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hey guys just joined and wanted to say hello...looking to buy a viper in the very near future and looking to gain a little info from the board as it looks sweeeeeetttt!!!
 

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Welcome to Viperalley. You will find lots of very helpful people here in this section. Just ask away.

Just be pre-warned..this place is raw and people here can be tough as nails. So be prepared to be officially welcomed...Viperalley style.
 

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oh i am thick skinned, won't bother me a bit, and as far as the troll sniffer goes, that is the nick name i gave my johnson back in college...he has 2 buddies beneath him if you want to smell those to.
 

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/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif oh yea. My pet peeve is people not putting there location down...argh

Scubasteve.....where do you scuba ?
 

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i hate it too......but you will see i have listed mine.

This guy got a lot better greating than i did. All i got was a "What the fuck, no one asked you!" from RedSnake. :lolcry:
 

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After reading who scuba refers to - mind if i just call you Steve?

I'm not comfortable talking to a dick /images/graemlins/laughing.gif

Anyways - welcome Steve - have fun here!
 

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scubasteve said:
oh i am thick skinned, won't bother me a bit, and as far as the troll sniffer goes, that is the nick name i gave my johnson back in college...he has 2 buddies beneath him if you want to smell those to.
I find it beyond offensive that you have the same two dinglebarries clinging to your ass that you have had since college. This might be the explanation as to why you have a been relegated to troll duties with your johnson.

BTW..I am not the Alley doctor but the thick skin could be a result of the repeated infenctions From The french Hygine regiment you have undertaken, leaving a buildup of scare tissue....Might want to get that looked at.
 

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ScubaSteve............welcome!! Now....BUY A VIPER!!
 

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Scubasteve?????? Wasn't that the name of the kids doll in the movie Big Daddy? The way to get along with assholes is to join us..........welcome.
C~
 

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man you guys are killing me, some pretty funny responses!!! Anyways i hail from houston tx...i'll go back and edit my profile, and thanks for the warm welcome, and if anybody is trying to get rid of a viper near me just let me know!
 

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You might talk to JPH, I think he has enough parts to scab one together.

j/k /images/graemlins/supergrin.gif /images/graemlins/supergrin.gif /images/graemlins/supergrin.gif

Welcome Steve. Now fuck off. ;)
 

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How-dee.
Don't let these guys brainwash you. You'll find the alley to be nothing but wholesome and constructive.
:devil:
 

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As a Scuba Instructor, I welcome you Steve. Now that the formalities are finished, you should be advised, don’t dive here too deep at first. We don’t get the bends, we have the burnt. The way this place flows in great, the personalities are like a dive boat charter. Just watch out for the guppies.


Oh, if someone named Smokin or Serious Eric start to rip you, that normal. You get used to it after a while.
 
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