You must be kidding. Honestly. Did you just come on a car forum and say, "If you were ever to look half as good as I do"? You're a bigger fag than Liberace and more of a self-absorbed, delusional bitch than any of the girls in any pageant that I've ever fucked.
First things first. You don't look good. You're an ugly little fucker who is 5'7" with platform shoes on. You're so insecure with yourself that you post pictures of yourself on a forum full of dudes hoping someone will tell you that you look "bigger than last year" or "totally hot". Who knows. But you wreak of faggotry. You look like you should be on a horse, not in a car. Even jockeys probably make fun of you.
And why all the stipulations on what you'll race? You want to take a modified Z06 and race bone stock cars or ones with simple bolt-ons? Why did you have to modify your car at all? I mean, it should kick the shit out of any bone stock 08 Viper, right? So why were so worried that you had to put more of your daddy's (or the bank's) money into it?
Why not run what you brung? You're the typical little bitch who mortgaged himself to the hilt just to afford the lease payments on a Z and then maxed out his credit card to get a couple of mods. If you had any fucking sack at all, you'd do something to make it FAST. You don't know shit about street racing. If you showed up out here and tried "selecting" cars to race based on their mods, you'd either be laughed out of the city or be trying to explain to the emergency room doctors exactly how that B&M shifter got shoved up your ass.
Pussy.
Nobody likes you here. Nobody respects you here. Nobody thinks you're "good looking" on here. Slap a new rainbow bumper sticker on that fucking tupperware you're leasing and hang out with the guys you fit in with who drive VW Beetles. They might really appreciate your poses. Especially the one where you bend over to pick up the car keys that you dropped "accidentally".
Haha. I love it. You remind of of Kingdick where you have to make up so many false accusations about me in trying to make yourself feel better and actually believe them. I will let you do all the talking you want. Opinions are like assholes, yours is just plugged.
Just remember one thing, cunt. I back up my talk. I came on here and called out Dipers to race and no one stepped up to the plate. All little bitches, just like you.
So STFU, and get back to work. The Circus is calling.
Haha. I love it. You remind of of Kingdick where you have to make up so many false accusations about me in trying to make yourself feel better and actually believe them. I will let you do all the talking you want. Opinions are like assholes, yours is just plugged.
Just remember one thing, cunt. I back up my talk. I came on here and called out Dipers to race and no one stepped up to the plate. All little bitches, just like you.
So STFU, and get back to work. The Circus is calling.
You didn't call out anyone, you stupid fucking Oompa Loompa.
Saying, "I'll race any Honda Civic with less than 300 rwhp" is not a call out.
Either race a fucking Viper or don't. But don't come on here trying to set up a bunch of bullshit fucking rules like "I can have all kinds of mods, but you have to have less than 600 rwhp". What kind of fucking race is that? Is that how you fight? I know guys like you have short man's syndrome, so you try to act EXTRA tough to make up for being such a pint sized cunt. You probably stand in the middle of the bar and threaten to kick anyone's ass as long as they get on their knees, tie one arm behind their back, and wear an eye patch.
You're still a short little faggot with a plastic car. As long as YOU think it makes you look hot or makes your dick feel longer, that's all that matters.
You didn't call out anyone, you stupid fucking Oompa Loompa.
Saying, "I'll race any Honda Civic with less than 300 rwhp" is not a call out.
Either race a fucking Viper or don't. But don't come on here trying to set up a bunch of bullshit fucking rules like "I can have all kinds of mods, but you have to have less than 600 rwhp". What kind of fucking race is that? Is that how you fight? I know guys like you have short man's syndrome, so you try to act EXTRA tough to make up for being such a pint sized cunt. You probably stand in the middle of the bar and threaten to kick anyone's ass as long as they get on their knees, tie one arm behind their back, and wear an eye patch.
You're still a short little faggot with a plastic car. As long as YOU think it makes you look hot or makes your dick feel longer, that's all that matters.
We still know you're a mouth hugging queer.
You dumb, fucking, illiterate clown. Where did I ever say that "I can have all the mods I want"?? Oh wait, I didn't say that. Wipe that cream off your eyes and start using your peanut sized brain for reading skills. Instead of being underneath the desk of your 5th grade teacher sucking his dick while he was lecturing, you should have paid attention to the session and gotten your reading/comprehension skills to par.
