Viper Alley - Dodge Viper Forum -SRT Viper - View Single Post - For those selling Vipers
View Single Post

Old July 23rd, 2019, 12:57 AM   #7
dirtbag
Senior Member
 
dirtbag's Avatar
 
dirtbag is offline
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 3,618
dirtbag is not afraid of bears with 11984 pointsdirtbag is not afraid of bears with 11984 pointsdirtbag is not afraid of bears with 11984 pointsdirtbag is not afraid of bears with 11984 pointsdirtbag is not afraid of bears with 11984 pointsdirtbag is not afraid of bears with 11984 pointsdirtbag is not afraid of bears with 11984 pointsdirtbag is not afraid of bears with 11984 pointsdirtbag is not afraid of bears with 11984 pointsdirtbag is not afraid of bears with 11984 pointsdirtbag is not afraid of bears with 11984 points
Rep Power: 94
What a strange post. Please allow me to add more weirdness.

#1. S5 is the most perfect phone ever made. I have three of them.

#2. If I'm ever forced to sell my Viper, it will be however I damn well please. The listing may go something like:

Never raced. Then include pic of my avatar, massive stack of time slips, bald rear tires with chunks of rubber melted to the wheel wells. All stock. Then include photos of turbo and dyno sheets. I will then proceed to McDonalds drive-thru, spill fries everywhere, leave trash on floor, then take photos of interior, some of which may be upside down. I will point out that it has a great sound system, navigation, commanded by a trained voice (1st generation Clarion AutoPC from 1997). Original throttle cable clip. Upgrayedd Radiator for the desert cruise. There will be a short video filmed in 240p vertical video of the exhaust with me saying "dope." $120,000 OBO, I know what I got/skyrocket.

Then I'll log in with a trolling account and offer $9,200.

Lastly I'll log in with my original account and reply with SOLD. -thread closed-
__________________
--= '97 Dodge Viper GTS (Turbocharged) =--
--= I'm a keychain salesman =--
  Reply With Quote