If you understood the politics of allocations, and what would happen if we took a bunch of slow products, then maybe when your shift at AMPM is done, and your mommy lets you stay up late, I will explain it to you.
Dear shithead,
I've spent a year inside the sales department of a car manufacturer. I know about allocation and who gets what and when. Please STFU, I'm not some dumbass customer that is going to believe your dealer bullshit.
"Oh yeah we gots 2 of them new Viper coupes commin in next week, one's plum crazy the other is plaid" Toolbox.
Tony G-Money, you arent going to be getting SRTs ahead of Woodhouse. I can guarantee you that! :thumb:
Never claimed that, just trying to understand why Mr. know it all is trying to be such an idiot. I never started this, but a guy can only take so much.
Thanks, but I can order one for invoice, and be the first one. Anyone wanna be second (not for invoice)? I will put you in touch with my fleet director.
Oh boy! Another 30k/year idiot. If you are so smart, then what did Dodge do differently with the MPA 16 months ago? How do Magnum sales affect Viper allocs? How does the number of Dakota's, and 05 Vans affect this? I never said I had one, I said I know how many we are getting, just don't know when. And by the way yugo is out of business, but I am glad you got some experience last century. Now go outside and wreck your tonka trucks.
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The answer is, no matter how many 6 year old re-engineered benzes you sold, that doesn't mean shit when it comes to getting Vipers "allocated" to you..unless they are SRT-10's shit I hear DC is sending them to KIA dealers in hopes they can unload a couple...
I don't know the in's and out's of DC's allocation strategy which I think goes a long the lines of "produce as much of this shit as we can and jam dealer lots before we have to start laying off UAW morons and they go on strike"
I know you didn't say you had one, my point is, that at this point there is no fucking way you have any numbers on how many are destined to the stealership you fling shitty DC cars out of day in and day out.
If history does repeat itself.. and I bet it will, the Coupe will go on a cert program and unless some previous Viper owner walks into your dealership and says "Hi Shithead sales manager, I'd like to order my new Viper coupe through your dealership because you have the cooolest inflatable gorilla on the roof that grabbed my attention, here's my Coupe certificate as given to me by Dodge" you are not going to be able to order these cars.. Just like no dealership could for the GTS when it came out as well as the SRT in 03.
Don't bother arguing it. It's reality that that's going to happen if there is a cert program.
I am comfortable in my own skin. I know what is, and I know what is not. Evidently you want to prove to the 2 users on this forum that you know it all. Well you do. You know everything. This is a crappy forum, and you must be the crappy leader. I got my pencil ready to write down any future knowledge you might bestow on this forum. Based on the number of posts, you don't have a life anyway.
I've got a great life thanks, I just happen to partake in beating down on idiots who think they can make anything happen when that is in fact not the reality. I see you're already wearing down..all inside of a handful of posts.
Do you have anymore to say or are you going to run out to the curb and wait for your express Reliable truck full of "just for you" SRT-Coupes? I hear that since this thread started DC pulled in a special team of Viper crafts people to start working on your allocation because you sold eleventy billion base caravans last month to a bunch of people that are going to have them repo'd next month.
Thanks, but I can order one for invoice, and be the first one. Anyone wanna be second (not for invoice)? I will put you in touch with my fleet director.
Some how, I seriously doubt that you'll be getting them before Bill P at Woodhouse.
