Heartland Park is one of the fastest and best-maintained tracks in the country shouldn't mean crap. Everybody knows that the real action is street racing (the 335 turnpike is wicked for it, as the cops can't do a U-turn for miles) and high horsepower posing - just be sure to bring your big foam "#1" finger for some crazy bleacher action. Much better to do that where the tracks suck, so Topeka may not be the place for it. While Topeka is not exactly a hot spot for nightlife, it isn't complete shit either:

http://cjonline.com/stories/022104/04p_party.shtml

If college girls are more your style, Lawrence is just down the road (University of Kansas). Kansas City is also less than an hour away. You might also be interested in location: Topeka is basically in the "bullseye" of America, just off the intersection of I-70 and I-35. Geographically speaking, it is about as close to the center of the US as you can get: The geographic center of the contiguous (lower) 48 states is about four miles west of Lebanon, Kansas, at 98°35' West 39°50' North. Oh yeah, and Topeka also has kart rentals if you want to go that route and Harrah's Casino is also nearby.

Did I also mention that it is one AWESOME drag strip for those that like to RACE their Vipers? Be sure to come down yourself and find out! Thanks for supporting the V-10 Nationals.
TOPEKA? KANSAS CITY??!?!? :ugh: Heartland maybe, but boring, thats for fuckin sure. Arent you from Kansas, Missouri or some hole-in-the-wall like that? Come back when you have have lived in a locale that can offer you a qualified viewpoint of "fun". Most of the non-midwesterners dont get their rocks off on lazy home-made lemondade days sitting on the porch swing watching the cattle graze in the pasteurs next door. Having to move to Kansas would be grounds for suicide.

WAR MY PORCH SWING IS FASTER THAN YOURS!!!!!!
 

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Come back when you have have lived in a locale that can offer you a qualified viewpoint of "fun". Most of the non-midwesterners dont get their rocks off on lazy home-made lemondade days sitting on the porch swing watching the cattle graze in the pasteurs next door. Having to move to Kansas would be grounds for suicide.
:atu: Nah, born in a little town called Chicago and actually lived in this boring burg called "Las Vegas" for years. As a single male, yeah, I will say that I would not live in Kansas for long - although Lawrence has got some pretty serious action that would shame most major cities. Hell, try Westport when you are in KC, which is about as active as it gets anywhere. Featured on "Insomniac" and many other shows for the nightlife. You can hook up with all the wealthy hotties at The Plaza as well.

In the meantime, feel free to Photoshop a cow in this pasture scene of Kansas City...

[image]http://home.kc.rr.com/viperdiecast/skykc.jpg[/image]
 

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Smokin, You are a dumbass and just got /images/graemlins/owned again !!
 

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Heffner, the M2 crew are looking into renting a private transport and dividing cost between the people going and then flying there(we are going to pile into 1Tony1 plane... LOL). Also checking into renting a transport and driving there ourselfs....what ever is the the most cost effective.

Norwalk was in the middle of corn feilds......it was one of the best hooking tracks. The Ohio VCA and members to me and Larry Macedo in like we were part of their family. I also think John Hennesy and Nick would say the same about Ohio. The people of these racing series are what makes these races so much fun NOT the cities!!!!!

Cudaman:flag:........lost in California
 
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