With my cam and bolt ons only, you illiterate fuck, nothing more and nothing less, I will bitch smack ANY Gen III/IV Viper with 600 rwhp or less. In the video that was posted, there was a 55 rwhp disadvantage to the vet and the Viper was ahead. You all were so fast to conclude that the Viper is faster. Ok then, my car will have even a BIGGER disadvantage if I were to race a 600 rwhp Viper because my car doesn't make anything over 535 rwhp. So, given that the Viper in the video beat the Z06 while having 55 more rwhp, then that would mean a Viper making 70 more rwhp should beat me, right? Am I moving too fast for your skittle sized brain, or can you keep up with what I am saying?
You dumb, fucking, illiterate clown. Where did I ever say that "I can have all the mods I want"?? Oh wait, I didn't say that. Wipe that cream off your eyes and start using your peanut sized brain for reading skills. Instead of being underneath the desk of your 5th grade teacher sucking his dick while he was lecturing, you should have paid attention to the session and gotten your reading/comprehension skills to par.
With my cam and bolt ons only, you illiterate fuck, nothing more and nothing less, I will bitch smack ANY Gen III/IV Viper with 600 rwhp or less. In the video that was posted, there was a 55 rwhp disadvantage to the vet and the Viper was ahead. You all were so fast to conclude that the Viper is faster. Ok then, my car will have even a BIGGER disadvantage if I were to race a 600 rwhp Viper because my car doesn't make anything over 535 rwhp. So, given that the Viper in the video beat the Z06 while having 55 more rwhp, then that would mean a Viper making 70 more rwhp should beat me, right? Am I moving too fast for your peanut size brain, or can you keep up with what I am saying?
Shithead.
A cam isn't a bolt-on, you little fucking delinquent. Why are you setting up so many rules? That's a pussy thing to do. Why don't I say, "I'll race any Z06 as long as it weighs at least 3400lbs"? Why do you keep putting stipulations on everything?
Just because you're handicapped in real life doesn't mean you get to handicap your races. This isn't Vegas, Fagi. Either race whatever Viper comes your way, or shut the fuck up.
It's crystal clear that you're not a real racer. Why don't you quit jerking off in your Car and Driver magazine, throw a phone book in the driver's seat you so can reach the pedals, and actually go out on the street and run someone? No handicaps. No horsepower restrictions. No weight limits.
Until then, you're still just a midget with a hurt pussy.
By the way, which bank was it that repo'd your Viper?
Where did I say a cam is a bolt on? I said cam AND bolt ons.
Thank you. Thank you for proving to me and everyone else, ONCE AGAIN, that you are dumber than a box of rocks. You REALLY are an illiterate fuck with no reading skills.
I said:
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Originally Posted by Fadi
With my cam and bolt ons only
You said:
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Originally Posted by JohnnyBravo
A cam isn't a bolt-on
Now, excuse me while we all make fun of you for proving, once AGAIN, you are an illiterate dip-shit. I think after that statement it is only fair for me to excuse myself from this conversation. Stupidity might be contagious.
Where did I say a cam is a bolt on? I said cam AND bolt ons.
Thank you. Thank you for proving to me and everyone else, ONCE AGAIN, that you are dumber than a box of rocks. You REALLY are an illiterate fuck with no reading skills.
I said:
You said:
Now, excuse me while we all make fun of you for proving, once AGAIN, you are an illiterate dip-shit. I think after that statement it is only fair for me to excuse myself from this conversation. Stupidity might be contagious.
I read it perfectly clearly, cocksmoker. Why not say 200 shot AND bolt-ons? It's just more of the same bullshit. You keep making up rules that nobody but you gives a shit about.
You should be a dance instructor, the way you tap dance around the real question.
Why not just man up and race any Viper that comes your way?
Simple question. Why does the Viper have to be limited to 600 rwhp?
That's a punk ass move in anyone's book.
Again, everyone here knows you're not a real racer. You're not even a real man. You're about 3/4 of a man. Even worse, 3/4 of a man who tries to win the adulation of other men by posting his shirtless pictures on forums frequented by other men.
Everyone is laughing at you. Your own fellow car owners don't like you. You're pathetic. You base your entire existence on your plastic car. You were even on here challenging people to race when you didn't have a car.
