55 years old? Bwahahahahahahahahaha. God damn, Kool Aid, you missed that one by several decades. Oh wait. I'm sorry. Did I spoil your vision of me? Did it make you feel better to think that I was old and broke? Sorry to fuck up your daydream, tubby.
You're still an uneducated 21 year old making huge car payments on a car that, although you can barely fit in it, you figured would get you laid. Unfortunately, I'm sure you've figured out by now that it won't.
Coming from a kid who has to sit on the edge of his bed and lift his legs straight out one at a time to see if his shoes match, I'm not surprised.
Your smack is as weak as your 60' times.
How's neverland ranch treating ya? You must be living in a dream world with all the bullshit that comes out of your ass and onto your keyboard. I got laid back when I drove my riced out 93 integra. Yet alone my Z06. Bwahahaha Asshole. Just becuase all your foul language and mods on your Viper, leaves you without any pussy, don't include me in your right hand marathon. Faggot go run and play with yourself in the corner. DUNCE!
Wow. This is the 2nd time you have requested to see pics of me.
GET THE FUCK OFF MY NUTS, BITCH.
Is that a no? Cmon.....its only natural to want to place a face to the thread especially after so much has been thrown out regarding personal appearances....its the whole checkout the trainwreck thing.
How's neverland ranch treating ya? You must be living in a dream world with all the bullshit that comes out of your ass and onto your keyboard. I got laid back when I drove my riced out 93 integra. Yet alone my Z06. Bwahahaha Asshole. Just becuase all your foul language and mods on your Viper, leaves you without any pussy, don't include me in your right hand marathon. Faggot go run and play with yourself in the corner. DUNCE!
"Ladies and Gentlemen, we now present for your amusement, the Amazing Backpedaling Double-Chinned Behemoth!"
So now I went from a broke 55 year old to the Neverland Ranch? You can't make up your mind. You really suck at this, Goodyear. Smack is only funny when it's close to reality. You haven't been any closer to guessing my age or income than you have been to a Slim Fast.
And if you expect anybody to believe that you were getting laid (at least by a girl) when you haven't seen your own pathetic excuse for a penis in the last 10 years, you're sadly mistaken.
Just accept your defat, err, I mean defeat, and run along now. The people who are height-weight proportionate and have attractive female significant others are talking.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, we now present for your amusement, the Amazing Backpedaling Double-Chinned Behemoth!"
So now I went from a broke 55 year old to the Neverland Ranch? You can't make up your mind. You really suck at this, Goodyear. Smack is only funny when it's close to reality. You haven't been any closer to guessing my age or income than you have been to a Slim Fast.
And if you expect anybody to believe that you were getting laid (at least by a girl) when you haven't seen your own pathetic excuse for a penis in the last 10 years, you're sadly mistaken.
Just accept your defat, err, I mean defeat, and run along now. The people who are height-weight proportionate and have attractive female significant others are talking.
WAR MORE LEAN CUISINES
You try way to hard to be the dick you are. Don't worry no one likes you and thinks you jokes suck. You just another "sit behind my keyboard and act tough" faggot. What next some pictures of your 130lb 5'2" jockey ass? Stop trying to be a professional shit talkeer and get some driving in. Then maybe you can act like you have a fast car and not cover it up with your dumbass remarks.
You try way to hard to be the dick you are. Don't worry no one likes you and thinks you jokes suck. You just another "sit behind my keyboard and act tough" faggot. What next some pictures of your 130lb 5'2" jockey ass? Stop trying to be a professional shit talkeer and get some driving in. Then maybe you can act like you have a fast car and not cover it up with your dumbass remarks.
WAR EVEN HgH CAN'T CURE MIDGETAIDIOUS
Actually, my rep points and PM's reaffirm my hilarity. Your bright orange dot is your constant reminder of how much of a fat, putrid, jizz receptacle you are.
So I went from 55 and broke, to living at the Neverland ranch, to being 5'2" and 130 lbs. Does your Doctor know that you're off your Ridalin? You can't make a decision to save your life. How's the hunt for that 98 Integra going, big spender?
Here's what I do know: I know that you're 21, broke, have a huge car payment and haven't been able to see your shoes in years. You can't type worth a shit, your grammar is deplorable and your driving skills are even worse. My slowest car was faster than your fastest car, I've gone faster than you for less money and my grandmother (God rest her soul) pulled better 60' times than you.
Fat and uncoordinated is no way to go through life, Chubbs. So go get yourself some gold chains, another box of supersized fries, and huddle in with the rest of your queer bait buddies who think that having a car payment the size of a mortgage is cool.
Good thing those seats in the Z automatically adjust backwards when you turn off the key. Otherwise, someone would have to use the jaws of life or a hundred pounds of butter to haul your fat ass out from behind the steering wheel.
Actually, my rep points and PM's reaffirm my hilarity. Your bright orange dot is your constant reminder of how much of a fat, putrid, jizz receptacle you are.
