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A cornucopia of wit by the late great master, Mumford. So much good stuff and he finishes 'the Boy' off with the final sig. LOL. The same Lawboy as here? Dunno, but it is certainly applicable.

From the good ol' morgue days.

16/10/02
Lawboy:
yes i am a plaintiff's trial lawyer. yes, i do earn an 8 figure income.

Mumford:
Memo to Lawboy:
People who make 8 figures don't run around telling others that they make 8 figures. Especially when nobody asked! I bet at any given point 15,000 people are wearing Emmitt Smith jerseys in public. But guess who isn't wearing an Emmitt Smith jersey when he rolls into Subway for a grinder? Emmitt Smith!!!
I also especially appreciate the inventory of cars and 'future cars'. I found myself wondering what car your wife drives and which cars you plan on buying someday until I found it at the bottom. I'm sure you saved all of a us from having to email you requesting that vital information along with how much money you make. Nice touch, dork!
WAR LIONEL HUTZ!!!!!!!!!

Lawboy:
...if u dont like it then dont read it.

Mumford:
Niiiiice job, Matlock. I bet clients are beating down your doorstep to pay you tens of millions for epic advice like that. I guess all of us could be making '8 figures' if we could just decide if we like what we read before we actually read it. Mensa called...they want their membership back.

Lawboy:
who the hell are u to tell me if and whether i can tell people what i make in income? guess what? u can't. i will tell people whatever i want to.

Mumford:
Once again you justify your '8 figure' skills with exemplary logic and grammar. I don't recall telling you that you can't act like an tool; I just recall 'burning' you for doing so. Keep up the good work!
And BTW, I'm PMUM, Mr. Mum if you're nasty!

Lawboy:
i thought you would come up with much better zingers!

Mumford:
Niiiice take Xtreme LawNeck! Even though you must make FAR more money than him, try to take a lesson from your mental superior, Mike Tyson. After he got thoroughly worked over by Lennox Lewis last week he graciously admitted defeat.
Proclaiming "that didn't hurt" whilst scurrying off to the 'burn clinic' isn't a proper defense. Feel free to contact your 'neck brethren in Tejas to find the closest 'burn clinic' location. The Serious One & BSingle will surely know quite a few locations.
You should've used your "My Billionaire Friend" defense. That was a really sweet 'zinger' that could only come from somebody that gets paid '8 figures' to be a LawHack.
Because I'm such a nice guy I'll give you some defense tactics right up your alley for future reference:
1) The "Chewbacca Defense" always comes in handy in any situation when you're getting torched.
2) The "If the SCUD Don't Fit, You Got's to Acquit Defense" should be right up your alley.
3) The Patriot Missile of defenses, though, is the "Dear Wiz, I'm Getting Torched Daily. Please Change My Name and Make Me a Moderator Defense". This truly outstanding defense was pioneered by the venerable Xtreme Moderator/Baconi/Hoodbeef/Pierce. This Superman 1 style Defense has the ability to turn back time and undo the powerful damage of a well placed SCUD.
I offer those defense mechanisms to you to use at will. Some people call me a giver...I just call it doing the right thing!
Yo Soy Out!
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'02 Lawboy (my ride)
 

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That kicks ass.. I never realized that lawboy got owned then owned again so hard. I guess i need to do some archive reading over at the morgue.
 

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LOL Chuck..

"The "If the SCUD Don't Fit, You Got's to Acquit Defense" should be right up your alley." /images/graemlins/laughing.gif

Lawboy, I know that is you! LOL
 

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THAT WAS ONE EPIC SMACKDOWN!!!! THAT GUY WAS A GENIUS!! [image]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/shocker.gif[/image] [image]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/shocker.gif[/image] [image]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/shocker.gif[/image] [image]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/shocker.gif[/image]

Is that the same Lawboy as the one we have here?
 

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How man Lawboys are there that are here and talk about what he makes and the cars that he is going to buy.
 

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Nightstalker said:
How man Lawboys are there that are here and talk about what he makes and the cars that he is going to buy.
BWAAAHHHHH!!!! BUSTED!!! It is our Lawboy!!! :lolcry:
 

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Dude that Emmitt Smith take was phenomenal!!!!!


Mumford The Great! said:
I bet at any given point 15,000 people are wearing Emmitt Smith jerseys in public. But guess who isn't wearing an Emmitt Smith jersey when he rolls into Subway for a grinder? Emmitt Smith!!!
DAAAYYYUUMMMMMMM!!!! /images/graemlins/applause.gif /images/graemlins/applause.gif /images/graemlins/applause.gif /images/graemlins/applause.gif /images/graemlins/applause.gif /images/graemlins/applause.gif /images/graemlins/applause.gif
 

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Smackasaurus Rex. There will never be another to approach that level of smack down but future generations will read about it in books and wonder, "what was it like when smack of those proportions roamed the earth?" We were lucky to have witnessed the best.
 

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If my memory serves me right, that thread is 'The thread' that launched
Lawboy onto the Viper World. He might have been around much earlier, but
the '8 figure' remark, certainly hung over his head for a while. But you
have to give Lawboy credit, a lesser person would have packed up and went home.
At least Lawboy can say he's sparred with the best. ;)
 

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HP said:
At least Lawboy can say he's sparred with the best. ;)
"Sparred with?" More like "was a punching bag for."

I still say the sig is the biggest and best slam. "02 Lawboy (my ride)"

Gawd, I wish I would have thought of that.
 

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Snap into slim jim....Or should I say snap into a lawboy.

he doesn't make 8 figures. In fact, I'll bet the number only has 1 comma in it. Just kidding law...It was a slam of epic proportion, however.
 

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LOLOLOLOLOLOL srtmike.
 
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