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The same group that put on the best Race in Texas last year will do it again. Supra, Viper, Vette Shoot-out, This will be the race to be at.
Where are all the talkers now?
TNT can't make it because the date is on the sameday as their fashion show. They have one car but it is a loner without a motor. They may say that they are not interested but they can't compete or even come close, lost the edge long ago.
The fashion show will be titled Broken dreams and busted Vipers. Matching Vin numbers will be your ticket to enter.
They need to dump the "Home of the worlds quickest Vipers" and put in "The has been palace".
RSI produces a product that TNT only wishes that they could come close to.
TNT :rofl: :punchdown:
RSI /images/graemlins/headbang.gif :cheers:
 

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TNT can't make it because the date is on the sameday as their fashion show. They have one car but it is a loner without a motor. They may say that they are not interested but they can't compete or even come close, lost the edge long ago.
The fashion show will be titled Broken dreams and busted Vipers. Matching Vin numbers will be your ticket to enter.
They need to dump the "Home of the worlds quickest Vipers" and put in "The has palace".
RSI produces a product that TNT only wishes that they could come close to.
TNT :rofl: :punchdown:
RSI /images/graemlins/headbang.gif :cheers:
:lolcry: Damn Rohn thats the funniest shit I've read....well since you fell that night you know where during VOI. Forget about that one yet budd? :rofl:
 

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Rumor has it that the TNT girls have asked Gerald to "Please build them a motor". The problem is that they have also asked him to keep it a secrete but Gerald won't do it for any amount. Their rent-a-car Viper, the one that they use won't run the 1/8th without the forth of July Nitros backfire flaming 20 foot in the air and now it is without a motor. "The King snake was ran over crossing the road". /images/graemlins/laughing.gif /images/graemlins/supergrin.gif
 

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They will be the next set of homless w/ signs,
"Homeless will tune for food"
Then maybe someone will stick it up their ass like they have done to so many others.
Between the 3 you can't make one stop-n-go night stalker, yes stalker.
Especially the fruity one that claims to know it all, gay boy or is he just happy
Nothing in the shop, nothing to swap, nothing to sell, nothing but a lost crew without a clue. /images/graemlins/laughing.gif /images/graemlins/laughing.gif /images/graemlins/laughing.gif :busted:
 

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Nothing in the shop, nothing to swap, nothing to sell, nothing but a lost crew without a clue. /images/graemlins/laughing.gif /images/graemlins/laughing.gif /images/graemlins/laughing.gif :busted:
That is just too much. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Not standing up for either but maybe TNT were the teachers. TNT worked for John and just maybe taught him more than tuning. Maybe the Hennessy bashing is misdirected and we need to take a hard look at the teachers. After all the brothers will tell you that they taught Hennessy everything, think about that.

I did talk to one person that was hired to do a TT years ago when the TNT's worked for John. A court battle over many months and the TNT boy's lost to John. This person told me that he was told to hold back on a project to make John look bad. John lost business over this and the court action proved in John's favor. The tuner had a yellow RT-10 set up for the drags he was selling on E-bay 2 months ago.

Either way the TNT boys are all set up to have a fashion show, thongs and all. I think I know what one will wear the thong, he thinks highly of himself.
I hope they move the site of the fashion show to the track.

I know they will not show and am willing to bet on it. If you see or hear of TNT at the track in the near future it will be in the stands. They have taken all they can from the sport. All they have is a rented, barrowed Viper that has had nitros backfire more times than wrong cams have been installed.

Here is an offer to the girls at TNT
If they show with a car to run and they hit anywhere in the 9.97 sec. range I will hand them $1000.00 cash
If they get in the 9.66 range (and they have said that that number was theirs years ago) I will give them $2000.00
If they have the balls to show and accidently run a 9.40 /images/graemlins/laughing.gif /images/graemlins/gr_driving3.gif or better I will hand them $4999.00
My money is safe. :punchdown: :busted: /images/graemlins/laughing.gif
 

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Looks like RSI will take all the honors in this race. I hear Hennessey isn't even allowed to watch. TNT will be putting on their fashion show with no motor in their borrowed race car.


RSI home of the worlds quickest vipers 9.45

The Sheek is still a geek
 

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I am planning on attending unless a big hail storm happens! I havn't made it inot the nies yet but I'm sure I will be competitive!
 

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This Supra vs Viper deal is a bunch of crap. The event is a Supra event and the only Vipers that are invited are ones that the Supra guys know they can beat.

I inquired about bringing a TT Viper to the event but they wont let it run because RSI and the Supras know they might actually have a real race on their hands and neither want to get punked in front of a crowd.

SW will probably have a fast Supra there and if the Titan Supra comes, it will most likely beat everything there like a drum. RSI just rebuilt Gerald's blown up motor so it might be fast for a few runs, but it will most likely crap out a clutch after 3 passes like it does every time it goes to the track.

I like the Supra guys, they are a really nice bunch of guys. Too bad their event does not have a more competitive group of Vipers to run against.

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what if your customer, the car owner comes by himself? have you tried that direction?
Keep beating the drums someone will eventually listen.
What is this about Geralds motor blown up, that is news. They drove it off the trailer pulled the motor as most tuners do with a pending race. I do not see where they had a blown motor. Blown motors usually don't run, start or move the car.
Then again you have never blown a motor in your quest for speed, a better setup? If motors never broke down TNT would never had a need to use my block. TNT would never be able to rebuild Tony's car every week.
TNT
Pull the car to the track, unload, drive up to the starting line, make a bunch of loud noise, Boom, the building rocks, the croud say's "must be the nitros bomb from TNT again", someone else says "yes but they do that every week". TNT loads up and say's " dosent matter we go fast anyway"
They drive to Beachbend and explode, they drive to Baytown and explode, San Antonio and explode, Sealey and explode. My point is if TNT can never get thier rented car down the track without a nitros rock the house why can't anyone else have a motor go out TNT does that once a week.
RSI motor never went and is still the strongest Viper on the track.
 

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Rohn, no big deal. There will be other races.

As for RSI rebuilding Gerald's motor, or freshening it up, no big deal. If you race hard enough to go over 150 mph, you need to keep things fresh. And when you push the limit you break things. Any racer understands that. And if you try new things for more power like CNC heads and have a problem and break something, then thats racing too. Nobody would think any less of RSI's accomplishments if they broke something on occassion. They might think less if they act like they never break. And there lies the problem with RSI, their shit never stinks and they never break. Which the racers know is bullshit.

Back to the subject, I wish I could bring a Viper to beat up on the Supras, but the politicians dont want it there. No problem.

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I would love to see all the big race cars I have heard about. I would have loved to go to VOI, but couldn't go. It would be nice to see RSI, TNT, Albert, Hennessey, BTR, DLM, Heffner, Lingenfelter etc... duke it out. It seems this will never happen.
 

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I hope some RSI Cars come to the V-10 Nationals in Kentucky. Alot of people want to see there cars run. As well as alot of people want the chance to beat them! The have earned there respect I hope they will defend it!

No Flame intended!
 
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