A WHILE BACK I WAS THINKING ABOUT PUTTING AN AEM ON MY SRT 10.ITS ABOUT A 4 0R 5K JOB WITH THE PARTS,LABOR,TUNING.I CALLED TUNER X WHO WORKED ON THE VIPER BEFORE.THEY SAID THEY COULD DO IT BUT WERE BUSY RIGHT NOW AND CALL THEM BACK IN ABOUT A MONTH OR SO.WELL THIS WENT ON FOR ABOUT 3 MONTHS.........YA THE CUSTOMER (ME)KEPTED CALLING THEM BACK AS INSTRUCTED BY TUNER X.NO IT WASNT LINGENFELTER IVE GOT THEM WORKING ON SOME OTHER STUFF AND NO IM NOT GONNA DISCLOSE WHO TUNER X IS SO DONT ASK.FINALLY I CALLED THEM BACK AND WAS TOLD THEY REALLY COULDNT DO IT CAUSE THEY WERE COVERED UP.UHH I GUESS 4 OR 5K IS NOT A LOT OF CASH WHEN THEY ARE WORKING ON 20K PLUS JOBS?WHO THE FUCK KNOWS????I SPOKE WITH A COUPLE OF OTHER VIPER TUNERS AND THEY SAID THEY WERE BUSY BUT WOULD BE HAPPY TO HOOK ME UP.I FINALLY SENT THE SRT 10 TO JASON HEFFNER.IVE BEEN TO A FEW TUNERS WITH VARIOUS CARS I HAVE OVER THE YEARS AND CAN TELL U WHO IS REAL AND WHO IS BULLSHIT.I HAVE HIGH STANDARDS AND EXPECTATIONS AND REALLY DONT CARE ABOUT MY PUBLIC IMAGE FURTHER I HAVE NO HEROS IN LIFE EXPECT MYSELF.SO MOST FOLKS THAT KNOW ME WOULD CLASSIFY ME AS AN OLD SCHOOL PRICK WHICH IS JUST FINE.ANY HOW THERE ARE MANY VIPER GOOD VIPER TUNERS TO CHOOSE FROM NOW DAYS.THERE ARE ONLY A FEW GREAT VIPER TUNERS.IT WAS A PLEASURE TO DEAL WITH JASON HEFFNER.FROM DAY ONE I RECIEVED E MAILS AND PROGRESS PICS ALONG WITH TELEPHONE UPDATES.DURING THE PROCESS I ASKED JASON IF HE WOULD MIND DOING SOME OTHER PERFORMANCE UP GRADES WHICH HE COULD HAVE SAID" HEY NORM IM REAL BUSY AND REALLY DONT HAVE TIME OTHER THEN THE AEM WE HAD ORIGINALLY AGREED UPON TO DO".INSTEAD JASON MADE TIME TO DO SOME EXTRA UPGRADES ALL OF WHICH HE FINISHED IN MORE THAN A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF TIME.IM HAPPY TO SAY THE SRT 10 IS BACK IN H TOWN RUNNING FASTER AND MAKING MORE POWER THEN EVER.SO THANX JASON FOR BEING NOT JUST ANOTHER VIPER TUNER BUT A GREAT TUNER !!!!!!OHHH AND HEY TUNER X.......... SORRY U MISSED THE BOAT AS USUAL............ I ENDED UP SPENDING A BIT MORE THAN 5K ON PERFORMANCE MODS WITH HEFFNER.
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99 RT-10 LINGENFELTER WORLDS FASTEST ALL MOTOR ONLY,6-SPEED 9.48@145.96.24-DRIVEN BY "BIG GUN" SCOTT WIECK www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M5muy309RU WORLD RECORD HOLDER LINGENFELTER VETTE TT Z06 226 MPH IN A MILE http://www.lingenfelter.com/Lingenfe...06ZO6TTBGB.htm WORLD RECORD HOLDER MOST ALLEY BANNINGS IN ONE DAY!DONT HATE THE PLAYERS!HATE THE GAME!
I got to confess it is difficult as shit to read your post .....
no paragraphs ....
secret code......
but since you made me a part of your life
and gave me your
special decoder ring
and much patients and too much late nite time on my hands ....
I read thru the davincicode .....
I understood what the hell you meant
I have 1 question ?
?
?
?
?
What are going to do with this.......
are going after PBJ&KLAN??????
P.S.
It is certainly great that someone can get the bugs out of Viper that no one else could.
Also nothing like have a happy customer at the end of the job and Viper performing like it should have, without getting into the politics of either the side.
Norm, congrats! Jason Heffner is a class act and a great guy to deal with, you will always do right by him!
As for tuner X, ever thought that maybe tuner X just didn't want to deal with the likes of YOU?
As always be safe, and see you soon...
Peter
PETER THANX MAN!WOW I SEE U JUMPED RIGHT OUT!GREAT TO HEAR FROM U AS ALWAYS.EVER THINK THAT TUNER X DID DEAL WITH ME AND FAILED TO EXECUTE ON WHAT HE ATTEMPTED TO DO? EVERY THINK THAT I KNEW TUNER X LONG BEFORE U CAME WALKING ONTO THE FIELD IN THE 4TH QUARTER OF THE GAME?EVER THINK YOU WILL GET YOUR DYNO QUEEN TO MAKE A FULL PASS DOWN THE QUATER MILE?EVER THINK WHY A LOT A VIPERS DIDNT SHOW UP AT YOUR VIPER /SUPRA EVENT? EVER THINK U WILL WORK FOR YOURSELF AND HAVE YOUR OWN BUSINESS?AS ALWAYS IT GOOD TO HEAR FROM YOU AND WHAT YOUR PERCEPTION OF REALITY IS.TAKE CARE AND SEE U SOON!
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I got to confess it is difficult as shit to read your post .....
no paragraphs ....
secret code......
but since you made me a part of your life
and gave me your
special decoder ring
and much patients and too much late nite time on my hands ....
I read thru the davincicode .....
I understood what the hell you meant
I have 1 question ?
?
?
?
?
What are going to do with this.......
are going after PBJ&KLAN??????
P.S.
It is certainly great that someone can get the bugs out of Viper that no one else could.
Also nothing like have a happy customer at the end of the job and Viper performing like it should have, without getting into the politics of either the side.
WARDO YOU ARE A PART OF MY LIFE THATS WHY U WERE GIVEN THE SECRET DA VINCI DECODING RING.GO AHEAD AND SPIN AROUND 3 TIMES WHILE LOOKING AT THE DECODING RING AND THE ANSWER WILL APPEAR.GREAT TO HEAR FROM U!
Please take the time to get to know your caps lock key. Do not be afraid of your caps lock key, for it is your friend. It will be with on those lonely nights. It will be with you when your dog dies. It will be with on those rainy days.
Though you might be old, alas it still makes sense to befriend your caps lock key. It will always be there at your side (your left side).
In closing I will leave with an infamous diatribe about the dreaded caps lock key. BTW FORTRAN is a programming language.
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Anyone who has used vi will know that there is no easier way to fuck up a document than to JJJJJ when you meant to jjjjj. And then there's those times whEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE SONOFABITCH IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE. Or if you program in a language other than FORTRAN. Or if you want to type command names in UNIX. Or.....
In my estimation, the only sensible place for a Caps Lock key would be in a fairly deeply recessed hole in the back of the monitor, or, preferably, in another room altogether.
I mean, what the hell is the point of equipping every goddamn keyboard on the planet with a key that is only used deliberately about 1% of the times it gets hit? Why not just a "Fuck Things Up Randomly" key? What kind of stupid moron jackass would sell a piece of equipment with anything so
thoroughly evil right there on the important part? And while I'm in a mood to name names, I think Sun should be shot for not only having this abomination in the sight of the Lord on every keyboard, but it doesn't have tactile-feedback (i.e. click-down/click-up like sensible keyboards), has
no LED to notify the unsuspecting typist of the shit s/he's just gotten him/herself into. Just because they have nice workstations, people are willing to put up with this nonsense. Christ! What the hell kind of twisted mind would perpetrate a crime of such immense proportions on an unsuspecting
public? I suspect Foul Play, and corruption and treachery at very high levels.
Then again, I just tell my Xdesktop to change the keyboard-mapping to return to God's cherished mode in which hitting that stupid little fucker DOES NOTHING AT ALL. SEE HOW NICE IT IS?
Norm, thanks for the vote of confidence. Why are your panties in a wad? There is nothing I said that should get your feelings all riled up old timer... You remind me of my son, except he's only 9, let me try to decode your attempted juvenile bashing of me and see where I end up:
1. Now mind you, I have no idea what/who you are talking about, but I'd still put my money on tuner X simply not wanting to have anything to do with you...
2. Walking onto the field in the 4th quarter? I was the star they were saving for the end of the game, as you can see, when they finally put me in, I scored a touchdown...
3. 1/4 mile? I don't see what this has anything to do with your post, but I'll attempt to answer your deep concerns about me and the 1/4.............I could care less. Does that help? Maybe if we decide to take the car to the track one of these days i'll hire someone to drive it - does that ring a bell???? haahaah
4. Supra/Viper event - not sure what this thread has to do with that event, but I can assure you that I'll be keeping an eye out next year to make sure there's no old, fat, groggy, washed up, wanna be's comin'!
5. Have my own business - hell, I sure hope so! Thanks for your concern when it comes to my career.
6. Reality - I live in it everyday old buddy, you sure you're not the one with the MIS-perception???
As always my pal, have a great day, and dream on!
Peter
DEAR WORM,THANX FOR TAKING THE TIME OUT AND MAKING ME A PART OF YOUR LIFE ON YOUR INTERNET COMPUTER SEMINAR.I MUST CONFESS THAT I HAVE MADE MY OWN WAY IN LIFE WITH OUT THE HELP OR ASSISTANCE OF THE INTERNET, HENCE I NEVER TOOK THE TIME TO LEARN THE PROPER PROCEDURES OF TYPING ON THE INTERNET.IN FACT MANY YEARS AGO I DID TAKE A TYPING CLASS IN 8TH GRADE AND BARELY PASSED.I VIEW THE INTERNET AND COMPUTER AS NECESSARY EVILS IN LIFE AND USE THEM TO MY ADVANTAGE.I DO LIKE THE COMPUTER STOCKS I BOUGHT BACK IN THE 80 S WHEN NO ONE HEARD OF INTEL OR MICROSOFT.I TYPE IN CAPS AS AN EFFICIENT USE OF MY TIME.I DO RESPECT THE YOUNG 30 YEAR OLDS WHO HAVE MADE THIER FORTUNES ON A VEHICLE CALLED THE INTERNET.OH BY THE WAY JUST FOR YOUR EDIFICATION AL GORE DID NOT REALLY INVENT THE INTERNET AS HE CLAIMED.MAYBE U KNOW WHY AL GORE SOUNDS LIKE A HILLBILLY WHEN HE TALKS.ANY FURTHER KNOWLEDGE YOU CAN SHED ON THIS WILL BE GREATLY APPRECIATED.ONCE AGAIN THANX YOU FOR YOUR HELP!!!!
For those that don't know, Norm is one of the bad mother fuckers on this board. He is allowed to type in caps. Sounds like tuner x isn't worth a shit. I'm glad I live in the southeast.
Norm, thanks for the vote of confidence. Why are your panties in a wad? There is nothing I said that should get your feelings all riled up old timer... You remind me of my son, except he's only 9, let me try to decode your attempted juvenile bashing of me and see where I end up:
1. Now mind you, I have no idea what/who you are talking about, but I'd still put my money on tuner X simply not wanting to have anything to do with you...
2. Walking onto the field in the 4th quarter? I was the star they were saving for the end of the game, as you can see, when they finally put me in, I scored a touchdown...
