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Old July 26th, 2007, 05:38 PM   #1
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what's your Occupation?

I am very interested in what everyone does for a living to own such nice cars. Post your reply! Cool to know! Thanks everyone!
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Old July 26th, 2007, 05:43 PM   #2
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Old July 26th, 2007, 05:46 PM   #3
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Old July 26th, 2007, 05:48 PM   #4
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Personally, I am a porn star. Sounded like fun, except I had to do several gay roles and.... I figured I would prebash myself to save some members typing.

I sell laptops and custom desktops, do computer repairs locally as well as through Internet venues, buy corporate IT surplus and sell it all over the world through Ebay, our website and over the Internet. Looking to sell and get OUT OF NEW JERSEY if the right opportunity comes around and start another business or relocate my business within the next 5 years or so. I'm the son of a truck driver, was in the Navy as an enlisted guy, got out and went to college for years and been self employed ever since.
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Now that the prices of virtually everything are going up and up and now that thousands of people are losing their jobs everyday as the US goverment still hands out 10,000+ checks to those people just getting off the boat, I think I will take a boat ride and get in line, I sure could use the money to pay for the gas in my Viper and GTO!
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Old July 26th, 2007, 05:48 PM   #5
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Old July 26th, 2007, 05:59 PM   #6
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I work at a Gynocology office cleaning Pap smear slides......






























With my tongue.
Ok, Since Brad decided to be honest about working for a Gynocologist office, the least I can do is come clean myself. I work for a well known plastic surgeon who specializes in breast augmentation. I measure breast nipples..
















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Old July 26th, 2007, 05:59 PM   #7
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With my tongue.

YUK!!!!! For the Record!!!! how does DoubleTrouble taste?
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Old July 26th, 2007, 06:03 PM   #8
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Ok, Since Brad decided to be honest about working for a Gynocologist office, the least I can do is come clean myself. I work for a well known plastic surgeon who specializes in breast augmentation. I measure breast nipples..


with my teeth.

I thought that you surgically removed Hemroids with your Teeth
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Old July 26th, 2007, 06:04 PM   #9
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Old July 26th, 2007, 06:05 PM   #10
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Old July 26th, 2007, 06:06 PM   #11
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Old July 26th, 2007, 06:09 PM   #12
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YUK!!!!! For the Record!!!! how does DoubleTrouble taste?
I don't know that I can put the taste into words, but I am currently on temporary disability until the antibiotics clear up the resulting yeast infection......
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Old July 26th, 2007, 06:10 PM   #13
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I thought that you surgically removed Hemroids with your Teeth
Yeah I did, only after cleaning them with my tongue. It was funky work but good money. How did ya know TT? See me on an episode of Dirty Jobs?
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Old July 26th, 2007, 06:13 PM   #14
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Old July 26th, 2007, 06:13 PM   #15
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I will answer the same way I do every time this stupid fucking juvenile concept comes to light, I give hand jobs for crack.

Then I will be the first to politely ask you to die in a fire or kill yourself. Perhaps you should consider locking yourself in your parents garage (where you currently live) and running your Yaris for a couple of hours.











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Old July 26th, 2007, 06:16 PM   #16
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So Doc do you then sell the crack for profit and how much crack do you get per handjob? Not that I am the least bit interested.
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Old July 26th, 2007, 06:21 PM   #17
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So Doc do you then sell the crack for profit and how much crack do you get per handjob? Not that I am the least bit interested.
It's all based on a well known pyramid scheme. I actually trade the crack to syphillitic crack whores who happen to be herpetically challenged as well, in return for the crack they work the local biotech sector because we all work long hours and the only time we ever get any ass is in the parking lot on our lunch hour.

From there I have a complete monopoly as I have cornered the market on doxy, gamcyclovir, acyclovir and penicillin, I am able to sell at 10x market.
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Old July 26th, 2007, 06:23 PM   #18
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