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Old March 5th, 2008, 03:57 PM   #181
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Old March 5th, 2008, 04:03 PM   #182
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Here you go...

I want to see a copy of your title, you can redact the name/address if desired until the day of the race.
You post a $2k deposit to a mutually agreed upon escrow holder and I'll do the same. Up your ante to do this for $10k and your title. Only stip is that it is your car, as verified by title and registration.

We'll do it either on the street or at the track, March 13th or 14th (I'll be in town both days). I'll be on DR's, you can run whatever tire you want.

Are you now game?
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Where is that fucking punk 98GMEater?
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Old March 5th, 2008, 07:27 PM   #184
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Where is that fucking punk 98GMEater?
S.

Here I am.

No I will not deposit $2k because I dont know any of the people on this board so it will never be mutual and no I wont put up $10k, $5k take it or leave it like I said. I also wont be in Jersey on the 13th or 14th, as I have told you.
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Perhaps he moved on to his Aunt?
Man you spend A LOT of time on this forum, is that why you went stealth mode? Do you work?


P.S if your still looking for some work your wife can do, I'll put her to work. But I can only afford to pay the slut minimum wage. Sorry
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Here I am.

No I will not deposit $2k because I dont know any of the people on this board so it will never be mutual and no I wont put up $10k, $5k take it or leave it like I said. I also wont be in Jersey on the 13th or 14th, as I have told you.
Okay...$5k. We both put up a $2k DP through an escrow. There are plenty to be found. You provide proof that you own the car through title and registration.
When will you be in Jersey? You haven't told me you wouldn't be here next week. In fact, last week you said you'd be here in two weeks, which is next week.

Once I win this car, I'm going to register and title it in my name, then take it out and fucking wreck the living shit out of it...your pride and joy is going to be a smoking, wrecked pile of shit that I send off to the junkyard on a flatbed. I'll pics and video and making you the fucking laughing stock of this website, SVTP, MF.com and any other Mustang websites. I think I'll blow your money in the casinos in San Juan when I'm there in April.
BTW...now would be a good time for you to post pics of the car you plan on bringing up here so I know you're not full of shit.
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Man you spend A LOT of time on this forum, is that why you went stealth mode? Do you work?


P.S if your still looking for some work your wife can do, I'll put her to work. But I can only afford to pay the slut minimum wage. Sorry
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Old March 5th, 2008, 07:59 PM   #188
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Busting on a mans wife=weak sauce.
Don't worry about it...his "wife" is his right hand.
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Okay...$5k. We both put up a $2k DP through an escrow. There are plenty to be found. You provide proof that you own the car through title and registration.
When will you be in Jersey? You haven't told me you wouldn't be here next week. In fact, last week you said you'd be here in two weeks, which is next week.

Once I win this car, I'm going to register and title it in my name, then take it out and fucking wreck the living shit out of it...your pride and joy is going to be a smoking, wrecked pile of shit that I send off to the junkyard on a flatbed. I'll pics and video and making you the fucking laughing stock of this website, SVTP, MF.com and any other Mustang websites. I think I'll blow your money in the casinos in San Juan when I'm there in April.
BTW...now would be a good time for you to post pics of the car you plan on bringing up here so I know you're not full of shit.
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Why should I settle for a $5K race when I CLEARLY stated titles? You told Fadi not to make specific rules, so why doesnt that apply to my bitch (S.)
Hey fuckface...are you hiding in the bushes now?
I'm agreeing to your race. Your title and $5k to my title.
When are you coming to Jersey?
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Hey fuckface...are you hiding in the bushes now?
I'm agreeing to your race. Your title and $5k to my title.
When are you coming to Jersey?
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Uh huh.
Now run the fuck along. Crawl back under your momma's shirt and babysit her nipple.

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Now run the fuck along. Crawl back under your momma's shirt and babysit her nipple.

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Sean, telling a man to babysit his momma's nipple who self admittedly wishes to penetrate his family tree with his penis is probably not much of an insult but more an idea.
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Sean, telling a man to babysit his momma's nipple who self admittedly wishes to penetrate his family tree with his penis is probably not much of an insult but more an idea.
Looks like he has already done it:
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Old March 7th, 2008, 11:41 AM   #194
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You wont get any 08 Vipers to run you. I have tried over and over again and they are skuuurd.

My call out was to any 600 rwhp Viper vs. my cam/bolt on Z06 and I never got a response. They know better..
I am nowhere near 600 rwhp but I still would not hesitate to race ya to see what ya got.
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I am nowhere near 600 rwhp but I still would not hesitate to race ya to see what ya got.
Sounds like a definite plan.

I just got my car back and the dyno numbers are dissapointing. So, being that I am not a dyno racer, I will withold judgement until I go to the track. If the car doesn't see atleast 130 mph traps, I will be very dissapointed and I will be having a little chat with Katech.

How much power are you making? Any weight reduction? stock gears? Tell me a little more about your car. Regardless, you got your self a race!!!
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Sounds like a definite plan.

I just got my car back and the dyno numbers are dissapointing. So, being that I am not a dyno racer, I will withold judgement until I go to the track. If the car doesn't see atleast 130 mph traps, I will be very dissapointed and I will be having a little chat with Katech.

How much power are you making? Any weight reduction? stock gears? Tell me a little more about your car. Regardless, you got your self a race!!!
Sounds like you're making a potential loss rationalization.
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Sounds like you're making a potential loss rationalization.
No dumb fuck, I am not. I was simply stating that my car put down low dyno numbers. There is no implications there to anything. So, STFU. Thanks.

Viper ACR Lover, when do you want to set this up? What roll you want to go from?
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No dumb fuck, I am not. I was simply stating that my car put down low dyno numbers. There is no implications there to anything. So, STFU. Thanks.

Viper ACR Lover, when do you want to set this up? What roll you want to go from?
Your attempt of a potential future excuse to be used if you lose was unmasked. Please feel free to continue and embarass yourself even further now.
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Your attempt of a potential future excuse to be used if you lose was unmasked. Please feel free to continue and embarass yourself even further now.
Ok, I will continue to "embarass" myself even further now.

..Dumb mother fucker.

Anyways, like I was saying before I was rudely interrupted by the illiterate clit, Viper, let me know when you want to set this race up. I am ready whenever you are.
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