3. 1/4 mile? I don't see what this has anything to do with your post, but I'll attempt to answer your deep concerns about me and the 1/4.............I could care less. Does that help? Maybe if we decide to take the car to the track one of these days i'll hire someone to drive it - does that ring a bell???? haahaah
4. Supra/Viper event - not sure what this thread has to do with that event, but I can assure you that I'll be keeping an eye out next year to make sure there's no old, fat, groggy, washed up, wanna be's comin'!
5. Have my own business - hell, I sure hope so! Thanks for your concern when it comes to my career.
6. Reality - I live in it everyday old buddy, you sure you're not the one with the MIS-perception???
As always my pal, have a great day, and dream on!
Peter
HEY PETER THANX FOR THE LOVE MAN AND CONGRATS ON YOUR POSITION IN LIFE AS CURRENT DYNO QUEEN FOR THE DAY!YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A STAR!!!!!!!THE SHOOTING STAR THAT CRASHES TO THE GROUND. BEST OF LUCK IN THE FUTURE CAUSE I KNOW U ARE GONNA NEED A BUNCH TO MAKE IT!YOUR EMPLOYMENT RESUME LOOKS EXCELLANT HOWEVER IT LACKS A PROVEN TRACK RECORD OF EXPERIENCE FOR THE POSITION U HAVE APPLIED FOR.PLEASE CHECK BACK IN ABOUT 10 OR 15 YEARS.TAKE CARE GOOD BUDDY!
DEAR WORM,THANX FOR TAKING THE TIME OUT AND MAKING ME A PART OF YOUR LIFE ON YOUR INTERNET COMPUTER SEMINAR.I MUST CONFESS THAT I HAVE MADE MY OWN WAY IN LIFE WITH OUT THE HELP OR ASSISTANCE OF THE INTERNET, HENCE I NEVER TOOK THE TIME TO LEARN THE PROPER PROCEDURES OF TYPING ON THE INTERNET.IN FACT MANY YEARS AGO I DID TAKE A TYPING CLASS IN 8TH GRADE AND BARELY PASSED.I VIEW THE INTERNET AND COMPUTER AS NECESSARY EVILS IN LIFE AND USE THEM TO MY ADVANTAGE.I DO LIKE THE COMPUTER STOCKS I BOUGHT BACK IN THE 80 S WHEN NO ONE HEARD OF INTEL OR MICROSOFT.I TYPE IN CAPS AS AN EFFICIENT USE OF MY TIME.I DO RESPECT THE YOUNG 30 YEAR OLDS WHO HAVE MADE THIER FORTUNES ON A VEHICLE CALLED THE INTERNET.OH BY THE WAY JUST FOR YOUR EDIFICATION AL GORE DID NOT REALLY INVENT THE INTERNET AS HE CLAIMED.MAYBE U KNOW WHY AL GORE SOUNDS LIKE A HILLBILLY WHEN HE TALKS.ANY FURTHER KNOWLEDGE YOU CAN SHED ON THIS WILL BE GREATLY APPRECIATED.ONCE AGAIN THANX YOU FOR YOUR HELP!!!!
Hahaha..right on man. I was always under the impression that Al invented air.
Good luck with the computer. I will need one for my current buildup and I haven't made a decision on AEM or Motec.
For those that don't know, Norm is one of the bad mother fuckers on this board. He is allowed to type in caps. Sounds like tuner x isn't worth a shit. I'm glad I live in the southeast.
Gary - you'll have to let me know next time your in ATL. Would love to see that ride of yours.
For those that don't know, Norm is one of the bad mother fuckers on this board. He is allowed to type in caps. Sounds like tuner x isn't worth a shit. I'm glad I live in the southeast.
Very Very True Statement Gary....
Btw,
Norm ..... Thanks for posting ........ Some people need to have a little
enlightenment as to who the REAL Tuner is...........
The Tale Of Two Tuners
!!!!!!OHHH AND HEY TUNER X.......... SORRY U MISSED THE BOAT AS USUAL............ I ENDED UP SPENDING A BIT MORE THAN 5K ON PERFORMANCE MODS WITH HEFFNER.
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