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Old April 18th, 2008, 05:04 PM   #261
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I'm not running away from anything. I'm simply keeping the focus where it belongs which is NOT on trying to defend myself... though it is hilarious to see people like SRTMike so emotionally involved they devolve to the reasoning skills of a toddler...

lol - Apparently I was CFO for Goldman Sachs! BWahaha

They have 100's of companies around the world they invest in, and you assume I lie and make up stuff. Don't worry about replying I've read about 10% of what you've done so far and learned nothing. You and I are done

Douchebaggery - thanks for saying what I couldn't. I know nothing about Wayne's case but his word has to be taken as gospel. However we both know there's quite a number could come on here and speak up, but have their own reasons, and I'm not judging anyone for that. Nevertheless the word is out and the wild ravings of some here can't undo that.

This thread has run its course. If I have anything new to add that is helpful to members and abides by the rules I'll start a new one.
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Old April 18th, 2008, 05:09 PM   #262
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Old April 18th, 2008, 05:27 PM   #263
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You're right, this one thread may not say much... But poeple talk, and the list of people burned by heff seems to be emulating the big bang theory.

Paramount cars being sold the day of races, only to be bought back shortly after.... Guys flying from CA to FL to drive their new TT-Spyder home, only to be stuck on the side of the road a few miles out of town... Then to their dismay finding out it's a known and redundant issue.

THOSE are the things that are very damaging.


Why are their numerous people taking their hef cars to another shop not far from his, and paying out of pocket to fix them?
That tells me a few things. Either Hef told them to f-off, and they are SOL. Or Hef doesn't know how to fix the problem, once again leaving them SOL.

I haven't seen such a masterful display of clusterfucking in a very long time.

Car with an oiling issue I hear ????

Taking it to another shop huh ????

AGAIN, another fucked up account of someone who knows someone
who's sister's cousins boyfreind's daughter's dog told ........

It just keeps going and going......

The car you speak of that is at someone else's shop is there
not because of a failure or anything else ...it is there due to the
owner meeting the owner of the shop at a car show...both
became freinds and the car owner became comfortable
with the shop owner and asked him to CHANGE THE OIL....

Damn.... Now that's an oiling problem if I ever saw one...






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Wait a minute I'm wayne skiles the owner of The TT Spyder you are talking about.

Not sure where you are getting this bogus info but here are the facts....

Yes flew in to drive it home same way I did with twin turbo gallardo #1.

This car had a defective turbo which failed 425 miles into tirp.
It simply stopped providing boost. No BIG deal drove it back to Sartasota without incident.

Heffner paid for my room and return flight and apologized for Garret
(the turbo manufacturer).
Although a RARE occurence stuff happens. He handled the situation in a first class manner completed my car ...and THIS MONSTER IS AWESOME!

So please don't try to disparage his GREAT reputation.

You aren't going to find a better tunner or
more honorable invidual...END OF STORY!


EXACTLY Wayne !!!!!!!

These cars Heff built are Fucking UnReal !!!!!!!!

I should know.... I have the first one to 1000hp....

Not a fucking squeak out of mine and thats after 4K hard miles ..


Best , Most Reliable car I have ever owned..


In fact , ChrisV10 drove the bitch home after it was built from FL
to TX ...around 1300miles .... maybe you should check with him
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Old April 18th, 2008, 05:31 PM   #264
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btw - street friendly turbos last for many years. Their failure can typically be put down to oiling issues or some other problem. They are so precisely made, their failure rate when put into a good system with excellent oiling is VERY low. Trucks run them under high boost for hundreds of thousands of miles, car ones seldom see boost.

thnkBig can share if he wants to how long one of his turbos lasted.

So Wayne, glad you got looked after better than my buddies did, however maybe you shouldn't be so quick to blame Garrett. Turbos are NOT unreliable, and faults with their manufacture are rare. Many OEM's around the world run them with large warrantys.
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If Wayne's ok with chewing up turbos, so be it.

Dorry Doh, there is definitely more than one car there, and it's more than an "oil change"... unless those metal parts in the oil pan are being ignored.
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If Wayne's ok with chewing up turbos, so be it.

Dorry Doh, there is definitely more than one car there, and it's more than an "oil change"... unless those metal parts in the oil pan are being ignored.



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However we both know there's quite a number could come on here and speak up, but have their own reasons, and I'm not judging anyone for that. Nevertheless the word is out and the wild ravings of some here can't undo that.

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I own the third Heffner TT Gallardo and do NOT appreciate the slander/lies you and your mrs. have been spreading here. I have put over 5k miles on my TTG in the last year and it has performed flawlessly. Besides taking third place in the C$D 200mph shootout(where two of five contestants broke!!), I also have the fastest quarter mile time ever recorded for a Lambo.

In your baldfaced attempt to slander Heffner performance, you are also slandering/harming over a dozen very happy TTG owners. Did you ever stop to think that the rumour mongering can hurt us as well, like say resale values, when its time to sell our cars???

I would advise every member here on Viper alley to go to lambopower.com and do a search for TT Gallardos. You will only find estatic owners and plenty of vids of TTGallardos at play. For you power junkies, go to the vbox thread!!

To the mods: What this guy is doing is not right! Make him find a TTG owner that has the problems he alluded too, or make him retract his bullshit!!
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I own the third Heffner TT Gallardo and do NOT appreciate the slander/lies you and your mrs. have been spreading here. I have put over 5k miles on my TTG in the last year and it has performed flawlessly. Besides taking third place in the C 200mph shootout(where two of five contestants broke!!), I also have the fastest quarter mile time ever recorded for a Lambo.

