Just have to share.. just pissed and embarrassed..
So, went ahead with changing my oil. A little drive, drained, filter off, new filter in, drain plug back, filled it up, checked the level, started it up..
Heard something "swishy-type" noise so killed it almost right away, went around and found oil EVERYWHERE! Must have been 6-7 quarts under the car!!
The rubber gasket from the old oil filter got stuck on the filter housing (which I didn't noticed because I'm an arrogant dumbass!!) so when I mounted the new filter on, the old gasket got tweaked, didn't create a seal, and oil poured out...
2 bags of kitty litter, 8 quarts of oil, and an hour later, things were done..