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Anybody bringing a fast SRT? SVS, Heffner, RSI - how are all them turbo cars coming along over there?

Boost vs boost (and/or water injection) - anybody game?
 

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BigCarrot said:
Shit, I wish I could make it! I'll be chasing titties in Nevada! Viva Las Vegas! :yotony:
Ahh the delima I think i might be able to make one of these 2 trips /images/graemlins/freak Fast cars, or fast women???? Damn what am I gonna do /images/graemlins/laughing.gif
 

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Moundir said:
BigCarrot said:
Shit, I wish I could make it! I'll be chasing titties in Nevada! Viva Las Vegas! :yotony:
Ahh the delima I think i might be able to make one of these 2 trips /images/graemlins/freak Fast cars, or fast women???? Damn what am I gonna do /images/graemlins/laughing.gif
If you have to ask whether you want to have your pick of chicks to bone in Vegas, party all day, gamble, more chicks, watch a show or two and then a little food and sleep... VS. Watching some cars go up and down a straight track for the day, then you got some problems, son.

Don't get me wrong, the thrill of watching the fastest vipers out there is awesome -- seeing records broken is awesome. But you can read about the results and watch the videos when you get back.

Carrot, can I chase titties with you? Yellow Fever, can you make room with your blades? Ha!
 

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If you have to ask whether you want to have your pick of chicks to bone in Vegas
OR END UP WATCHING SPANK-O-VISION BACK IN THE HOTEL ROOM...

, party all day
AND PUKING YOUR GUTS OUT...

, gamble
LOSE YOUR ASS...

, more chicks
MIGHT GET A SKANK OR EVEN BETTER MORE SPANK-O-VISION...

, watch a show or two
MAN THEM LIVE CHICKS ARE HOT COMPARED TO SPANK-O-VISION...

and then a little food and sleep...
DAMN THAT BREAKFAST BUFFET IS REALLY GOOD WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS...

SHIT WHAT WAS I THINKING? THE HELL WITH RACING - I AM HEADED TO VEGAS NOW!
 

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John Hennessey said:
If you have to ask whether you want to have your pick of chicks to bone in Vegas
OR END UP WATCHING SPANK-O-VISION BACK IN THE HOTEL ROOM...

, party all day
AND PUKING YOUR GUTS OUT...

, gamble
LOSE YOUR ASS...

, more chicks
MIGHT GET A SKANK OR EVEN BETTER MORE SPANK-O-VISION...

, watch a show or two
MAN THEM LIVE CHICKS ARE HOT COMPARED TO SPANK-O-VISION...

and then a little food and sleep...
DAMN THAT BREAKFAST BUFFET IS REALLY GOOD WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS...

SHIT WHAT WAS I THINKING? THE HELL WITH RACING - I AM HEADED TO VEGAS NOW!

Wow, the Hennessey view on Vegas. Sorry, I have a completely different outlook on the place. Some of the best restaurants are there. Some of the best shows are there (and no, I wasn't talking about strip shows), gambling --- well yeah, you might be right, partying all day (doesn't entail having to get puke drunk), Spank-o-vision -- who stays in their room to watch movies? :rofl:

I spoke to Mike. I wasn't aware he was actually going to be racing, which makes it a different thing. I thought he was just going up there to watch the event. No comparison IMO (or that of 99% of any other male human you ask, I bet.) Now eat it :fist: :smooch:
 

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Manny you have to realize that Hennessey's version of Vegas is that of a broke ass red neck :lame: He is not into the shit we party animals get into, the night life, the women, the booze, the gambling, and the walks of shame at 9am :lolcry: Yeah there are plenty of version of Vegas, like his for instance, staying at a motel, watching porn, and drinking budwiser and eating breakfast buffets (still havent seen one buffet last time in Vegas, we must have been doing Vegas all wrong :rolleyes: ) so respect the man and what he considers a good time :lolcry:
 

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John Hennessey said:
If you have to ask whether you want to have your pick of chicks to bone in Vegas
OR END UP WATCHING SPANK-O-VISION BACK IN THE HOTEL ROOM...

, party all day
AND PUKING YOUR GUTS OUT...

, gamble
LOSE YOUR ASS...

, more chicks
MIGHT GET A SKANK OR EVEN BETTER MORE SPANK-O-VISION...

, watch a show or two
MAN THEM LIVE CHICKS ARE HOT COMPARED TO SPANK-O-VISION...

and then a little food and sleep...
DAMN THAT BREAKFAST BUFFET IS REALLY GOOD WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS...

SHIT WHAT WAS I THINKING? THE HELL WITH RACING - I AM HEADED TO VEGAS NOW!

Sounds like my own little piece of heaven to me!
 

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John Hennessey said:
Now at leat Carrot is honest.

Carrot has obviously been going to Vegas with the wrong crowd. Come April, he'll see the light. /images/graemlins/nana :yotony:

Moundir, you are right, we didn't see a single buffet. Hell, we weren't in the rooms long enough to watch any "pay-per-view" porn. :smooch:

And to be honest, the only hangover I had was after the very 1st night in which everybody just went freaking crazy with the drinks (kind of like a deja vu of San Antonio that 1st night, only way more fun.) How the hell you get kicked out of a Palms nightclub without getting into a confrontation or a fight, is a first for me. /images/graemlins/laughing.gif
 

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getbit said:
don't stumble or you are out of here.
Yeah, a little too strict if you ask me. That's kind of like giving steroids to a body builder and then yelling at him for being too aggressive in the gym. WTF! You serve people drinks, they are gonna get drunk. Ah well. 3 more weeks, ya bitches. Now back to the topic of Bowling Green, since we hijacked this thread. Ha!
 
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