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The wife is a little short so she has a lot of trouble reaching the pedals on the Viper.
It is a 93 and the pedals don't ajust. I remember seeing Seat rail Extensions somewhere any body have any suggestions?
 

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get a taller wife /images/graemlins/supergrin.gif
 

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Craig201MPH said:
get a taller wife /images/graemlins/supergrin.gif
You had a faster key stroke on that one Craig!!

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Strap some 4" fuck me heels on her. /images/graemlins/supergrin.gif
 

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nohsreg, aren't you glad we're all here to help you?
 

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What would he do without his pals?
 

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FUSCUCLA1 said:
Nightstalker said:
Craig201MPH said:
get a taller wife /images/graemlins/supergrin.gif
You had a faster key stroke on that one Craig!!

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Thats it?? I would think he would need atleast 6 inch heels.
Sure. The fuckme-er the better!
 

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SeriousEric said:
FUSCUCLA1 said:
Nightstalker said:
Craig201MPH said:
get a taller wife /images/graemlins/supergrin.gif
You had a faster key stroke on that one Craig!!

:lolcry: :lolcry:
Thats it?? I would think he would need atleast 6 inch heels.
Sure. The fuckme-er the better!
:atu: :atu: :atu:


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SeriousEric said:
FUSCUCLA1 said:
Nightstalker said:
Craig201MPH said:
get a taller wife /images/graemlins/supergrin.gif
You had a faster key stroke on that one Craig!!

:lolcry: :lolcry:
Thats it?? I would think he would need atleast 6 inch heels.
Sure. The fuckme-er the better!
Damn Im still not used to the quote button being on the bottom of the post.
 

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blowngts said:
Man that is the whole purpose, so they cannot drive your car. Damn, don't go ruining it for us manly men that don't let our wives drive the Viper.
Well, Ldy can drive the shit out a Viper.

SE can attest to that.
 

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FUSCUCLA1 said:
Damn Im still not used to the quote button being on the bottom of the post.
Keep up FUSC, or be banned!
 

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Nightstalker said:
blowngts said:
Man that is the whole purpose, so they cannot drive your car. Damn, don't go ruining it for us manly men that don't let our wives drive the Viper.
Well, Ldy can drive the shit out a Viper.

SE can attest to that.
That's true, and she's a li'l teeny thang. /images/graemlins/supergrin.gif
 

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blowngts said:
Man that is the whole purpose, so they cannot drive your car. Damn, don't go ruining it for us manly men that don't let our wives drive the Viper.
You Don't know my wife. And some of the people posting on this thread do /images/graemlins/supergrin.gif

It is about fantasy and ego.(and a little role playing)
Example
I was outside a starbucks One evening. Talking to a group of strangers about business. They were all rather Lower middle managment lease a 3 series beemer for 60 month JC penney two suit owning 20 somethings. Who could talk a lot of shit. I drive a crapper hooptie unlike any thing you can imagine Day to day(but I have severaL cars and bikes that are nice)
So these guys would not give me the time of day or take anything I said seriously. They went on and on about Pussy, money, and cars. I kept pretty low key knowing what was comming.
My Wife shows Up wearing The Fuck-mest of knee high black leather boots A short skirt and a skin tight belly shirt. And she was driving a Shinny Black RT-10.
The "Chick in the Viper" Became the topic real quik. She Walked Up and I claimed my prize.
Within seconds my new Aquentences wanted to know what I did.
It was a lot of fun telling them I fuck Chicks And drive Vipers.
I walked off and left it at that.

I love my wife /images/graemlins/supergrin.gif
 

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nohsreg2000 said:
blowngts said:
Man that is the whole purpose, so they cannot drive your car. Damn, don't go ruining it for us manly men that don't let our wives drive the Viper.
You Don't know my wife. And some of the people posting on this thread do /images/graemlins/supergrin.gif

It is about fantasy and ego.(and a little role playing)
Example
I was outside a starbucks One evening. Talking to a group of strangers about business. They were all rather Lower middle managment lease a 3 series beemer for 60 month JC penney two suit owning 20 somethings. Who could talk a lot of shit. I drive a crapper hooptie unlike any thing you can imagine Day to day(but I have severaL cars and bikes that are nice)
So these guys would not give me the time of day or take anything I said seriously. They went on and on about Pussy, money, and cars. I kept pretty low key knowing what was comming.
My Wife shows Up wearing The Fuck-mest of knee high black leather boots A short skirt and a skin tight belly shirt. And she was driving a Shinny Black RT-10.
The "Chick in the Viper" Became the topic real quik. She Walked Up and I claimed my prize.
Within seconds my new Aquentences wanted to know what I did.
It was a lot of fun telling them I fuck Chicks And drive Vipers.
I walked off and left it at that.

I love my wife /images/graemlins/supergrin.gif
You sick bastard!!!!!! :lolcry: :lolcry: :lolcry:


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blowngts said:
nohsreg2000 said:
blowngts said:
Man that is the whole purpose, so they cannot drive your car. Damn, don't go ruining it for us manly men that don't let our wives drive the Viper.
You Don't know my wife. And some of the people posting on this thread do /images/graemlins/supergrin.gif

It is about fantasy and ego.(and a little role playing)
Example
I was outside a starbucks One evening. Talking to a group of strangers about business. They were all rather Lower middle managment lease a 3 series beemer for 60 month JC penney two suit owning 20 somethings. Who could talk a lot of shit. I drive a crapper hooptie unlike any thing you can imagine Day to day(but I have severaL cars and bikes that are nice)
So these guys would not give me the time of day or take anything I said seriously. They went on and on about Pussy, money, and cars. I kept pretty low key knowing what was comming.
My Wife shows Up wearing The Fuck-mest of knee high black leather boots A short skirt and a skin tight belly shirt. And she was driving a Shinny Black RT-10.
The "Chick in the Viper" Became the topic real quik. She Walked Up and I claimed my prize.
Within seconds my new Aquentences wanted to know what I did.
It was a lot of fun telling them I fuck Chicks And drive Vipers.
I walked off and left it at that.

I love my wife /images/graemlins/supergrin.gif
Take a pill man. Damn it was a fucking joke. My wife and all of yours owns half of everthing you have. Lighten up, it was not a slam. Fuck, you guys love to fuck with people but as soon as someone pokes a little fun your way you start fucking crying. Get over yourself. I don't know your wife nor do I want to dude. Relax, I could care less if a woman drives a Viper better or worse than me.
Dude You need to calm down.
I used the The Big grin Smiles.
I took offence to nothing you said at all. I know it was not a slam.
 
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