An ode to Dave 777 *NWS*

[SEric]

Originally Posted by Free2go

Dave and the rest of you guys, I'm sure your good people

I am. Dave is another matter.

Originally Posted by Free2go

and I'm done smack talking. It's gone way too far as it is.

Pshaw ... This was tame. Nobody got banned, decomposing animals weren't delivered through the mail and there were no mysterious trash can fires.

Originally Posted by Free2go

I'm bowing down and respectfully walking away from this nonsense. Take care, Eric

C'mon ... don't go away. They'll just start talking about politics again and how Miss America and Al Qaeda are responsible for melting the polar caps.

[dave6666]

Cowgirls won today. Sweet mother of all unimportant sports news.

[CottonMouth]

Originally Posted by Biggest

Pool bet for the guessing the time of meltdown and/or self-banning...

I'll take next Friday at 4pm for $20.

I'm in. I'll take 10:41 AM on 9/22/13

[SNIFFER BEAVER]

Originally Posted by Free2go

I'm done with this shit. Was fun for a bit, but I'm not wasting anymore of my time. My name is Eric O'Bryan, I'm in the cleaning and restoration business here in Denton, TX. I'm an average fucking schmo...married with four kids. Business is good, I do well. Bought my dream car and wound up here. Dave and the rest of you guys, I'm sure your good people and I'm done smack talking. It's gone way too far as it is. I might as well be the one who ends this 42 page debacle. If your in my area, look me up. I'll be buying the beer. If you need info or help in any way regarding what I do for a living...I'll do whatever I can to help. I'm bowing down and respectfully walking away from this nonsense. Take care, Eric

That was a pretty lame curtain call. Now get on back to to tongue punching your life partner's fart snout.

[Miss Adventure]

Originally Posted by SNIFFER BEAVER

That was a pretty lame curtain call. Now get on back to to tongue punching your life partner's fart snout.

I don't care who you are, that's funny!
Sniffer Beaver referring to Fart Snouts

Yeah, you are this close

[ultradriver10000]

I'll prolly be in Denton next week sometime. There is a rig I have some prototype equipment on that I need to collect some data on occasionally. Don't drive the Viper, but I drive a twin turbo... Ecoboost lol

[dave6666]

Originally Posted by ultradriver10000

I'll prolly be in Denton next week sometime. There is a rig I have some prototype equipment on that I need to collect some data on occasionally. Don't drive the Viper, but I drive a twin turbo... Ecoboost lol

If you're gonna have some spare time, send me a pm. I could bring my ecoboost

[madninjaskillz]

So you guys think I should get an 09-10 ACR or the new 13 SRT? I've been looking a lot and the prices have really come down on the 08-10 ACRs.

[sundiego]

Originally Posted by SNIFFER BEAVER

That was a pretty lame curtain call. Now get on back to to tongue punching your life partner's fart snout.

I submitted fart snout to urban dictionary, giving credit to Sniff. Rejected.

[dave6666]

Pretty sad when urban dictionary can't think of any use for an epic phrase like that.

[SNIFFER BEAVER]

Originally Posted by sundiego

I submitted fart snout to urban dictionary, giving credit to Sniff. Rejected.

Dammit!

[SEric]

Take heart. Fart snout lives on in my iPhone notes.