Motion To Ban Me.

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SEric

Discussion Starter · Jun 30, 2003

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Ban Serious
<input type="radio" name="option" value="1" />Ban me. I'm incapable of brotherly love. In fact I hate you all.
<input type="radio" name="option" value="2" />OK so don't ban me. Doesn't mean I'm gonna get any nicer.
<input type="radio" name="option" value="3" />Send me your poodles for medical experiments.
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SEric

Discussion Starter · #8 · Jun 30, 2003

Snake Bitten said:
Eric...Post up your address...These little furballs ain't gonna make it through the night at my place...They need to go to MailBoxesETC asap!

(I may have "nuked" one for 8 seconds, but that actually calmed the little bastard down substantially...he was the runt!)

They have no brains, only the most primitive notochord ... sorta like a shrimp. So microwaving has no affect other than to heat the little fuckers up which just increases the yap rate.

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SEric

Discussion Starter · #14 · Jul 1, 2003

samehereasthere said:
Sorry Serious...the new model poodle this year is only going to those with certificates obtained thru the "Previous Poodle Owner Certificate Program". The certs were handed out by DC (Damn Collies) about two years ago via a small unheard of website called Friends Under Collie Control United or FUCCU. I would never vote to ban you...you are to valuable to this site...however, I will consider transfering my poodle certificate to you if DC allows same.

Clark

Awesome! :thumb: A bright spot in a bad day. Thanks! :lolcry: