As most of you know by now, I have expressed complete disdain for the corvette community, based mostly on their relentless homosexuality and corny behavior. I own 2 corvettes but find the group as a whole to be embarrassing at best. I recall such posts at the forum, "What are you going to do for your corvette's birthday" and all time gay bastard favorites such as, "Will you take your corvette to work on its anniversary?". Today I saw one their latest posts and it made me sick. These corny bastards are still at it with the newest post, "Who washes your Z06? Do you pay someone or do you wash it yourself?"
Who gives a flying fuck, you douchebag??!! Can you be more gay? Who washes your ass after your boyfriend drills you?
Why don't they just put a shit stained cock on top of their forum page and openly admit that their purchase was directly related to an emasculating homosexual act in their past. I think I am going to have to sell my vettes just to disassociate myself with those nerds. My god, they are douchebags and the '08 Viper cannot get here soon enough.
I was banned from Corvette Forum when I had a C5 ... I think I made fun of getting special recognition based upon how many trips were made to Bowling Green or something like that ...
CF is the pits. I remember when you could talk smack in OT, now days the mods can't get to the keyboard fast enough to ban someone. I've been banned at least 3 times on various occasions for nothing more than calling out douchebag behavior. It used to be a good site, now it's just fodder for windbreaker jokes and wannabe tunners to hock their cheap shit.
How about all the "do you wave?" posts....man that is gayness squared to the 9th power. Maybe it's because the average age is 70 there.
LMAO!!! I got banned for responding to one of those wave posts. They were saying something about how rotten the nonwavers were, so I told them that the behavior was a corny gesture, indicative of deep homosexual roots. I was promptly banned.
I couldn't stand the bastards, from their gaybird vette hats, emblems and corvette cock socks.
I love the New corvette Z06, Although the Corvette forum is a JOKE! They will banned you for anything. They are BIG CRY BABIES! I love the viper and the Z06 corvette. I like different things about each car!
If you want to light up those forums, just mention the word "Viper" in a post. It taps in to all Vette owners deep rooted feelings of inadequacy when it comes to the Viper. The have a 2nd class mentality and get so incredibly defensive. They bitch about how hot it is, and uncomfortable to get in and out of. Oh yeah, bad gas mileage too. I always like to throw in that the Viper is NOT an old mans car. That usually gets them going real good...
I am proud to say I never owned a Corvette and therefore am not a homosexual or former homosexual.
Seems like most Viper owners have Corvette ownership in their past, but hope to keep that information in the closet. Purchase of a Viper is not a cure for gayness.
Alex, I think we need to go Vette hunting. I had a good time on the way home saturday. So many corvettes to abuse. I can hear them telling the story the next day. I almost had this Viper, he only beat me by 5 car lengths before he let off his gas & I caught him. Dam Viper owner had me so pissed I couldn't rub my balls.
This is what needs to be posted on the corvette forum.
slow down a bit boys ....a little bit too much confidence...but yes too many donkeys over there with excessive estrogen levels running through their veins
I was banned there many times. As soon as they find out it is me, I get rebanned. When I was first considering a Viper, I wrote about it, discussed some of the Viper attributes and was met with feminine bitterness and raving jealousy. I never could quite understand why they did not simply accept their subserviant role in the presence of the Viper. Lets be real; between the 2 cars , is there any question as to which one has the balls and which one has been pinned down and drilled for the past 15 years??
Last edited by Sadistic : April 15th, 2007 at 12:11 PM.
OMG... is their site gay because they are gay.... or are they gay because their site is gay? Chicken or the egg? I can't even find a way to search their forums.
*EDIT* Ok, you have to be a member to search the forums...
Last edited by TimLippard : April 15th, 2007 at 12:09 PM.
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If you want to light up those forums, just mention the word "Viper" in a post. It taps in to all Vette owners deep rooted feelings of inadequacy when it comes to the Viper. The have a 2nd class mentality and get so incredibly defensive. They bitch about how hot it is, and uncomfortable to get in and out of. Oh yeah, bad gas mileage too. I always like to throw in that the Viper is NOT an old mans car. That usually gets them going real good...
So True. Mostly when you mention the Viper they lock the Thread.
I didn't order the clear hood and they wont let me change my order!
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