You have once again proven that you fail at life.
Thanks for giving us all a great laugh and for getting me more positive rep by humiliating you. The pleasure has been all yours.
You must be kidding. Honestly. Did you just come on a car forum and say, "If you were ever to look half as good as I do"? You're a bigger fag than Liberace and more of a self-absorbed, delusional bitch than any of the girls in any pageant that I've ever fucked.
First things first. You don't look good. You're an ugly little fucker who is 5'7" with platform shoes on.
I read it perfectly clearly, cocksmoker. Why not say 200 shot AND bolt-ons? It's just more of the same bullshit. You keep making up rules that nobody but you gives a shit about.
You should be a dance instructor, the way you tap dance around the real question.
Why not just man up and race any Viper that comes your way?
Simple question. Why does the Viper have to be limited to 600 rwhp?
That's a punk ass move in anyone's book.
Again, everyone here knows you're not a real racer. You're not even a real man. You're about 3/4 of a man. Even worse, 3/4 of a man who tries to win the adulation of other men by posting his shirtless pictures on forums frequented by other men.
Everyone is laughing at you. Your own fellow car owners don't like you. You're pathetic. You base your entire existence on your plastic car. You were even on here challenging people to race when you didn't have a car.
You have once again proven that you fail at life.
Thanks for giving us all a great laugh and for getting me more positive rep by humiliating you. The pleasure has been all yours.
Reading class start soon. Get your school bag ready.
Don't bring the dildo to class, that's not allowed.
Fadi - I own Johny, the dumb fucking illiterate POS, Bravo.
I love all the fags over there talking about the "3700 pound Viper" again st the "3100 pound Z06." It's also amazing how the Z06 can make 620 RWHP with just a tune. headers, and cam. Simple bolt ons, like heads, pistons, big-bore kit, stroker crank, rods, and main caps also seem popular. They also speak kindly of the crappy Viper transmission, which of course is the quite superior (to the T56 in 07 and prior Z06s) TR6060.
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I love all the fags over there talking about the "3700 pound Viper" again st the "3100 pound Z06." It's also amazing how the Z06 can make 620 RWHP with just a tune. headers, and cam. Simple bolt ons, like heads, pistons, big-bore kit, stroker crank, rods, and main caps also seem popular. They also speak kindly of the crappy Viper transmission, which of course is the quite superior (to the T56 in 07 and prior Z06s) TR6060.
Heads are not needed for that. Neither is the big-bore pistons, stroker crank, rods, etc. Intake, headers, tune, cam. 600rwhp! Oh. And lets not start how long the viper had a under powered V10 in it. Then GM smoked that ass and Chrysler group made the motor the way it should have been.
Reading class start soon. Get your school bag ready.
Don't bring the dildo to class, that's not allowed.
Fadi - I own Johny, the dumb fucking illiterate POS, Bravo.
Keep up the tap dancing, Fagi.
Still can't answer a simple question, I see.
Your faggotry is unparalleled. Your boyfriend should be proud.
"Hi, guys. My name is Fagi. I'm 5'7" and I like long walks on the beach, plastic cars, and flexing on the internet. Please post and tell me that I look buff. I've been working out really hard this year. PM me if you'd like to oil me up sometime."
Heads are needed for that. Ported heads and a cam. (perferably a QM cam)= 580-590rwhp! Then anything after 600rwhp. The LS7 bottem end has to be rebuilt. Because the stock cast pistons,rods are not strong enough. Not like the Vipers.
Heads are not needed for that. Neither is the big-bore pistons, stroker crank, rods, etc. Intake, headers, tune, cam. 600rwhp! Oh. And lets not start how long the viper had a under powered V10 in it. Then GM smoked that ass and Chrysler group made the motor the way it should have been.
The Viper smoked your balls all but one year in a straight line and always on the track. I don't think it was underpowered ONCE in its history.
I would LOVE to see a believable source showing 600 RWHP (620 according to the vette board!!) with headers, Cam, and tune. Katech themselves say 560 RWHP is the highest they can get with that combo and still have area under the curve/drivability.
Oh. And lets not start how long the viper had a under powered V10 in it. Then GM smoked that ass and Chrysler group made the motor the way it should have been.
