[Guest]

A new Classified Ad has been posted to the Vipers For Sale section:

Description: Viper 2005 for sale. Contact me for additional info.

Ad link: click here to view ad

 

[acrdakota]

So it's sold already??? How about you remove the add then bucko

 

[Paul]

Waaaaaaaait a fucking second here, pal. 50 large for a 2005 SRT10? Which end of the car did you sell?

 

[Dv8tor]

Did it have damage?

 

[acrdakota]

I smell something fishy around and for once it's not RED5's snatch.

 

[SupremeSCViper]

I call bullshit.

 

[KRAZYPSI]

I call bullshit.

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I 2ND THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :nod:
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2003 SRT-HEFFNER TWINTURBO "1040RWHP&1135RWTQ"
1999 DIABLO VT-HEFFNER TWIN SUPERCHARGED "620hp&740tq"
2005 MERCEDES CL65-HEFFNER MODIFIED&TUNED "650HP&830TQ"
2005 MURCIELAGO ROADSTER-HEFFNER SOON TO BE TWINTURBOED
2005 AUDI A8 (STOCK WITH THE EXCEPTION OF 20INCH HRE'S)
2003 HUMMER H2 HEFFNER WHIPPLECHARGED/6SPEED TRANSMISSION CONVERSION
2004 PORSCHE 996 TT CAB (SOLD)
2006 CLS 55
2005 T REX

 

[2MANYTOYS]

So it's sold already??? How about you remove the add then bucko

So who bought it????

 

[99RT10&GTS]

Nobody, bait and switch. Not sure how, but THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl:

 

[Paul]

2003 SRT-HEFFNER TWINTURBO "1040RWHP&1135RWTQ"
1999 DIABLO VT-HEFFNER TWIN SUPERCHARGED "620hp&740tq"
2005 MERCEDES CL65-HEFFNER MODIFIED&TUNED "650HP&830TQ"
2005 MURCIELAGO ROADSTER-HEFFNER SOON TO BE TWINTURBOED
2003 HUMMER H2 HEFFNER WHIPPLECHARGED/6SPEED TRANSMISSION CONVERSION

Dude, are you having a fucking affair with Heff or something? Anything you own that he hasn't touched?

2005 KITCHEN-AID BLENDER - HEFFNER TWINTURBO
2003 TOASTMASTER TOASTER - EJECTION MECHANISM BY HEFFNER
2007 CRAFTSMAN CORDLESS DRILL - HEFFNER SOON TO BE TWINTURBOED
2002 DILDO - HEFFNER MODIFIED&TUNED
1986 PENIS PUMP - HEFFNER WHIPPLECHARGED

 

[2MANYTOYS]

Dude, are you having a fucking affair with Heff or something? Anything you own that he hasn't touched?

2005 KITCHEN-AID BLENDER - HEFFNER TWINTURBO
2003 TOASTMASTER TOASTER - EJECTION MECHANISM BY HEFFNER
2007 CRAFTSMAN CORDLESS DRILL - HEFFNER SOON TO BE TWINTURBOED
2002 DILDO - HEFFNER MODIFIED&TUNED
1986 PENIS PUMP - HEFFNER WHIPPLECHARGED

:rofl: :rofl: :lolcry: :lolcry: :lolcry: :lolcry:

 

[KRAZYPSI]

Dude, are you having a fucking affair with Heff or something? Anything you own that he hasn't touched?

2005 KITCHEN-AID BLENDER - HEFFNER TWINTURBO
2003 TOASTMASTER TOASTER - EJECTION MECHANISM BY HEFFNER
2007 CRAFTSMAN CORDLESS DRILL - HEFFNER SOON TO BE TWINTURBOED
2002 DILDO - HEFFNER MODIFIED&TUNED
1986 PENIS PUMP - HEFFNER WHIPPLECHARGED

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Dude, are you a fucking ******??? All this talk about dildos, penis pumps makes me think you are one!!!! :smoker:
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2003 SRT-HEFFNER TWINTURBO "1040RWHP&1135RWTQ"
1999 DIABLO VT-HEFFNER TWIN SUPERCHARGED "620hp&740tq"
2005 MERCEDES CL65-HEFFNER MODIFIED&TUNED "650HP&830TQ"
2005 MURCIELAGO ROADSTER-HEFFNER SOON TO BE TWINTURBOED
2005 AUDI A8 (STOCK WITH THE EXCEPTION OF 20INCH HRE'S)
2003 HUMMER H2 HEFFNER WHIPPLECHARGED/6SPEED TRANSMISSION CONVERSION
2004 PORSCHE 996 TT CAB (SOLD)
2006 CLS 55
2005 T REX

 

[Paul]

Eeeeeeeeasy, diesel. Just fucking with you a bit. Gotta expect that around here from time to time. Don't get pissy or you'll get an ulcer and then you'll have to call Heff to remove it. :rofl:

 

[KRAZYPSI]

Eeeeeeeeasy, diesel. Just fucking with you a bit. Gotta expect that around here from time to time. Don't get pissy or you'll get an ulcer and then you'll have to call Heff to remove it. :rofl:

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Paul, I'm cool!!!! I was just fucking with you. Gotta expect that around here from time to time. Now pull that DILDO out of your ass before it gets stuck!! I can guarantee you Heffner won't be removing that. :rofl:
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2003 SRT-HEFFNER TWINTURBO "1040RWHP&1135RWTQ"
1999 DIABLO VT-HEFFNER TWIN SUPERCHARGED "620hp&740tq"
2005 MERCEDES CL65-HEFFNER MODIFIED&TUNED "650HP&830TQ"
2005 MURCIELAGO ROADSTER-HEFFNER SOON TO BE TWINTURBOED
2005 AUDI A8 (STOCK WITH THE EXCEPTION OF 20INCH HRE'S)
2003 HUMMER H2 HEFFNER WHIPPLECHARGED/6SPEED TRANSMISSION CONVERSION
2004 PORSCHE 996 TT CAB (SOLD)
2006 CLS 55
2005 T REX

 

[Paul]

There ya go. You should be able to survive here for a little bit. Now go get your fucking shine box. :rofl: (Hope you've watched Goodfellas, this one usually gets people's feathers ruffled if they don't know where it's coming from)

 

[KRAZYPSI]

There ya go. You should be able to survive here for a little bit. Now go get your fucking shine box. :rofl: (Hope you've watched Goodfellas, this one usually gets people's feathers ruffled if they don't know where it's coming from)

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Hey Paul, the best part in that movie is when he did the little bitch in! :nod:
Take care BALLSONYOURCHIN!!!!!!!!!!! :thumb:
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2003 SRT-HEFFNER TWINTURBO "1040RWHP&1135RWTQ"
1999 DIABLO VT-HEFFNER TWIN SUPERCHARGED "620hp&740tq"
2005 MERCEDES CL65-HEFFNER MODIFIED&TUNED "650HP&830TQ"
2005 MURCIELAGO ROADSTER-HEFFNER SOON TO BE TWINTURBOED
2005 AUDI A8 (STOCK WITH THE EXCEPTION OF 20INCH HRE'S)
2003 HUMMER H2 HEFFNER WHIPPLECHARGED/6SPEED TRANSMISSION CONVERSION
2004 PORSCHE 996 TT CAB (SOLD)
2006 CLS 55
2005 T REX