They're #1 put down of a vette, "People look at me way more in my Viper."
Wrong, dipshit. Our most notable criticism about the corvette is its propensity to attract limp wristed dorks, who whine like whores about their inherent femalian role in relation to the Viper. It just doesn't add up. I mean, you all love being balled, so why deny it, complain or bother to gather any hope that you might wake up one day to a genital reversal? The closest you will ever come to having balls is when ours are bouncing, with glee, off of your curvaceous buttocks, corvulva girlies. Now, lie down and squeal, you lactating floozies; our Viper testes are forever filling up and yearn for release.
Last edited by King_Sadi : September 21st, 2007 at 09:15 PM.
Listen to what this whiney bitch said on the other site, when nobody wanted to listen to him over there either:
"Moderators... moving my OP to some off topic forum was out of line..."
And then there was:
"I really don't understand Viper owners on this forum or viper alley... you all are rather pretentious. All of my local friends with Vipers are normal car people. However, on these Viper boards everyone takes such a condescending tone... it's ****ing ridiculous. I'd be driving a Viper if I wanted one... however being 6'4" 250 and lifting weights is not condusive to enjoying a Viper. I've driven GenIIs w/ seat lowering kits, I've driven GenIIIs and have to stare into the top of the windshield. Shock... I prefer my C5."
And
"I really despise you people on this forum... I cam looking for a paint code and I shared some pictures to make the thread more interesting. I have never seen a larger group of keyboard warriors. Viper owners that frequent these forums are the only groupd of "car people" who are so quick to put down others and act like they're hot ****."
Notice that the dipshit tried to show some education by using the word "conducive", only to spell it incorrectly. I wonder if he knows how to spell "loser", "poser" or write a complete sentence such as, "I tried to express some corvulva love but was face fucked on the Viper forums". This is the kind of simpleton that would stumble into Harlem and begin bellowing about white supremacy. Being hauled off on a stretcher, he would ask the paramedic, "What is wrong with this place?".
Last edited by King_Sadi : September 22nd, 2007 at 09:35 PM.