Viper Extravaganza at Old Town Kissimmee next Friday
To all my beloved Viper brethren; I ask you to join the fun and braggadocio that will take place on Friday, July 6th at Old Town Kissimmee. Rick SRT is expected to appear with his customary, outlandish behavior in full swing. Others expected to appear are "Tanked" and the infamous "Sadistic". Even though these individuals have been banned by lesser men on this forum, they are still the life of the party when it comes to these meets. Anybody with a Viper who would like to attend, is welcome. We hope to achieve a slew of intimidation for all to enjoy. Sadistic has told me that he is going to bring along several "young and delectable females" for our viewing enjoyment. I missed the last fiasco that these characters engaged in, when they terrorized Old Town. I am not going to miss it this time. Send me a pm if you need any information.
We will be at Old Town Kissimmee, beginning at about 6pm. There is a cruise there every friday night for cars built after 1972. There are lots of cars and the Viper guys go there every once in a while. Send me your phone numbers via pm and I will call you and give you directions if you need them. Most likely we will meet nearby, before the event takes place, so we can all park together. Later on, they have a cruise where all the cars drive slowly and the people line the road to watch. It's just another way to remind the world that vipers rule.
Last edited by Rhino68 : July 1st, 2007 at 10:16 PM.
Anybody who wants to go, can contact me via pm and I will give you any information you need. I just bought another Viper yesterday just to spruce up this already illustrious event. No, I am not rich, just out of my mind. Well, maybe a little too rich to like corvettes but nowhere near tucker. We've got some really cool vipers that are going to be there, so come join the fun. We can meet at Wal Mart on Osceola Parkway, which is just off the turnpike exit # 249. When you get off the exit, go west about 1/4 mile and you will see the Wal Mart on your right. Contact me beforehand if you are going so I can give you my cell phone number and know to wait for you before going to Old Town. Rick SRT, we can meet up with you at Old Town, since you have been there many times.
Last edited by Rhino68 : July 4th, 2007 at 09:46 AM.
Last time we met right in front of Old Town before going in. That is where the go-karts are. What time are you folks going to actually arrive there. As long as the weather is better I need a break.
At this very moment it is raining. I will let you know within the next hour if it clears up. The former "sunshine state" can now be proclaimed "the monsoon lot". If it stops raining we will go to Old Town. Otherwise, we may as well just stay home and jerk off in the privacy of our wretched, domestic lives.
It seems that due to popular demand, there could possibly be a repeat this friday. I have received a few emails requesting that we revisit Old Town. If anybody would like to go, let me know and if we get enough Vipers, we'll do it again.
Last weekend was a blast with Rick_SRT not disappointing his slew of beloved fans. Like the greats before his time (Muhammad Ali, Babe Ruth, Larry Bird, etc. come to mind), the Rickster delivered in the clutch. Apparently, a big mouthed C5 Z06 (NOS) owner was bellowing to Rick that his vette would beat Rick's blown 900rwhp SRT. In typical heroic fashion, Rick promptly whipped out a mound of $100 bills and said, "Lets go, Pee Wee". It has been many years since I have witnessed such unabashed heroism. The stumbling mongrel vette owner suddenly discovered humility, much to the pleasure of bystanders. Before the grunt could escape, he was treated to a view of Rick's delightfully offensive shirt ("God created Vipers so that vette owners could have heroes"). Now, I am not promising that such entertaining events will repeat themselves, but do the math; there will be lots of females and you will be displaying a Viper. Isn't that enough?
Last edited by Rhino68 : July 10th, 2007 at 07:57 AM.
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