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why is it, every time i am at an event, i got some lightweight drunk i gotta cart home and he leaves shit in my ride. /images/graemlins/supergrin.gif

Mike Scerzberg, you now join the ranks of being my bitch with SnakeBitten. your sunglasses are on their way bro
 

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I saw that you were admiring them so much, I wanted to give you a chance to try out my Foakleys! Did ya see the "customization" I did to them?
 

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in your defense though, you kicked ass on and off the track in BG. congrats bro
 

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My girlfriend always leave stuff in my car...god I can't stand it.

I like to leave my car without a spec inside at all.


I know what you mean mojo. Good post, I'm sure most of us can relate.
 

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I usually find the wrappers and other shit afterwards....Then I'm like "SOMEONE WAS EATING IN MY CAR!!!!???????" /images/graemlins/mad

Pisses me off. Then when you really start poking around under the seats you find shit you never new was there.
 

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I found 2 hats a few cd's and a magazine once....and I clean my car all the time..

how does that happen?
 

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V10 MOJO said:
why is it, every time i am at an event, i got some lightweight drunk i gotta cart home and he leaves shit in my ride. /images/graemlins/supergrin.gif

Mike Scerzberg, you now join the ranks of being my bitch with SnakeBitten. your sunglasses are on their way bro
He cried all the way home over those $5 pieces of shit.
 

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V10 MOJO said:
why is it, every time i am at an event, i got some lightweight drunk i gotta cart home and he leaves shit in my ride. /images/graemlins/supergrin.gif

Mike Scerzberg, you now join the ranks of being my bitch with SnakeBitten. your sunglasses are on their way bro

Fucker...I told you not to let me leave my keys in your RT!!! /images/graemlins/laughing.gif
 

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SNAKE HYDES said:
V10 MOJO said:
why is it, every time i am at an event, i got some lightweight drunk i gotta cart home and he leaves shit in my ride. /images/graemlins/supergrin.gif

Mike Scerzberg, you now join the ranks of being my bitch with SnakeBitten. your sunglasses are on their way bro
He cried all the way home over those $5 pieces of shit.
Listen CH, if I want a pepsi from you, I'll just slap your bitch head into to next thursday!
 

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SlaugherJ,


:lolcry: :lolcry: :lolcry:

Not married, and if I were, I've never been a big "cheater" never cheated on anyone in my life, but when I am single, I did play...play indeed. LOL...
I laughed out loud on that one.
 

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LMAO; mike, good one, chad did make a nice lil cup holder eh
 

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Hey Rich, would you rather drunks leave shit in your ride, or sexually molest it? /images/graemlins/wink
 

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just lookin for the ice machine, just looking for ice /images/graemlins/supergrin.gif
 

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MacedoMS said:
Hey Rich,

A little birdie told me you were a tad bit cold in the hallway of the Best Wetern Saturday night. LOL!
Something else was probably little too - the cold probably made the turtle go back in its shell /images/graemlins/wink
 

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slaughterj said:
MacedoMS said:
Hey Rich,

A little birdie told me you were a tad bit cold in the hallway of the Best Wetern Saturday night. LOL!
Something else was probably little too - the cold probably made the turtle go back in its shell /images/graemlins/wink
:doh: :doh: /images/graemlins/laughing.gif /images/graemlins/laughing.gif /images/graemlins/laughing.gif
 

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damn wank spends a few days in the far east and now thinks hes confuscious of the smack eh :fist:


even under extreme shrinkage im still equipped /images/graemlins/supergrin.gif best two inches and 18 seconds any woman could ever ask for.

im just glad i decided it was too cold to go swimming /images/graemlins/supergrin.gif
 

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Listen CH, if I want a pepsi from you, I'll just slap your bitch head into to next thursday!
Oh harsh!!
LMAO; mike, good one, chad did make a nice lil cup holder eh
Why do I have to be all of that. I am an owner damit not a cupholder.. :nod: Plus I look like shit in a thong. :rofl:
 
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