[John Hennessey]

NEW YEAR\'S RACE-OLUTIONS (AS OPPOSED TO RESOLUTIONS)

OK, so what are your New Year's resolitions for Viper racing and smack talking? Here are a few of mine and a few for the rest of you:

For me - Go double or nothing with Chad so I dont have to buy Ruth's Chris.

For Chad - Help him find a size 52XXXXXXXX-L Helmet.

For Norm - Require his motor car to run with Elvis as a co-driver. This will give his car better weight distribution.

For Dr. Roof - By the end of the year, the good Doc will have a tuner package from every Viper tuner.

For Ward - Dont be so hard on the Beaver in 2005!

For Heffner - The Army surplus supply store has to run out of JATO rockets sooner than later - then your jig is up!

For Rohn - No more Racing Confusions, Inc.

For PJ&J Otter - buy a book called, 'Winning Friends & Influencing People'.

OK, so I probably left a lot of you out, but hey I got to get back to work. I will leave it to the rest of you to fill in the blanks.

 

[Heffner Performance]

Re: NEW YEAR\'S RACE-OLUTIONS (AS OPPOSED TO RESOLUTIONS)

Double or nothing sounds good, what are we betting on now?

 

[V10 MOJO]

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nah, i got a better one for you JH; show up and race at an event this yr j/k i know youre a busy man leafblowing the launch pad and all with your re-found fame and magazine coverage

for ward; get a haircut hippie, high and tight is alright!

i got several others but ill wait and see if this post turns into a bashfest first before i commence to such frivolity. remember, im medicated so im not responsible for my words and/or actions all day long

 

[Dr Roof]

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Why should JH race? He is so slow now he can't compete in Super Pro street. The way he see's it is If I dont show up I can't get beat.

 

[Heffner Performance]

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:shocked: WOW! That was rough. :shocked:

 

[NOITALL]

Re: NEW YEAR\'S RACE-OLUTIONS (AS OPPOSED TO RESOLUTIONS)

nah, i got a better one for you JH; show up and race at an event this yr j/k i know youre a busy man leafblowing the launch pad and all with your re-found fame and magazine coverage

for ward; get a haircut hippie, high and tight is alright!

i got several others but ill wait and see if this post turns into a bashfest first before i commence to such frivolity. remember, im medicated so im not responsible for my words and/or actions all day long

:rofl:

I didn't know that HMS diversified into lawncare.

Is there a venom package for the kubota lineup?

 

[BigCarrot]

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:nuts: :lolcry: :lolcry: :lolcry:

 

[John Hennessey]

Re: NEW YEAR\'S RACE-OLUTIONS (AS OPPOSED TO RESOLUTIONS)

:rofl:

I didn't know that HMS diversified into lawncare.

Is there a venom package for the kubota lineup?

Ya, Roof is right, I cant compete in any class. So I am gonna start my own class for lawn equipment racing. Should be fun.

 

[Mike Adams]

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Is that going to include snow removal equipment John ?

 

[Mister Bone]

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Ya, Roof is right, I cant compete in any class. So I am gonna start my own class for lawn equipment racing. Should be fun.

Need a new mechanic? :smiles:

 

[viper spray]

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Where is "Tex Who Yo Mama" in this smack back? I would have thought he would be all over this? Elvis is waiting!! [image]http://www.viperalley.com/attach/data/1/461841-smack-for-web.gif[/image]

 

[GARY J]

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Here we go... :jerry: