Holy moly, I never knew those cars were that anemically powered and woefully slow. Every mullet headed redneck in my area thought those were the shit in the day. They were almost as bad as the rednecks with their farm trucks running straight exhaust or "glass packs".
For the ADD like you and I, it's much like premium cable. You just sit and click the calendar up/down button on the flux capacitor remote and wait for bewbies to appear.
Bacteria, mollusks, dinosaur, dinosaur, CAVE TITTIES!! YAAAY ... eww no too hairy, Mastodon, Hebrews, FLDS COMPOUND TITTIES!! ... eww no too hairy, global warming, GLOBAL WARMING BIKINI TITTIES!! YAAAY ... cool what's next, nuclear war, MUTANT TITTIES!! YAAAAY ... ewww ickk.
Holy moly, I never knew those cars were that anemically powered and woefully slow. Every mullet headed redneck in my area thought those were the shit in the day. They were almost as bad as the rednecks with their farm trucks running straight exhaust or "glass packs".
Redneck logic: loud = fast.
YEEHAW
WW, a mullet headed Z28 driver?
My Z28 was a pretty sweet ride for a teenaged kid. It had a Bilstein suspension and great blacked-out Ronal wheels. It was jet black t-top cruising fun back in 1986. You haters will NEVER take that from me!
Oh, and by the way: it wasn't a mullet back then ... it was a bi-level haircut. And fuck yes I had one!
My Z28 was a pretty sweet ride for a teenaged kid. It had a Bilstein suspension and great blacked-out Ronal wheels. It was jet black t-top cruising fun back in 1986. You haters will NEVER take that from me!
Oh, and by the way: it wasn't a mullet back then ... it was a bi-level haircut. And fuck yes I had one!
I've said too much.
When was the Farrah hair in. Damn those were the good ol days. Ahhh Farrah hair and boobs.
Holy moly, I never knew those cars were that anemically powered and woefully slow. Every mullet headed redneck in my area thought those were the shit in the day. They were almost as bad as the rednecks with their farm trucks running straight exhaust or "glass packs".
Redneck logic: loud = fast.
YEEHAW
WW, a mullet headed Z28 driver?
Those things were slow. The consolation was that everything else back then was even slower.
As for the redneckiness ... Well I can't comment. I had a '53 Chevy pickup rat rod that could just about pull the front wheels. It was all perfect badass motor and rusted sheet metal. Vacuum wipers that didn't work uphill and holes in the floorboards so I got high from the carbon monoxide. A bed full of beer cans, Crower cam stickers but ..... no mullet. And that's what I'm most proud of.
My office chair on carpet is faster than any of those cars, Clark. I bet your electric scooter is too but as with most people's glory days it was all bigger badder faster longer and had more hair, righto?
Regardless of how cool they seemed 20 yrs ago, in 2008 nobody wants to take their friends out to the garage and show off either their genital warts or their 180hp Z28.
So wrong kemosabe. Back in the day(the one without cats and unleaded gasoline)most of the glory days happened at nite. That was when real muscle cars flexed and we created the term "automotive erection". Females from all species knew who we were and what we wanted. It was magic I tell ya'....not like your generation that was always wondering if cockrings are what enabled the BeeGees to sound like they did.
Nope. Sorry. You are way off here. I'd kill for WW's old Z these days...it's faster than my scooter.
So wrong kemosabe. Back in the day(the one without cats and unleaded gasoline)most of the glory days happened at nite. That was when real muscle cars flexed and we created the term "automotive erection". Females from all species knew who we were and what we wanted. It was magic I tell ya'....not like your generation that was always wondering if cockrings are what enabled the BeeGees to sound like they did.
Nope. Sorry. You are way off here. I'd kill for WW's old Z these days...it's faster than my scooter.
Your day and her day were at least 15 years and 300Hp apart, Stoned Ranger. I suggest that your leather jacket fringe has gotten wrapped around your neck again if you believe that thoughts of BeeGees or cockrings have ever passed within months of each other in my head.
