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Old April 21st, 2008, 11:30 PM   #421
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Or, Barry and Mark talking this afternoon....


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Old April 21st, 2008, 11:36 PM   #422
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Wow, I have not been keeping up with the alley that much recently so I'm not sure what prompted Barry to start this thread but I am pretty sure it didn't go as he intended. I know nothing of Barry's ability around a shop from personal experience so I'm not even going to comment on what he could have done for Heffner or what happened with that situation. I do know that I have had drinks with him a few times when I was out in New Zealand and he really is a nice guy and had a genuine interest in doing his best out here.
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Old April 22nd, 2008, 12:04 AM   #423
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just got my license back
i got this feelin in my veins this train is comin off the tracks
ill ask polite if the devil needs a ride
cause the angel on my right aint hangin out wit me tonight
im drivin past your house while you were sneakin out
i got the car door open so you can jump in on the run
your mom dont know that you were missin
shed be pissed if she saw the parts of you that ive been kissin
screamin

no were never gunna quit
aint nuthin wrong with it
just actin like were animals
no no matter where we go
cause everybody knows
were just a couple animals

so come on baby get in
get in just get in
check out the trouble were in

your beside me on the seat
got your hand between my knees
and you control how fast we go by just how hard you wanna sqeeze
its hard to steer when your breathin in my ear
but i got both hands on the wheel while you got both hands on my gears
by now no doubt that we were headin south
i guesse nobody ever told you not to speak with a full mouth
cause this was it like flickin on a switch
it felt so good i almost drove into a ditch
im screamin

no were never gunna quit
aint nuthin wrong with it
just actin like were animals
no no matter where we go
cause everybody knows
were just acouple animals

so come on baby get
get in just get in
look at the trouble were in

we were parked out by the tracks
were sittin in the back
and we just started gettin busy
when she wispered what was that
the wind cause i think no one else kniws where we are
and thats when she started screamin
thats my dad out side the car
oh please the keys the keys there not in the ignition
must have wound up on the floor while
we were switchin our positions
i guesse they knew she was missin
as i tried to tell her dad there wasnt nuthin i was kissin
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no were never gunna quit
aint nuthin wrong with it
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no no matter where we go
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so come on baby get in
were just a couple animals
get in just get in
aint nuthin wrong with it
check out the trouble were in
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Old April 22nd, 2008, 12:18 AM   #424
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making money for the boss while I make nickel and dime,
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My best, not ever hearing good job
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it doesn't take to much to find the sediments they left behind.
Put down the book put up the walls I'm never givin' up at all
what's yours is yours,
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Not even with ten men holding Me back not even with a devious planned attack
contemplating every move that I play willing the bad things all away
keeping the worry-free happiness philosophy that's what I let them see
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Not to fuel anything here but what the hell was meant by cleaning off the assembly oil? I saw that comment several times a few pages back (which now seems an eternity).

Now as an engineer (you can check my credentials if you wish) with 25 years in automotive engineering and that is the first time I have ever read such a thing. Seems nonsensical to me, and completely converse to how real engines are built.
Maybe he means Peanut Oil.... I wouldn't want that on my engine, fucking dogs'd be chasing me down the block.

My bike engines go together with liberal applications of Castrol GTX 10W30...customers diesels, however, still go together with plenty of assembly lube/grease..
Either way, ya don't clean it off once ya put it on, it's there for initial hand rotation and start up on a dry engine and to stop the shiny bits and bearings scoring before the oil system primes...a healthy engine actually has little or no metal to metal contact...that's what breaks them.
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Old April 22nd, 2008, 01:32 AM   #426
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Maybe he means Peanut Oil.... I wouldn't want that on my engine, fucking dogs'd be chasing me down the block.

My bike engines go together with liberal applications of Castrol GTX 10W30...customers diesels, however, still go together with plenty of assembly lube/grease..
Either way, ya don't clean it off once ya put it on, it's there for initial hand rotation and start up on a dry engine and to stop the shiny bits and bearings scoring before the oil system primes...a healthy engine actually has little or no metal to metal contact...that's what breaks them.
I am pretty sure he was talking about the head gaskets being clean before the install.
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Alright damnitt - I just read all these f'in pages... Ugh...

Although a great story - it simply sounds like a bitchfest for TQ...

Your risks, your ambitions, your drive - well, those have been repeated by dozens here on this site - yet none of them bitch, nor sign up their significant others to 'watch' and 'verify' - as if the viper alley would part and all would be well...

If your posts from Mike weren't bad enough - the creation of this post seals the deal...
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Old April 22nd, 2008, 07:30 AM   #428
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Not to fuel anything here but what the hell was meant by cleaning off the assembly oil? I saw that comment several times a few pages back (which now seems an eternity).
Isn't this like watching a tiger maul a handler, then asking the zookeeper to let you in the cage to pull its tail?
Damn man...my ears are still tearing from the napalm of SRTMike's last post and you're running around with a bullseye on your back.
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Its amazing how it has taken 22 pages to do what 2 would have done.
Some one said at the start that it was wrong to pull someone down to make your self look better. True.
The facts are what they are regardless of who jumps on the band wagon.
That is to say," where there is smoke there is fire".
I have known Barry for a very long time and he has always been way to trusting thats because he is very trustworthy.Some see that as a fault some as
a positive.
Facts are some people have had work done on their cars and are happy some are not.
Some have been treated badly some not.
SRTMike you think you have won a battle by pulling Barry down to make Jason look better, if fact you personally have undermined any credibility that he had by fighting his battle the way you did. What a winner.
I don't know you and therefore will not bag you but I can bag what you have done.
So what ever you come back with will be given the time it deserves like all the other input you have had on this. None.
I had problems with the car and Jason could have helped fix them .
Had he done so I would have gone back to him for future cars if I decided to do another.
For me this is end of story.
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Old April 22nd, 2008, 05:08 PM   #430
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Its amazing how it has taken 22 pages to do what 2 would have done.
Some one said at the start that it was wrong to pull someone down to make your self look better. True.
The facts are what they are regardless of who jumps on the band wagon.
That is to say," where there is smoke there is fire".
I have known Barry for a very long time and he has always been way to trusting thats because he is very trustworthy.Some see that as a fault some as
a positive.
Facts are some people have had work done on their cars and are happy some are not.
Some have been treated badly some not.
SRTMike you think you have won a battle by pulling Barry down to make Jason look better, if fact you personally have undermined any credibility that he had by fighting his battle the way you did. What a winner.
I don't know you and therefore will not bag you but I can bag what you have done.
So what ever you come back with will be given the time it deserves like all the other input you have had on this. None.
I had problems with the car and Jason could have helped fix them .
Had he done so I would have gone back to him for future cars if I decided to do another.
For me this is end of story.
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SRTMike you think you have won a battle by pulling Barry down to make Jason look better, if fact you personally have undermined any credibility that he had by fighting his battle the way you did.
!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!

I was type-ing a whole fucked up-ped/ness for your dumb-ass....

but awwwwww.... Fuck it.

Why waste it???..................................

it's just not worth it.

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Its amazing how it has taken 22 pages to do what 2 would have done.
Here ya go, Ray. A condensed version is now on page 1 of this thread.

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The condensed version is now on page 1 of this thread.
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Here ya go, Ray. The condensed version is now on page 1 of this thread.
You seem to have left a few things out there honey. Saying your post is a proper condensed version is akin to allowing good old Joe Goebbels to tell the tale of the Warsaw Ghetto uprising.
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Alright damnitt - I just read all these f'in pages... Ugh...

Although a great story - it simply sounds like a bitchfest for TQ...

Your risks, your ambitions, your drive - well, those have been repeated by dozens here on this site - yet none of them bitch, nor sign up their significant others to 'watch' and 'verify' - as if the viper alley would part and all would be well...

If your posts from Mike weren't bad enough - the creation of this post seals the deal...




That pretty much sums this whole thread up................


































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Here ya go, Ray. A condensed version is now on page 1 of this thread.
Considering that your posting of that is not first hand info, you may find your post edited. It's a blatant attempt to take all the negatives from the whole thread and put it on the first page. Unfair becuse it's one sided, and attempts to do max damage in the first page before future readers get to subsequent pages. You just wanted to take the shit that your halfwit husband, and Mark the peanut man, and Jim the not-even-a-heffner-customer put and make sure it goes on page 1.

Except you dont have first hand experience with any of that, and their posts came later, so you trying to put it up front just shows you have as much class and smarts (read: lack of) as your halfwit hubby.

Tells alot about your character that you just want retaliation. Why - because Heffne