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Old March 21st, 2008, 12:10 PM   #141
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give me a fucken break, recording conversations? I hope you had his consent as its a federal crime to record a conversation with our consent, but I am sure your lawyers advised you of that right...
This is not necessarily directed toward you Dan, but much as I have never asked my attorney to fix a dent in my Taurus, I have never sought out legal advice from my body man either.
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Old March 21st, 2008, 12:15 PM   #142
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The sad thing about your presence is this thread is the same as every other thread you show up in. You have just enough intelligence to operate a keyboard but not enough to form a complete sentence, coherent thought or make an accurate point. Mind your own business bondo sniffer, this isn't it.




Ripper, did Dan write that??


Here, let me help you out a little. It is obvious your reading comprehension skills are being clouded by your anger. First you need to wipe the spittle from your screen, so you can see all of the characters. Second, try reading the words out loud, (little tip I remember from third grade) Third, after you have finally figured out how to pronounce all the words, read them all together. I hope this helps!
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Old March 21st, 2008, 12:37 PM   #143
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Here, let me help you out a little. It is obvious your reading comprehension skills are being clouded by your anger. First you need to wipe the spittle from your screen, so you can see all of the characters. Second, try reading the words out loud, (little tip I remember from third grade) Third, after you have finally figured out how to pronounce all the words, read them all together. I hope this helps!
I call bullshit on you going to the third grade.
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Old March 21st, 2008, 01:33 PM   #144
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Old March 21st, 2008, 01:34 PM   #145
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give me a fucken break, recording conversations? I hope you had his consent as its a federal crime to record a conversation with our consent, but I am sure your lawyers advised you of that right...
Hey Dan, don't take this personally, but shut the fuck up you ignorant cunt. It's not a fucking federal crime---as Boplaw pointed out, the law on taping conversations varies from state to state. Moreover, Krazy was in Canada when he got the call from Heffner, which is a whole other ball of wax.

Now I'm not going to pretend to have done a whole lot of fucking legal research on this issue, but I don't need to. Krazy is my buddy and I hope he doesn't get pissed at me for saying this, but he's incredibly fucking wealthy beyond what any of us comfortable guys can even comprehend. And believe me when I tell you he has attorneys that watch him like a hawk and advise him on his every transaction. His attorneys have known about the Heffner thing for a while and this was the advice they gave him so that he could protect himself and there could be no mistake later about what was said.

Now, let me clarify one other thing, I don't have a bitch with Heffner. Never met him, never spoke with him. This post isn't about Jason Heffner, it's about you and advice you gave that is incorrect and that you weren't qualified to give in the first place. Consider it a public service. After all, if I was giving someone bad advice about what sandpaper to use to knock down some orange peel on their kit car, I'm sure you'd step up and do the same for me.
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Old March 21st, 2008, 03:19 PM   #146
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To clarify, the law of the site where the recording took place would control.

Therefore it would be illegal for a Florida resident to record a conversation without the other party's consent.
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Old March 21st, 2008, 03:56 PM   #147
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To clarify, the law of the site where the recording took place would control.

Therefore it would be illegal for a Florida resident to record a conversation without the other party's consent.
Key words.
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Shiiiit, you're more reliable in that regard than my real Yacht Master.
Why use a honda of a watch for shit talking? Krazy, you would have some ass in that sentence if you had a real ballers watch... Jaeger-LeCoultre Gyrotourbillon 1

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Old March 21st, 2008, 04:20 PM   #149
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, (little tip I remember from third grade)

Do you remember tips from driver's education classes? Obviously not or you wouldn't park your shitboxes on your front lawn. Or is that the obligatory "Hey, guys, look at me! I made it! I got a house and a used Dodge" avatar?
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Why use a honda of a watch for shit talking? Krazy, you would have some ass in that sentence if you had a real ballers watch... Jaeger-LeCoultre Gyrotourbillon 1

I though rich people knew these things
Because I wanted to use an example a dumbfuck like you would understand without having to Google it.

