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Old March 14th, 2008, 10:42 AM   #281
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Worst work of fiction I've ever read. Why didn't you just admit, "I went to the strip joint and paid some chicks to be nice to me because otherwise they wouldn't. I tried to look cool by telling them I had a Corvette. Of course, so did every other loser-paying-for-poon in the joint. I got shit faced drunk in an attempt to forget the fact that I'm not the "overweight lover", but rather the "overweight loser" and went home and jerked off to internet porn until I passed out at the computer. During my post-ejaculatory slumber, I dreamed I was cool and that the last girl whose image was still burned into the screen on my monitor really liked me, so I made up a story about how I hit it. Unfortunately, as I sobered up, I realized I was still the pathetic, plastic car driving, no metabolism having tub of goo I was before my dream, just as JohnnyBravo described me."

Ordinarily, I wouldn't prescribe suicide as the answer to anyone's problems, but in your case I will make an exception.

Hating is to be expected. But you can't make up a story like that.
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Old March 14th, 2008, 10:57 AM   #282
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Hating is to be expected. But you can't make up a story like that.
That's all you do is make up stories. Case in point: your track times.

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Old March 14th, 2008, 12:29 PM   #283
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[size="5"]That's all you do is make up stories. Case in point: your track times.
That was on purpose. Im still trying to get a stock 08 to run me. But ya'll are scared. Figured if I had run that time I get the race. But it doesn't matter. Ether way the Viper guys will talk all the shit in the world and never get the race together.
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Old March 14th, 2008, 12:44 PM   #284
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That was on purpose. Im still trying to get a stock 08 to run me. But ya'll are scared. Figured if I had run that time I get the race. But it doesn't matter. Ether way the Viper guys will talk all the shit in the world and never get the race together.
Ok. So you're fat, uneducated and you lied.

Nothing we didn't already know.

Now waddle along back to the Corvette forums and post up that bullshit about your make believe date last night. One of those over-the-hill toupe-wearers might buy it.
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Ok. So you're fat, uneducated and you lied.

Nothing we didn't already know.

Now waddle along back to the Corvette forums and post up that bullshit about your make believe date last night. One of those over-the-hill toupe-wearers might buy it.
Sure sure.

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Old March 14th, 2008, 12:55 PM   #286
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Sure sure.

WAR YOUR NAME HAS BEEN SPOOGED ON
That's not even a proper use of a WAR statement, Orca.

Now go back to watching scat porn. It's obvious you have an obsession with being shit on.
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Old March 14th, 2008, 01:35 PM   #287
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That's not even a proper use of a WAR statement, Orca.

Now go back to watching scat porn. It's obvious you have an obsession with being shit on.

That's some dirty shit right there. Here's a website to further your dirty habit: 2girls1cup.com
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Old March 14th, 2008, 02:36 PM   #288
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That's some dirty shit right there. Here's a website to further your dirty habit: 2girls1cup.com
I'm sure you'd like twofatfucksoneslowz06.com

Jenny Craig called. They said they want to use you as a "before" model for all of their ad campaigns.
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Old March 14th, 2008, 02:38 PM   #289
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I'm sure you'd like twofatfucksoneslowz06.com

Jenny Craig called. They said they want to use you as a "before" model for all of their ad campaigns.
Conference my ass. WAR CALL ME!!!
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I'm sure you'd like twofatfucksoneslowz06.com

Jenny Craig called. They said they want to use you as a "before" model for all of their ad campaigns.

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Conference my ass. WAR CALL ME!!!
Looks like your boyfriend wants a phone call. LMAO
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Old March 14th, 2008, 03:57 PM   #291
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Looks like your boyfriend wants a phone call. LMAO
Did your boyfriend finally take the ball gag out and untie your hands so you can type again?

You are not clever or funny.

Let me give you a visual depiction of how this is playing out for you:

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Old April 25th, 2008, 11:49 AM   #294
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Can someone direct me to a link or post a pic of FADI?

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Old April 25th, 2008, 12:27 PM   #295
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Thanks for reminding me of how much in shape I was even 40 lbs ago / 4 yrs ago. Maybe this will be motivational for you to get your fat ass of the couch and start exercising. Post up some more pics of me that you have saved on your desktop why don't ya..
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Old April 25th, 2008, 10:19 PM   #297
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Posting pics of another guy on an internet message forum is probably somewhere on the order of four times as homoghey as posting pics of yourself.
Neg rep for the Buick guy.
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Posting pics of another guy on an internet message forum is probably somewhere on the order of four times as homoghey as posting pics of yourself.
Neg rep for the Buick guy.
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Haha. Poor turdbuick, not getting what he was hoping for when he came to these forums in trying to bash me. What a fat fuck.

Snorman, I would love to post in the thread in AG, but I am not allowed, lol.
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Im new to these forums ands its nice to be on a forum with all....mostly all Dodge guys. I don't own either Z06 or Viper but hopefully when Im done with school and get a job I can own a Viper someday. I don't have to own either to realize how stupid Fadi make himself look when he is posting. Seems like your all set on the Vette wining 2/3 races, good job for the Vette but he did jump on the 2 that he won. Just to put your mentality into prospective it is about the same as saying that my stock Nissan Altima beat a top fuel dragster, he did redlight twice but once I made it down the track it still said I won. Just so you don't have to quote me and say the Vette had a 230 pound guy in the car I will include it in my post. The Vette had a 230 pound guy in the car but he still jumped twice.

I think Fadi should show up at the Mopar Nationals this year so at night at the cruise he can show off his ungodly fast Vette.
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Thanks for reminding me of how much in shape I was even 40 lbs ago / 4 yrs ago. Maybe this will be motivational for you to get your fat ass of the couch and start exercising. Post up some more pics of me that you have saved on your desktop why don't ya..
You look to be a buck 70, gain 60lbs you pussy, no chest, 15 inch arms, no delts, and work you legs, if you came to my gym.....naaa you wouldnt, you see ou are a wanna be poser, not only with your car, but you actually think that picture is going to impress a competive bodybuilder?, your a joke
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