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Torquemonster And Heffner Intro
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April 21st, 2008, 03:02 PM
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April 21st, 2008, 03:12 PM
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TQ and the Peanut Engineer demonstrating proper cleanroom assembly techniques at the peanut factory.
April 21st, 2008, 03:16 PM
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Peanut butter tools that The Engineer was not allowed to bring into the US. Yeah, just try to board a commercial flight with these babies.
April 21st, 2008, 03:19 PM
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To the outsiders looking in, and in light of some recent engineering posts, may I remind you we are trying to keep this thread:
April 21st, 2008, 03:22 PM
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In other news, the Heffner gift shop declined to continue production on some of smashmouth's ideas for Heffswag:
April 21st, 2008, 03:36 PM
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Hey TM and Mr. "I think I am an Engineer at leat that's what somebody told me I was".....
April 21st, 2008, 03:36 PM
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You want me to jump what?
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What were you told your job was going to be doing at Jasons shop? .....When I did my digging I foudn the truth. You were a guy who fixed peanut machines for a living, had no tools, couldn't weld, couldn't build engines, was depressed being away from mommy, and just wanted to go home. That's the bottom line, asshole.
Holy fucking fuck.
Talk about getting dismantled.
You sure separated the proverbial peanut from the shell with this one.
S.
April 21st, 2008, 03:45 PM
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Fortunately, some of the original engineering drawings have been located.
April 21st, 2008, 03:50 PM
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I don't know, I think it helps performance tremendously.
April 21st, 2008, 03:50 PM
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Upon learning of his involvement in the massive vermin rising of 2005, US immigration agents deported smashmouth amidst claims of political espionage utilizing New Zealand's most coveted secret weapon, the chipmunk.
April 21st, 2008, 03:50 PM
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Somebody told me you could run an engine on peanut oil, but I don't believe it.
April 21st, 2008, 03:52 PM
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Some early design work.
April 21st, 2008, 03:53 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen it's not just cars, but trains as well.
April 21st, 2008, 03:55 PM
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I don't know, I think it helps performance tremendously.
OMFG THE ROCKER PEANUTZ IS ON BACKWARDZ!!?!?!111
April 21st, 2008, 03:55 PM
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Although we still aren't quite certain how to use water as a power source, our good friends to the North have apparently figured out how to use peanuts.
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Science Projects - Peanut Power
April 21st, 2008, 03:57 PM
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Some early design work on the novel concept of using different sized peanuts to fill a jar more fully.
April 21st, 2008, 03:57 PM
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After a failed attempt to adapt his engineering prowess to high performance exotics and upon his return to the motherland, smashmouth produced an advanced military prototype for his home country:
April 21st, 2008, 04:02 PM
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Not only the top engineer, but did you also know he was an architect with a foundation in CAD?
April 21st, 2008, 04:03 PM
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