Foolie....I had no friggin' idea that Trey knew anything about Tarzan, monkeys, Jane, the jungle, snakes, large bugs or how to make a treehouse. I just thought he lifted weights, played basketball and was in love with Smackie.
I'll say this about you two - You are equally fucking weird. And you like Karman Ghias.
Strange you bring up Weismuller though. I think maybe you and I have got some sort of wave going on here too. Been thinking a bit about the Weismuller metaphor lately what with all the yodelling and swinging from *thing* to *thing* here on this board.
Stop with the BeeGees already. I hated disco like you hated the taste of agent orange. Don't deny. You mixed it with cheap Thai gin and it wasn't all that bad. It explains a lot.
Philosophical statement of the day: You are only weird if you think that the grass is always greener on the other side of the planet.
Film History statement of the day: Tarzan was born in 1904...the same year the telephone answering machine was invented...is this what caused Jane to start looking for sex in the jungle?
Bumper Sticker statement of the day: Honk if you love Jungle Men and their Monkeys
American Idol Music statement of the day: Disco sounds like Dildo. Coincidence?
Last edited by samehereasthere : April 24th, 2008 at 11:11 PM.
I'm just fighting for my civil rights here at the Alley. If Trey really has inside connections AND has never seen one episode of Tarzan...it's a fight that I think we all should commit to.
"If you outlaw cockrings only the outlaws will have cockrings"
"It has been difficult for me to share your optimism some of the time because my situation is so different than your own, Eric. You were self-admittedly dead, comatose, before we met. You got through your days with your head down plugging away keeping busy. Now you are alive, breathing, full of emotions and finally LIVING."
how about irony?
On an unrelated note to your unrelated post
A toast to your peanut buddy that offed himself circa mid thread
Here's to the proverbial totem pole as part of a lonely world
Being pushed further into the ground
Feeling hundreds of pounds pushing on your head
No one remembering what you said
Only the odd stinging jab reminding you that you've already made your bed
Most insignificant the dingy apartment was in the story that was read
Much like the rest, embellished it was fed.
WAR PRANKSTA RAP AND 0 DAYS SINCE THE LAST SUICIDE
[quote=Dohhunter;1011608]On an unrelated note to your unrelated post
A toast to your peanut buddy that offed himself circa mid thread
Here's to the proverbial totem pole as part of a lonely world
Being pushed further into the ground
Feeling hundreds of pounds pushing on your head
No one remembering what you said
Only the odd stinging jab reminding you that you've already made your bed
Most insignificant the dingy apartment was in the story that was read
Much like the rest, embellished it was fed.
WAR PRANKSTA RAP AND 0 DAYS SINCE THE LAST SUICIDE
On an unrelated note to your unrelated post
A toast to your peanut buddy that offed himself circa mid thread
Here's to the proverbial totem pole as part of a lonely world
Being pushed further into the ground
Feeling hundreds of pounds pushing on your head
No one remembering what you said
Only the odd stinging jab reminding you that you've already made your bed
Most insignificant the dingy apartment was in the story that was read
Much like the rest, embellished it was fed.
WAR PRANKSTA RAP AND 0 DAYS SINCE THE LAST SUICIDE
I'm not 100% positive, but I'm pretty sure it would be approved by anyone as much as I'm sure probiotic yogurt is good for the digestive system
My work is definitely not for the dullards among us, and isn't spontaneously created by yours truly to be wasted on the uneducated masses. I'm looking to reach out to those that appreciate finer productions of art, and are articulate enough to know that their day has been that much better by reveling in my thought process and creative ways of wielding the small switch of wood in an overly effective way.
If your grossly inadequate usage of the WAR statement wasn't so blatant, I might have taken a little offense to the plagiarism charge. I quickly came to my senses however, and improved my own day by reading my own work.
Last edited by Dohhunter : April 25th, 2008 at 09:59 AM.
Reason: Not so spontaneous thought process.
I'm not 100% positive, but I'm pretty sure it would be approved by anyone as much as I'm sure probiotic yogurt is good for the digestive system
My work is definitely not for the dullards among us, and isn't spontaneously created by yours truly to be wasted on the uneducated masses. I'm looking to reach out to those that appreciate finer productions of art, and are articulate enough to know that their day has been that much better by reveling in my thought process and creative ways of wielding the small switch of wood in an overly effective way.
"Perhaps at the local pre-school for retards you attend your instructors might praise you and give you a cookie when you demonstrate enough cognition to actually repeat and mumble the words they say, but anywhere else and especially here, about the only reward you'll get is your Down syndrome-crippled head further acquainted with the proverbial wall of smack.
Maybe one day you'll actually embody the ability to create something worthy enough for some amnesic dumbfuck such as yourself to copy and try to pass off as their own. But until then, if such a day is even imaginable for such a fucktard like you, know your menial role, shut your drivel-spewing mouth, and go wipe that bird shit off of your rolling piece of shit." -TKTPLZ-
"Perhaps at the local pre-school for retards you attend your instructors might praise you and give you a cookie when you demonstrate enough cognition to actually repeat and mumble the words they say, but anywhere else and especially here, about the only reward you'll get is your Down syndrome-crippled head further acquainted with the proverbial wall of smack.
Maybe one day you'll actually embody the ability to create something worthy enough for some amnesic dumbfuck such as yourself to copy and try to pass off as their own. But until then, if such a day is even imaginable for such a fucktard like you, know your menial role, shut your drivel-spewing mouth, and go wipe that bird shit off of your rolling piece of shit." -TKTPLZ-
See how easy that was?
He had some quality eh? I liken it to a collaboration between a non-womanizing Sadistic and the Silver Arrow inhabiting subject of a certain Paul Simon song that is likened to the brain invading worm of the X-Files episode "ICE".
I vaguely remember the day he pos repped me with these words when addressing one of my many throwdowns on the peanut lovers among us over the last few years "Nice post, I used to bust your balls but now fully appreciate the finer points of my erring ways".
I came this close to tearing up, a fine day at the alley that was.
He had some quality eh? I liken it to a collaboration between a non-womanizing Sadistic and the Silver Arrow inhabiting subject of a certain Paul Simon song that is likened to the brain invading worm of the X-Files episode "ICE".
I vaguely remember the day he pos repped me with these words when addressing one of my many throwdowns on the peanut lovers among us over the last few years "Nice post, I used to bust your balls but now fully appreciate the finer points of my erring ways".
I came this close to tearing up, a fine day at the alley that was.
He had some quality?
You vaguely remember (with stunning accuracy I might add)a pos rep from a guy not online in how long?
I would have hoped our beloved Peanuthunter would have been more complimentary of a person when referring to a member he himself used to "borrow" material from.
I must admit with as good as you generally are at following the trail of peanuts. You lost the scent horribly when you stumbled onto this thread.
"It has been difficult for me to share your optimism some of the time because my situation is so different than your own, Eric. You were self-admittedly dead, comatose, before we met. You got through your days with your head down plugging away keeping busy. Now you are alive, breathing, full of emotions and finally LIVING."
how about irony?
Speaking of being dead and/or comatose....didn't one of the BeeGees off himself?
You know...using a cockring one size too small has some serious fuckn' side effects. Oh sure...you sing real high and sell a ton of records...but you don't get to walk into the Hummer dealership and dream of actually owning one if your dead.
