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Hennessey has the Biggest Balls of any of us

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Old May 6th, 2008, 04:03 PM   #1
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Hennessey has the Biggest Balls of any of us

Who would want to buy an ACR Viper that began its life, being thrashed to hell in a race, for the price of $117,500? Sure it has the 678hp mods but the fact that the car is delivered after a race negates any of that appreciation, in my opinion.

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Old May 6th, 2008, 04:20 PM   #2
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Old May 6th, 2008, 04:22 PM   #3
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Isn't the 650 upgrade headers and exhaust? I don't know, to me, I wouldn't put a car up on ebay right before I race it. I can just imagine the car getting cracked up and the hell that would cause.
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Old May 6th, 2008, 04:36 PM   #4
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I am gonna pull it off of ebay. After seeing the car in person yesterday and seeing it run, we are gonna keep it.
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Old May 6th, 2008, 04:38 PM   #5
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Old May 6th, 2008, 04:48 PM   #6
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Old May 6th, 2008, 05:17 PM   #7
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Well, I can't blame him for wanting to keep it. There's something inherently attractive about holding on to the finest bitch you ever met, particularly after you ball the ever living snot out of her. Who would want to hand her over to some other punk after all that fun?
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Old May 6th, 2008, 05:34 PM   #8
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WOW! It's got 6,000 miles on it already and the ACR has only been out 2 to 3 weeks.
I guess that's a lot of trips from TX to NY and back
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Old May 6th, 2008, 06:10 PM   #9
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Biggest balls? I say not! I drove an english car for a daily driver for 2 years! I even drove it cross country! That's some serious fucking balls.
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Old May 6th, 2008, 06:40 PM   #10
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Biggest balls? I say not! I drove an english car for a daily driver for 2 years! I even drove it cross country! That's some serious fucking balls.
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Old May 6th, 2008, 06:58 PM   #11
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Old May 6th, 2008, 07:08 PM   #12
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Old May 6th, 2008, 07:11 PM   #13
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Old May 6th, 2008, 07:40 PM   #14
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You're not supposed to indulge in your own product. A drug dealer tought me that, and it was the best business advice I've ever gotten
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Old May 6th, 2008, 11:02 PM   #17
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Here ,I don't know about that car but mine runs better the harder I run it. I think with some fresh rubber and brake pads it would be race ready for a long time...........It is a race car.
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Old May 6th, 2008, 11:05 PM   #18
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Here ,I don't know about that car but mine runs better the harder I run it. I think with some fresh rubber and brake pads it would be race ready for a long time...........It is a race car.
saw your car on tv the other night spray, on Pinks all out. I saw a blue and white ripping down the track. Looked killer for 1/2 second
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Well, I can't blame him for wanting to keep it. There's something inherently attractive about holding on to the finest bitch you ever met, particularly after you ball the ever living snot out of her. Who would want to hand her over to some other punk after all that fun?
I am bleeding inside I laughed so hard at this!

Well put!