Re: I\'m bored, somebody talk some shit, please!
THE CHAD said:
The race is fast approaching and there is not nearly enough smack flying around.
In the group's ultimate wisdom, I have been asked to no longer talk shit as I am the number one seed for the race. Brilliant, but whatever.
So please, someone say something about someone else's mama, NOW!
Hey, you know that when someone breaks the record(s) by as much as you did, that
ALREADY WAS the ultimate smack talk. :thumb:
I do not know if anybody has ever seen the In Living Color skit where 4 boys from the hood were on a game show talking shit where there was a partial phrase up on the board and the first one to hit the button got to finish the phrase and get points. They were things like....... your mother is so ugly.....
And there was this one guy who got stumped on a hard question which was:......... your mother is so nice..... The poor shit talking brother did not have a clue how to answer that one, time expired and the buzzer went BEEP and he lost. Anyway,I think we should come up with a list of 5-10 partial statements that are either completely false, or a big stretch of the truth based on the shit that was brought up over the last week or two that people get to finish off.
For example:
1. Chad's 9.07 seems so fucking slow after....
a. 1Tony1 straps a jet engine to the top of his Roe supercharger and dips into the 6's...
b. Jason Heffner gets behind the wheel of his latest creation and shows us all how it's really done...
c. He sees Moundir on his scooter pass him like he is standing still at the 1/8 mile...
d. Norm and Rohn put on skirts for twinvipers and look so scary that the whole crowd beats Chad to the end of the 1/4 running away from them on foot...
2. PC has such a big fucking mouth and delusions of grandeur that.....
3. David Boggs is soooo slow anymore that...
4. Moundir's aluminum scooter is soooo fucking fast that...
Anyway, I would like to propose we come up with a list like this, each question being its own thread and people piling on the (hopefully) good natured shit talking train.....
If I offended anybody by this post I am sorry :bowdown:... and after that you can go fuck yourself! :smooch: :fist:
What do you think boys and girls?