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The Cheerleading class:

For those of you who watch their own cars go down the track.

Bring those POM-POM'S fella's.

Not driving your own car is like letting your best friend bang your wife because he can do it better than you can !!!
 

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Re: New class froming for Bradenton

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Not driving your own car is like letting your best friend bang your wife because he can do it better than you can !!!
hahaha, true 'dat, true 'dat. I think it's good to see your cars potential, but bragging about what your car can do without you driving is kinda tacky. :thumb:
 

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twinvipers said:
The Cheerleading class:

For those of you who watch their own cars go down the track.

Bring those POM-POM'S fella's.

Not driving your own car is like letting your best friend bang your wife because he can do it better than you can !!!
How would you know that your best friend can bang your wife better than you can, were you watching or cheering? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 

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Hey JKWATCHER I'm not married

I can see how much your wife means to you by where you put her on your list

2 dogs/2 cats/30 horses/1 wife

A-Hole Cheerleader

Got your skirt and POM-POM'S ready

Chad is going to spank your hired drives ass anyway
 

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TWINDIAPERS ARE WE GONNA BE BLESSED BY YOUR PRESENCE AND WISDOM AT BRADENTON.WILL U ACTUALLY BE THERE TO SHOW OFF AND THRILL THE CROWD WITH YOUR DRAG RACE SKILLS??????MAYBE U CAN CONDUCT A TRAINING SEMINAR ON HOW TO BANG YOUR CAR AND YOUR BEST FRIENDS WIFE AT THE SAME TIME.THAT WOULD BE GREAT!WHAT DO U KNOW ABOUT STANDING BEHIND HORSES WITH BIG BOOTS ON?DO U LIVE ON A FARM IN NEW YORK STATE?DO MOST PEOPLE WITH HORSES STAND BEHIND THEM WITH BIG BOOTS ON?ARE U SPEAKING FROM PERSONEL EXPERIENCE?YOU REALLY ARE AN INTERESTING AND MULTI TALENTED PERSON! :rofl: :dance:
 

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Re: New class froming for Bradenton

Gerald said:
twinvipers said:
Not driving your own car is like letting your best friend bang your wife because he can do it better than you can !!!
hahaha, true 'dat, true 'dat. I think it's good to see your cars potential, but bragging about what your car can do without you driving is kinda tacky. :thumb:
GERALD BUDDY ITS ALL ABOUT WINING AND RUNNING THE NUMBER THERE ARE NO RULES.ALLS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR AND DRAG RACING.CYA :rofl: :dance:
 

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Do you speak ebonics ? What is a muti talented person ?
DEFINITION OF MUTI...............A HUMANOID MUTATION THAT BANGS CARS AND THEIR BUDDY'S WIFE OR GIRLFRIENDS AND OR ALL THE ABOVE. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :dance:
 

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H.M. FIRST IM GONNA WAX YOURS AND GET RID OF THE FLYWEIGHTS! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :dance:
 

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Didn't think you were man enough to line up with SW.
TWINDIAPERS YOU ARE RIGHT! THE SHEEK IS BIGGER THEN LIFE ITS SELF HE IS A LIVING GOD IN HIS OWN MIND!WHEN WOULD U LIKE YOUR BEATING AT THE TRACK? :rofl: :dance:
 
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