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Old March 11th, 2008, 04:54 PM   #221
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Here Johnny Bananas! You can be the first to get your ass smoked like a joint at Marley Fest!

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I knew that about Snorman. But it's someones car ya'll don't like running like a beast. And Johnny Banans should not have anything over 500rwhp due to his extreme stupidity and auto-immune teretts.
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Old March 11th, 2008, 08:35 PM   #223
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I knew that about Snorman. But it's someones car ya'll don't like running like a beast. And Johnny Banans should not have anything over 500rwhp due to his extreme stupidity and auto-immune teretts.
Hey, Goodyear. While you were still trying to get your GED and hustle up a 3rd job so that some day you could afford to make your $1200/month car payment, I was making 700+ rwhp out of 6 cylinders. Fuck, I was making damn near 500 rwhp out of a car with NO cylinders.

Turn off the internet and go back to watching Food Network, you fat tub of goo. Come back when you've run something faster than a pathetic 11.8 with a $70,000 car.
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Old March 11th, 2008, 09:03 PM   #224
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Silly children off their meds should not be allowed to drive 500whp+ vettes in snow.
http://www.viperalley.com/forum/989715-post37.html


http://www.viperalley.com/forum/985502-post151.html
http://www.viperalley.com/forum/985365-post20.html
http://www.viperalley.com/forum/983118-post274.html
http://www.viperalley.com/forum/982063-post68.html
http://www.viperalley.com/forum/982056-post62.html
http://www.viperalley.com/forum/981046-post10.html

There you go. Now go back to posting your hilarious 17 posts a day and keep trying to get everyone to vote for Obama, you're doing a great job.

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Old March 11th, 2008, 09:09 PM   #225
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I don't know what you just posted nor do I really care but clearly a noob with under a dozen posts and a -rep total greater than their post count should read more and post less. In other words, stfu.
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The only reason I'm even posting is becase I'm tired of having to read one of the Parker Brother's 17 posts a day. I'm pretty sure he has the record for most posts in the first month of membership.
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7 out of 300 is NOT "every post".
I'm sorry I could go and count all of your "lol"'s and pictures if you want.
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I don't know what you just posted nor do I really care but clearly a noob with under a dozen posts and a -rep total greater than their post count should read more and post less. In other words, stfu.
He posted my knack for posting that silly monopoly type joke I post a lot.

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I'm sorry I could go and count all of your "lol"'s and pictures if you want.
Sandy mangina is a serious issue and should not be taken lightly.

I suggest you do some meth and clean your trailer to relieve the stress.
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Sandy mangina is a serious issue and should not be taken lightly.

I suggest you do some meth and clean your trailer to relieve the stress.
Don't worry, as soon as your relentless campaigning gets your guy elected, I'll have enough government money to upgrade my meth lab into an apartment.
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Don't worry, as soon as your relentless campaigning gets your guy elected, I'll have enough government money to upgrade my meth lab into an apartment.
McCain has you covered sweetie.
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Old March 11th, 2008, 09:34 PM   #233
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McCain has you covered sweetie.
Wow, good one. I see how you're posts work. You must go through a checklist.

1. Try to think up something hilarious.... can't.
2. Say FAIL..... can't I've said it too much.
3. Say "lol."
4. Post some internet picture everyone uses.... can't, people will start noticing if I do it too much.
5. Say one of the go to comebacks of forum posters everywhere ex: Trailer Park and Meth, yeah that'll work..... wait no I just did that.
6. Say something that doesn't really make any sense, that just sounds good in my mind, yeah that's what I'll do, it'll be hilarious..... Check.
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Old March 11th, 2008, 09:45 PM   #234
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Wow, good one. I see how you're posts work. You must go through a checklist.

