Your faggotry is unparalleled. Your boyfriend should be proud.
"Hi, guys. My name is Fagi. I'm 5'7" and I like long walks on the beach, plastic cars, and flexing on the internet. Please post and tell me that I look buff. I've been working out really hard this year. PM me if you'd like to oil me up sometime."
WAR REPOSSESSED CARS AND PLATFORM SHOES
Wow, that was so weak and pathetic that I am contemplating if I should even reply and make you look like my bitch again. I will let you off the hook this time around because I feel so bad for your pathetic ass and wouldn't want to embarrass you once again in front of your fellow Viper friends.
Wow, that was so weak and pathetic that I am contemplating if I should even reply and make you look like my bitch again. I will let you off the hook this time around because I feel so bad for your pathetic ass and wouldn't want to embarrass you once again in front of your fellow Viper friends.
These guys have been dismantling you appart for some time now, why keep coming back for more?
Do you have something to prove, do you feel like a miracle will happen and they will embrace you and your car, along with your useless call-outs?
The best way to end all this is to just kill yourself and do most of the people here a favor. I have looked and found some manly ways to kill yourself and this one stuck out the most. How to kill yourself like a man.
Self Strangulation.
What you need: hands.
How to do it: strangling yourself with your own hands has long been thought impossible because when your body stops getting enough oxygen, you pass out and start breathing normally again. Passing out while you try to kill yourself is like failing at failing. You're the one who has to deal with the embarrassment of having the paramedics finding your dumb ass passed out on the floor in a puddle of your own drool, as they begrudgingly take you to the hospital where the doctors would be so disappointed that one of them might try to strangle you themselves. And if they don't, give me a call; I will. Even the late Vincent Price strangled himself to death. Either that or lung cancer, but I can't be bothered to look it up. Eat shit.
If this fails, you can always try this one.
Cut yourself up silly.
What you need: razor, neck.
How to do it: how many times have you tried to kill yourself with a razor blade by slashing up your wrists, only to be told "it's down the highway, not across the street"? Then you listen to this advice and cut up your arms like some amateur dipshit who doesn't know what she's doing. Your boyfriend dumped you. You can't go on because you're the only person who has ever been dumped and this is the most painful thing that has happened to anyone who has lived 14 consecutive years, so it's time for the solace only decapitation can bring you. Make sure to go all the way through the spinal column.
Don't worry...Fadi also bitched out of a race with me because my car is too fast. So you're in shitty company.
S.
You and Johny cockface must belong to the same family. The dumbfucks.
I don't care to race your 30K worth hunk of dung. Anyone, I mean ANYONE can make shit go like stink, as I said before. Your car is old school, it's histroy, and I can give 2 shits if it made 10,000 rwhp. My call out was not to someone that lives a 1000 miles from me as it will never happen. My call out was to a local 08 Viper, either stock or with bolt ons.
If you REALLY want to meet up and put your money where your mouth is, LETS BE REAL RIGHT NOW and we can do this. You bring your hunk of shit, and I will bring another car. I have said it 1,000x over and over again but you must have had so many mushroom stamps on your eyelids that it has now chronically disturbed your reading capabilties. Therefore, you dumb cock juggler, why don't you man up, name the time, track, and amount of money you want to lose, and we can meet and run.
Don't you dare back out now, cum sucking faggot. All this shit talking and the last thing I want to hear is you backing out. If you do, you will look like the biggest bitch in front of EVERYONE on the Alley.
These guys have been dismantling you appart for some time now, why keep coming back for more?
Do you have something to prove, do you feel like a miracle will happen and they will embrace you and your car, along with your useless call-outs?
The best way to end all this is to just kill yourself and do most of the people here a favor. I have looked and found some manly ways to kill yourself and this one stuck out the most. How to kill yourself like a man.
Self Strangulation.
What you need: hands.
How to do it: strangling yourself with your own hands has long been thought impossible because when your body stops getting enough oxygen, you pass out and start breathing normally again. Passing out while you try to kill yourself is like failing at failing. You're the one who has to deal with the embarrassment of having the paramedics finding your dumb ass passed out on the floor in a puddle of your own drool, as they begrudgingly take you to the hospital where the doctors would be so disappointed that one of them might try to strangle you themselves. And if they don't, give me a call; I will. Even the late Vincent Price strangled himself to death. Either that or lung cancer, but I can't be bothered to look it up. Eat shit.
If this fails, you can always try this one.
Cut yourself up silly.
What you need: razor, neck.
How to do it: how many times have you tried to kill yourself with a razor blade by slashing up your wrists, only to be told "it's down the highway, not across the street"? Then you listen to this advice and cut up your arms like some amateur dipshit who doesn't know what she's doing. Your boyfriend dumped you. You can't go on because you're the only person who has ever been dumped and this is the most painful thing that has happened to anyone who has lived 14 consecutive years, so it's time for the solace only decapitation can bring you. Make sure to go all the way through the spinal column.
Choice is yours.