In your baldfaced attempt to slander Heffner performance, you are also slandering/harming over a dozen very happy TTG owners. Did you ever stop to think that the rumour mongering can hurt us as well, like say resale values, when its time to sell our cars???

I would advise every member here on Viper alley to go to lambopower.com and do a search for TT Gallardos. You will only find estatic owners and plenty of vids of TTGallardos at play. For you power junkies, go to the vbox thread!!

To the mods: What this guy is doing is not right! Make him find a TTG owner that has the problems he alluded too, or make him retract his bullshit!!




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Btw, Welcome Bernard !!!!



It's a Fucking Shame your first post here is to defend Heffner
and the Incredible machines he has built...
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I own the third Heffner TT Gallardo and do NOT appreciate the slander/lies you and your mrs. have been spreading here. I have put over 5k miles on my TTG in the last year and it has performed flawlessly. Besides taking third place in the C 200mph shootout(where two of five contestants broke!!), I also have the fastest quarter mile time ever recorded for a Lambo.

In your baldfaced attempt to slander Heffner performance, you are also slandering/harming over a dozen very happy TTG owners. Did you ever stop to think that the rumour mongering can hurt us as well, like say resale values, when its time to sell our cars???

I would advise every member here on Viper alley to go to lambopower.com and do a search for TT Gallardos. You will only find estatic owners and plenty of vids of TTGallardos at play. For you power junkies, go to the vbox thread!!

To the mods: What this guy is doing is not right! Make him find a TTG owner that has the problems he alluded too, or make him retract his bullshit!!
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Btw, Welcome Bernard !!!!



It's a Fucking Shame your first post here is to defend Heffner
and the Incredible machines he has built...
Thanks Jerry. But Heffner is a big boy, and he doesn't need my help, his work stands up for itself!! I am here to defend myself and my car, which is a badass machine!!!! This pussywhipped loser is messing with the wrong guys!!! Who the hell starts a pissing match online and then brings his wife in for backup????
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Old April 18th, 2008, 06:07 PM   #272
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You can see I don't post much here (this is post #3)

But this statement about TT's reliabilty and Heffners character
has certainly gotten me fired up.

I put 14000 miles on the first Heffner twin turbo gallardo. No turbo
problems with that car or any other issues for that matter. The new owner has put another 5000 miles on it and sent it to Heffner for increased boost package.

Turbos rarely fail. I 've put 2000 VERY HARD miles on this one and I'm not concerned.

WHAT OTHER TUNNER GIVES A 1 Year warranty on the motor after such erxtreme modification???? I don't KNOW OF ANY.

As usual on the internet...so many unimformed idiots making assinine and unfounded statements!

By the way I was doing Vipers Long before the Gallardos. I owned a nitrous 96 GTS TNT car.

I was first owner of Comp Coupe #22.

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Good post Jerry.
For the record, Jason has gone above and beyond what he "had to do", in regards to solving any minor issues I've had with my Heffner TT. And I would bet I've put more miles on my car than some Tuners customers...COMBINED.
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Old April 18th, 2008, 06:17 PM   #274
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I have a feeling this thread is not proceeding in the direction that Torquemonster intended.

Halfwit, it's time for you to pack up and scurry from the limelight - I imagine you don't like it there much since the longer you spend the more holes we find in your story.

RE: CFO comments. I've found in my lifetime that there is a little truth in every lie, and often bullshitters just embellish the hell out of what they actually did and lead people to believe it was something much greater, yet in their own warped mind they still think they were honest. For example, if you swept the floors at Harvard but told us about the "4 years you spent at Harvard" - it may have an element of truth, but is still deceit considering you are trying to foster an impression in people's minds while knowing the impression is a lie.

So when someone calls into doubt your CFO-level skills and you reply with "Goldman Sachs seemed happy" - you're implying that you were a CFO at that level. That is clearly untrue. More likely you were the CFO of the local burger joint. I've never known a CFO to have such a complete absence of any sort of business and financial sense as you, and I've never known a CFO of any decent sized company who isn't pulling down a very nice 6-figure salary. I don't know of any CFO who would fly to another country on borrowed money that they only were able to scrape enough of together to last them 5 weeks. Ergo, you were as much a failure as a CFO as you were as a car tuning mogul.

You cling to this unproveable idea that there is a silent majority of Heffner customers who are not happy. Except that's bullshit too. It seems your bum chum from Australia-lite is not happy, but he's just sticking up for his fellow Kiwi, regardless of how bad a name you give him and his countrymen. Then you have Krazy who ignores all of your bullshit and lends support to your story because, well, for "some reason" he just really wants it to be true and isn't going to let pesky things like facts get in the way of a good Heffner bashing. Then you have your friend the douchebag who made claims about a couple of cars - which also turned out to be utter fabrications.

All we've seen are fabrications and bullshit. At least 80% of you and your flock of retards' stories have been put down with more finality than a slow runt harp seal on day 1 of clubbing season, yet you still insist the other 20% is all true.

Riiight. I'm supposed to believe the guy I walk in on loading all my shit into his car admits he stole my computer, watches and TV but swears he doesn't know what happened to my wallet. You have as much credibility as that guy - zero. You really are a halfwit.

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So you're still clinging to the fact that Hef doesn't have any unhappy customers... Yet Krazy has spoken up first hand stating he is thoroughly disgusted with the events that transpired.

Way to emulate Hennessey and just sweep the bad shit under the rug and pretend it never happened.
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If Wayne's ok with chewing up turbos, so be it.

Dorry Doh, there is definitely more than one car there, and it's more than an "oil change"... unless those metal parts in the oil pan are being ignored.
If I were heffner you would be sued for slander in A HEARTBEAT!

But Jason unfortunately is an easy going regular guy.

you are an obvious internet joke. you need to get a real life!
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