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<input type="radio" name="option" value="1" />Ban me. I'm incapable of brotherly love. In fact I hate you all.
<input type="radio" name="option" value="2" />OK so don't ban me. Doesn't mean I'm gonna get any nicer.
<input type="radio" name="option" value="3" />Send me your poodles for medical experiments.
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I never liked poodles anyways. Is this a test? Am I being graded? IS this one of those trick personality questions?
 

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Eric...Post up your address...These little furballs ain't gonna make it through the night at my place...They need to go to MailBoxesETC asap!

(I may have "nuked" one for 8 seconds, but that actually calmed the little bastard down substantially...he was the runt!)
 

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Snake Bitten said:
Eric...Post up your address...These little furballs ain't gonna make it through the night at my place...They need to go to MailBoxesETC asap!

(I may have "nuked" one for 8 seconds, but that actually calmed the little bastard down substantially...he was the runt!)
They have no brains, only the most primitive notochord ... sorta like a shrimp. So microwaving has no affect other than to heat the little fuckers up which just increases the yap rate.
 

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Have all the french poodles you want, just don't practice intubating ferrets. No way we would ban you. I enjoy reading your smack to much. :cheers:
 

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Sorry Serious...the new model poodle this year is only going to those with certificates obtained thru the "Previous Poodle Owner Certificate Program". The certs were handed out by DC (Damn Collies) about two years ago via a small unheard of website called Friends Under Collie Control United or FUCCU. I would never vote to ban you...you are to valuable to this site...however, I will consider transfering my poodle certificate to you if DC allows same.

Clark
 

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Sorry Serious...the new model poodle this year is only going to those with certificates obtained thru the "Previous Poodle Owner Certificate Program". The certs were handed out by DC (Damn Collies) about two years ago via a small unheard of website called Friends Under Collie Control United or FUCCU. I would never vote to ban you...you are to valuable to this site...however, I will consider transfering my poodle certificate to you if DC allows same.

Clark
LOL Clark - that was extremely clever /images/graemlins/smile.gif...
 

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Sorry Serious...the new model poodle this year is only going to those with certificates obtained thru the "Previous Poodle Owner Certificate Program". The certs were handed out by DC (Damn Collies) about two years ago via a small unheard of website called Friends Under Collie Control United or FUCCU. I would never vote to ban you...you are to valuable to this site...however, I will consider transfering my poodle certificate to you if DC allows same.

Clark
Awesome! :thumb: A bright spot in a bad day. Thanks! :lolcry:
 

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Serious,

Unfortunately you can't ban yourself. I wish we could as I have found I have very little self control...
Rates have been at an all time low and I have been screwing around on the net all day instead of making millions of dollars......
 

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Or the F out of Fart at least.
Leaving, quite aptly, the art that I spin out of even the most disgusting of topics.

Have you gagged yet? /images/graemlins/supergrin.gif
 
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