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A bit \'o humor !!

Hi Viper Bros!!
Here's a few of my old tidbits, thought I'd share them with you all. ENJOY! /images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif

If you're gonna criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes FIRST, that
way, you're a mile ahead of them, and you have their shoes!

Never test the depth of the water with BOTH feet!

If you believe "if at first you don't suceede"...skydiving isn't for you!

A closed mouth gathers no foot!

Never, ever take a sleeping pill AND a laxative the same night!

If you lend someone $20 and never see him was probably worth it!

Don't be irreplaceable...if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted!

It's alway darkest just before dawn, so if you're gonna steal your neighbor's
newspaper, thats the time to do it!
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