I will take choice 1, and you can take choice 2.
Oh wait, I have seen pics of you before and you're so fucking fat that you don't even have a neck..
Oh, this is too easy. Keep on bringing it, Viper fags, just to get totally ripped apart. Go on now, fat fuck, McDonalds needs their janitor back ASAP.
Wow, that was so weak and pathetic that I am contemplating if I should even reply and make you look like my bitch again. I will let you off the hook this time around because I feel so bad for your pathetic ass and wouldn't want to embarrass you once again in front of your fellow Viper friends.
I have read a lot of your posts and I cant think of a time when you have ever" made someone your bitch". As a matter of fact it seems to always come out where your looking like one.
Those z06 engines get some balls with simple mods. Z06(playadam or 427cya on the forums) in waco keeps calling out my 97 GTS. His is a heads/cam bolt on car doing 670rwhp. Has laughing gas instaled but, "never used." All i know for sure on my gts is it's a bolt on car. Was told heads/cam by the dearerlship, but they also said the aluminium brace in the engine bay was aftermarket..
Anyway, he keeps being an asshat about it wanting to money race my car. I don't understand why a lot of z06 owners feel they need to stroke their cocks. Why can't we just get along and enjoy eachothers cars?
You and Johny cockface must belong to the same family. The dumbfucks.
I don't care to race your 30K worth hunk of dung. Anyone, I mean ANYONE can make shit go like stink, as I said before. Your car is old school, it's histroy, and I can give 2 shits if it made 10,000 rwhp. My call out was not to someone that lives a 1000 miles from me as it will never happen. My call out was to a local 08 Viper, either stock or with bolt ons.
If you REALLY want to meet up and put your money where your mouth is, LETS BE REAL RIGHT NOW and we can do this. You bring your hunk of shit, and I will bring another car. I have said it 1,000x over and over again but you must have had so many mushroom stamps on your eyelids that it has now chronically disturbed your reading capabilties. Therefore, you dumb cock juggler, why don't you man up, name the time, track, and amount of money you want to lose, and we can meet and run.
Don't you dare back out now, cum sucking faggot. All this shit talking and the last thing I want to hear is you backing out. If you do, you will look like the biggest bitch in front of EVERYONE on the Alley.
You and Johny cockface must belong to the same family. The dumbfucks.
I don't care to race your 30K worth hunk of dung. Anyone, I mean ANYONE can make shit go like stink, as I said before. Your car is old school, it's histroy, and I can give 2 shits if it made 10,000 rwhp. My call out was not to someone that lives a 1000 miles from me as it will never happen. My call out was to a local 08 Viper, either stock or with bolt ons.
If you REALLY want to meet up and put your money where your mouth is, LETS BE REAL RIGHT NOW and we can do this. You bring your hunk of shit, and I will bring another car. I have said it 1,000x over and over again but you must have had so many mushroom stamps on your eyelids that it has now chronically disturbed your reading capabilties. Therefore, you dumb cock juggler, why don't you man up, name the time, track, and amount of money you want to lose, and we can meet and run.
Don't you dare back out now, cum sucking faggot. All this shit talking and the last thing I want to hear is you backing out. If you do, you will look like the biggest bitch in front of EVERYONE on the Alley.
I am waiting.....
There is only one person getting devastated in this thread, and it sure isn't me. Not only are you an ugly, short little fucker with a bruised ego and an obvious mancrush, but you're also completely delusional. Everyone on here is laughing at you....behind your back and in your face. You're the guy that gets his eye blackened, his kidneys battered and his teeth knocked out and while you're lying on the floor in a pool of your own blood, you look at the guy who beat the shit out of you and tell him how much his hand must hurt and that he's now your bitch. You're a fucking joke.
Now, to top off being a punk bitch, you try the three card monte with the race. You tell Snorman to bring his car and you'll bring "another car". So first you came on here racing with a car you didn't even have yet and now you're racing with a car that isn't yours.
You're 5 foot 7 inches of pure, unadulterated pussy.
There is only one person getting devastated in this thread, and it sure isn't me. Not only are you an ugly, short little fucker with a bruised ego and an obvious mancrush, but you're also completely delusional. Everyone on here is laughing at you....behind your back and in your face. You're the guy that gets his eye blackened, his kidneys battered and his teeth knocked out and while you're lying on the floor in a pool of your own blood, you look at the guy who beat the shit out of you and tell him how much his hand must hurt and that he's now your bitch. You're a fucking joke.
Now, to top off being a punk bitch, you try the three card monte with the race. You tell Snorman to bring his car and you'll bring "another car". So first you came on here racing with a car you didn't even have yet and now you're racing with a car that isn't yours.
You're 5 foot 7 inches of pure, unadulterated pussy.
Reading comprehension class isn't over yet, cock gobbler. Get back to session, kunt.
98GMEATER aka SISTER FUCKER, Bring your inbred ass to Atco Raceway on the 17th of April with your glorified turd mobile you live in and race me or Snor or go the fuck away.
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