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This clown came to look at my \"Viper for Sale\" today....get this!!
Hi Viper Bro's...........
Here's a quick story that you all may find amusing! I decided to buy a GTS and sell my old faithful '93 RT/10....so, I put an ad in the local paper and waited by the phone. Hey, it rang!! Spoke to a reasonably intellegent sounding dude, and made an appointment for him to see it the following morning. He showed up a bit early, in a 6 series BMW, sucking on a Mocha Mike's coffee. He wasn't even out of his car yet, when he asked me "Hey, how firm are ya on the $39,900 price?" My answer, "REAL FIRM"!!! (Mind ya, this is a gorgeous car!!) Well, he walks around it, acting like he knows something about Vipers. When suddenly, he blurts out...."Hey, this thing's got a standard transmission!!!" Can ya believe this guy? And then, it even got better.....he asked me where the exterior door handles are hidden, and where the power window switches are!! Well believe me, I was sure NOT to offer this bozo a test drive!! I fired it up for him, he said he liked it, and that he'd call me back tomorrow with an offer. I told him that if he wanted it, his offer would have to be my asking price.
Ya know, it seems that the world and everyone it gets STUPIDER every day! How do some people get thru life? Lately, I seem to be an "asshole magnet" /images/graemlins/moon3
Later, Bro's!!
Hi Viper Bro's...........
Here's a quick story that you all may find amusing! I decided to buy a GTS and sell my old faithful '93 RT/10....so, I put an ad in the local paper and waited by the phone. Hey, it rang!! Spoke to a reasonably intellegent sounding dude, and made an appointment for him to see it the following morning. He showed up a bit early, in a 6 series BMW, sucking on a Mocha Mike's coffee. He wasn't even out of his car yet, when he asked me "Hey, how firm are ya on the $39,900 price?" My answer, "REAL FIRM"!!! (Mind ya, this is a gorgeous car!!) Well, he walks around it, acting like he knows something about Vipers. When suddenly, he blurts out...."Hey, this thing's got a standard transmission!!!" Can ya believe this guy? And then, it even got better.....he asked me where the exterior door handles are hidden, and where the power window switches are!! Well believe me, I was sure NOT to offer this bozo a test drive!! I fired it up for him, he said he liked it, and that he'd call me back tomorrow with an offer. I told him that if he wanted it, his offer would have to be my asking price.
Ya know, it seems that the world and everyone it gets STUPIDER every day! How do some people get thru life? Lately, I seem to be an "asshole magnet" /images/graemlins/moon3
Later, Bro's!!