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Do you remember tips from driver's education classes? Obviously not or you wouldn't park your shitboxes on your front lawn. Or is that the obligatory "Hey, guys, look at me! I made it! I got a house and a used Dodge" avatar?
yea I failed drivers ed
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Because I wanted to use an example a dumbfuck like you would understand without having to Google it.

Apparently he understood what that was without google or he wouldn't have mentioned it. I, on the other hand, would have had to use google. Probably wouldn't have as I could care a less what an expensive watch is. I don't even own a cheap one. Ed
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yea I failed drivers ed
And, apparently, you're in summer school yet again repeating the challenging curriculum of "Common Sense," "Remedial English," and "Thinking without moving your lips."
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Because I wanted to use an example a dumbfuck like you would understand without having to Google it.
Punkin, you need a hug or what?
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this is laughable

truly it is.

I could write an allegory here and turn the tables but it will be more fun watching this clusterfuck play out.

it really is very simple. Krazypsi threw out a challenge, and it has been unanswered.

Amongst the normal and harmless alley smack a few simple questions got asked, and a few simple answers were given. Some felt the simple questions demanded a royal documentary in reply.

Look at it this way, if someone lets you down, YOU decide if and when and how much you will tell anyone else.... To ride someone for not telling it all is pathetic, just get over yourselves.

I'm amazed Krazypsi can even be bothered to reply to some of this dribble and I'm no nutswinger just sayin.

Bottom line is - there's a challenge out there. Any takers or do these guys have to go play with themselves yet again to prove there is no real competition? That's how it looks to me anyway.

geeze this is like kindergarten sometimes
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I call bullshit on you going to the third grade.
Are you for real? I call bullshit on you piecing together a group of semi-coherent thoughts that can be realistically considered original swag without help from your friends in the basement.

Some funny things got sent to me via PM the other day, which unfortunately I didn't see until I logged on this evening (PS - Happy Easter! Which begs me to question; which came first? the KrazyChicken or the nest egg?). It seems you have really been preparing yourself for your newfound role in customer relations for at least a couple of years now, and from the looks of it have exponentially increased your vocabulary and societal skills from those akin to a small Guatemalan child scratching a letter in dirt to his host family to darkened literary musings the likes of which haven't been seen since, well, I looked over some of my work from my junior year before the enlightening. I've seen some postings by the 'ole Krazy fingers circa 2005/6 and what I saw is an intellect rivaled only by garden tools. I am particularly fond of the dark days surrounding the Krazy banning..wow, how embarrassing. Such an improvement is the present day Krazy that I would think with your financial backing you would market your program to the dullard masses currently permeating American society.

I must digress to all you viewers chewing your fingernails at home, however, that the above and below e-manipulation of such a pretentious "dual citizen" by this lowly blue collar north westerner would be nothing without a little help in kind from some of my fellow search engine afficiendos. The organization of such dastardly ideals, however, was all mine (although I do appreciate the many supportive comments).

Alas, as our new tuning partner has declined (I believe somewhere in his crying on page 6) to further respond to my posts, you may all be left wondering if he's looped some platinum chain over a water pipe for a swan (or golden goose, if you prefer) song or if he has merely resigned himself to remain silent lest I stick another branch of truth (pronounced truce with a lisp) in his flailing orbital hole.

If any of you would like some lessons in prose, please feel free to contact me on my off hours. As I have jokingly observed at least two comments directing the origin of my persona to completely different people, why argue? I can help you mold your writings into whatever flavor you desire. Hell, my wife says I'm messed up in the attic anyhow, so perhaps we are more alike than you know.

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Archaic, just who the hell do you think you are that either UGR or Krazy should have to respond to anyway? Why do you stick your nose in when you don't have a stake in anything going on here?

Let the big boys do their thing, and shut the fuck up before you get stepped on, ant.

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