1. Try to think up something hilarious.... can't.
2. Say FAIL..... can't I've said it too much.
3. Say "lol."
4. Post some internet picture everyone uses.... can't, people will start noticing if I do it too much.
5. Say one of the go to comebacks of forum posters everywhere ex: Trailer Park and Meth, yeah that'll work..... wait no I just did that.
6. Say something that doesn't really make any sense, that just sounds good in my mind, yeah that's what I'll do, it'll be hilarious..... Check.
Another failed attempt to derail this thread, I hate to get sucked into political shit debates with idiots like you who refuse to compromise or even accept some BASIC and TRUE FACTS.

So, now my autistic child, it's simple quiz time:

Answer this and then proceed to slap yourself into oblivion.

Who stands for THIS?

-He is a leading Republican supporter of the North American Free Trade Agreement and favors permanent trade relations with China.
-He has voted to ban drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.
Favors expanding community health centers and the State Children's Health Insurance Program, creating tax incentives for low-income Americans and promoting health savings accounts.
-He supported President Bush's immigration reform program. He backs a temporary worker program and voted to allow illegal immigrants to participate in Social Security.
-He promises to secure the borders but says the issue should not overshadow the U.S. alliance with Mexico.
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Another failed attempt to derail this thread, I hate to get sucked into political shit debates with idiots like you who refuse to compromise or even accept some BASIC and TRUE FACTS.

So, now my autistic child, it's simple quiz time:

Answer this and then proceed to slap yourself into oblivion.

Who stands for THIS?

-He is a leading Republican supporter of the North American Free Trade Agreement and favors permanent trade relations with China.
-He has voted to ban drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.
Favors expanding community health centers and the State Children's Health Insurance Program, creating tax incentives for low-income Americans and promoting health savings accounts.
-He supported President Bush's immigration reform program. He backs a temporary worker program and voted to allow illegal immigrants to participate in Social Security.
-He promises to secure the borders but says the issue should not overshadow the U.S. alliance with Mexico.
I guess I need to add an amendment to your checklist.

7. Try to start a political debate, even if the other person wasn't trying to get in one.

I said one thing and you want to try and start debating? I don't know anything about politics, so there is no point in me trying to counter you. I don't try and pretend I know things when I have no idea. I was however really wanting to get one of those vote or die shirts from P Diddy, but I guess you bought them all.

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Old March 11th, 2008, 10:18 PM   #236
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Both of you need to STFU.
Fucking cat fight.
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Old March 11th, 2008, 10:19 PM   #237
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I guess I need to add an amendment to your checklist.

7. Try to start a political debate, even if the other person wasn't trying to get in one.

I said one thing and you want to try and start debating? I don't know anything about politics, so there is no point in me trying to counter you. I don't try and pretend I know things when I have no idea. I was however really wanting to get one of those vote or die shirts from P Diddy, but I guess you bought them all.

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My point was a counter to your point #6, I see ADD is still strong in you.

It makes a whole lot sense when I say "McCain got you covered" now, does it?
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Fucking cat fight.
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Hey, Goodyear. While you were still trying to get your GED and hustle up a 3rd job so that some day you could afford to make your $1200/month car payment, I was making 700+ rwhp out of 6 cylinders. Fuck, I was making damn near 500 rwhp out of a car with NO cylinders.

Turn off the internet and go back to watching Food Network, you fat tub of goo. Come back when you've run something faster than a pathetic 11.8 with a $70,000 car.
Sure. Must be nice to be 55 and barely rich. Picking on the up and coming 21 year old. Please excuse yourself to the kiddy table.
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Sure. Must be nice to be 55 and barely rich. Picking on the up and coming 21 year old. Please excuse yourself to the kiddy table.
55 years old? Bwahahahahahahahahaha. God damn, Kool Aid, you missed that one by several decades. Oh wait. I'm sorry. Did I spoil your vision of me? Did it make you feel better to think that I was old and broke? Sorry to fuck up your daydream, tubby.

You're still an uneducated 21 year old making huge car payments on a car that, although you can barely fit in it, you figured would get you laid. Unfortunately, I'm sure you've figured out by now that it won't.

Coming from a kid who has to sit on the edge of his bed and lift his legs straight out one at a time to see if his shoes match, I'm not surprised.

Your smack is as weak as your 60' times.
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