So I went from 55 and broke, to living at the Neverland ranch, to being 5'2" and 130 lbs. Does your Doctor know that you're off your Ridalin? You can't make a decision to save your life. How's the hunt for that 98 Integra going, big spender?
Here's what I do know: I know that you're 21, broke, have a huge car payment and haven't been able to see your shoes in years. You can't type worth a shit, your grammar is deplorable and your driving skills are even worse. My slowest car was faster than your fastest car, I've gone faster than you for less money and my grandmother (God rest her soul) pulled better 60' times than you.
Fat and uncoordinated is no way to go through life, Chubbs. So go get yourself some gold chains, another box of supersized fries, and huddle in with the rest of your queer bait buddies who think that having a car payment the size of a mortgage is cool.
Good thing those seats in the Z automatically adjust backwards when you turn off the key. Otherwise, someone would have to use the jaws of life or a hundred pounds of butter to haul your fat ass out from behind the steering wheel.
See the problem with your shit talking is it is all ficitonal. You assume that I can't see my dick or my shoes. You assume that I weigh 500lbs and can't walk or run, shit play the football I do now. You assume that im broke. You assume that I have no life. You also assume my car payment is even close to what the payments are here in South, FL. Even being in the worst real estate market in almost 50 years, the cheapest you can get down here is $2700+ a month. All you do is ASSUME. You make a ass out of yourself with every post. Stop assuming you know me. Until you meet me face to face and see that im not as fat that you make me seem. Please stop ASSUMING as it makes you look stupid.
See the problem with your shit talking is it is all ficitonal. You assume that I can't see my dick or my shoes. You assume that I weigh 500lbs and can't walk or run, shit play the football I do now. You assume that im broke. You assume that I have no life. You also assume my car payment is even close to what the payments are here in South, FL. Even being in the worst real estate market in almost 50 years, the cheapest you can get down here is $2700+ a month. All you do is ASSUME. You make a ass out of yourself with every post. Stop assuming you know me. Until you meet me face to face and see that im not as fat that you make me seem. Please stop ASSUMING as it makes you look stupid.
Nope. Just pointing out the truth of the situation. If your gonna talk shit make it legit. Not about assumptions and heresay. You should know about that personally. Saying you did something to my car you never did. Pure heresay.
Nope. Just pointing out the truth of the situation. If your gonna talk shit make it legit. Not about assumptions and heresay. You should know about that personally. Saying you did something to my car you never did. Pure heresay.
How is me and a fellow shop worker filling your gastank with processed Budweiser suds heresay?
See the problem with your shit talking is it is all ficitonal. You assume that I can't see my dick or my shoes. You assume that I weigh 500lbs and can't walk or run, shit play the football I do now. You assume that im broke. You assume that I have no life. You also assume my car payment is even close to what the payments are here in South, FL. Even being in the worst real estate market in almost 50 years, the cheapest you can get down here is $2700+ a month. All you do is ASSUME. You make a ass out of yourself with every post. Stop assuming you know me. Until you meet me face to face and see that im not as fat that you make me seem. Please stop ASSUMING as it makes you look stupid.
Holy hypocrisy, Batman! Did you honestly just pull the world's biggest U-turn on the intraweb? You've spent your last several posts ASSUMING I'm a broke 55 year old, or I'm living at Neverland, or I'm a 130 lb jockey. You've done nothing BUT assume. And now, you have the audacity to cry "foul" when someone does that to you? Oh, the irony! At least I was pretty much spot-on with my tales of your never ending appetite, sad driving abilities and unparalleled faggotry.
Now wipe away those tears, Godzilla, because Daddy Bravo is about to teach you something.........
YOU ARE A FAT FUCKING LOSER WITH NO FRIENDS ON THE ALLEY. NONE. NADA. NEGATIVE. NOONAN. NILL. NATHAN.
Now quit trying to convince everyone that you're not the stunt double for the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man and try to get that overpriced piece of shit of yours to run something better than an 11.8, downhill, with the wind.
Again more of the same! Always trying so hard to make yourself look better than everybody. I mean I know your a little short good for nothing faggot. That's all that matters. So please take your over to your myspace blog. Faggot Fucking Homo!
WAR YOU AINT SHIT, YOU'LL NEVER BE SHIT, SO STOP SNIFFIN' ALL OF MY SHIT
Again more of the same! Always trying so hard to make yourself look better than everybody. I mean I know your a little short good for nothing faggot. That's all that matters. So please take your over to your myspace blog. Faggot Fucking Homo!
WAR YOU AINT SHIT, YOU'LL NEVER BE SHIT, SO STOP SNIFFIN' ALL OF MY SHIT
So whens that big race going down? The one with you and Gagedady. Have you been practicing on your launches?
over to your myspace blog. Faggot Fucking Homo!
