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Is it just me or does driving a viper attract every idiot behind the wheel to screw with you. I was driving home from dinner when 3 guys in a Saturn decided they wanted to agitate me. First they were shoved up my ass on a two lane road, and then as soon as we hit a passing area they had to show off and go around me and cut me off. Then they slowed down to the point I had to go around and then they got beside me again and wouldn't go away. I finally had enough and put some distance between us. A couple of miles down the road, I was just running with traffic when they appeared again. They got beside me and were acting like fools again, so I slowed down and they ended up in front of me. I started to take the next off ramp and they went off too. I waited until they were too deep into the ramp, and then I shot back onto the road. As I did, they were hanging out the window giving me the finger and yelling. They went to the top of the ramp and crossed over to come down the other side...but by that time I was long gone.
 

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Get some BIG power and then you won't have to worry about them for long. With 800+ rwhp you can hop galaxies in a viper.

BTW, mine is black....so although it still gets attention, it is a bit more stealthy than the red i was originally going to get.

What color is your viper?
 

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I have only had one sorta bad experience but really I don't know if they were trying to be mean or just stupid.

99% of the responses I get are uber cool.
 

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Pa Viper, when they start that shit I just givethem the brakes and cut them off within an inch of their life. Once they see that, they will stay far away from you, I guarantee it. Fuck 'em.

Most people are cool, the assholes deserve the red carpet asshole treatment rolled up their asp!
 

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get them to try and pace you through some twisty bits. Darwin will take care of the rest.
 

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Paolo Castellano said:
Pa Viper, when they start that shit I just givethem the brakes and cut them off within an inch of their life. Once they see that, they will stay far away from you, I guarantee it. Fuck 'em.

Most people are cool, the assholes deserve the red carpet asshole treatment rolled up their asp!
C'mon, Paolo, would you really put your snake at risk in order to teach a worthless asshole a lesson? Not worth it!
 

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PaViper.......My Man!! I'm from N.E. Pennsylvania....is that what your name implies? Maybe it's the same jerkoff in a black Vette that almost killed me (and my Viper) about a week ago. (see my recent post "what's up with these Vette guys") Probably the same wahckoff, and he's UPGRADED to a Saturn now!! Do what I do......carry a big bag of M&M's in the glove box....and when they tailgate you.....chuck a handful out your window all over their car.....really makes them back off on a hurry. ( a pack of bb's works even better)
Hang tight, Bro!! ( Another big snow is on the way here near Allentown!!)
 

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I've only had one bad experience.

And it convinced me that retro-active abortions should be legalized.
 

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I am from the Harrisburg area....I just cleaned mine up and put it back in the garage for the next snow storm. It wouldn't be so bad but everytime they even call for snow, these jerkoffs start dumping salt and cinders all over the place.
 

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Retro-active abortions should be legalized!! Damn, I love it!! Hey....PaViper, have you plowed your driveway with your Viper yet??? /images/graemlins/carrot
 

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People behave strangely when they're jealous. Defense mechanism?

The thing that's the most aggrevating is this: Chances those bastards would act that way had one of them been ALONE in his car, with no buddies to back up his dorkiness, are slim-to-none - he most likely never would have started anything. He may have even thrown you a compliment.
 

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I feel your pain. Some jackoff was trying to race me in a stealth ES about a month ago. His passenger was hanging out the window and everything.
 

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My Viper seems to have "If you have a coffee can muffler with a huge fin on your car, lets race" written across the back. Every a-hole and their cousin wants to race it
 

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Rarely do I have that kind of trouble. Usually it's some dip that wants to run me. Take Craig's suggestion. So I took this dipshit onto a 270 degree upramp and watched him crash in the rearview. It was hilarious. The Vipers behind me saw the aftermath and we've been laughing about it ever since.
 

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I feel you guys man. Living in the Aloha State of Hawaii, most of these numb nuts hardly see one, so when they get a chance they try and pull something stupid. Just last week I had a ass in a stupid Z-28 SS (which I could probably demolish with my Durango) came right by me and rev his engine and cut in front of me. The other time on the freeway I had a jerk off in a lame ass BMW 325 ride my ass. Then I downshifted to 4 from 5 and I was gone. This is what I do when some dumb ass messes with me...I slow down and wait for them, when they get dumb I tell them to pull over on the side of the road and we can settle it. Most dumb asses who act like a big shots in their cars are actually a bunch of pussy. But I guess looking at a young asian guy with a Viper might make them think I am part of the of the mob or something so they don't pull over...hahaha
All kidding aside, I usuallay get messed with by cars that know that they have no shot, like Camaros, BMW, Toyota Trucks, Civics, and the like...so I just let them go and have their fun. Cause most of these hoodlums don't deserve your time and consideration.
 

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I have issues every time I tow mine to the track. I have an open trailer and normally stay in the truck lane. The problem is that people will pull up alongside the trailer and stare at the Viper. Meanwhile, I'm closing on the traffic ahead of me and have nowhere to go with the numb-nuts behind me staring at the car. Sometimes, I just turn on the blinker and start drifting into their lane. They get the message soon enough.
 
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