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Old January 17th, 2007, 09:34 AM   #1
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Kenny (SRK), I'm Leaving You

If you really cared about me you would have come to get me long before now. My feelings are best expressed in the words of an old favorite.....

Ba da da da da da daaaat

All my parts are packed
I'm ready to go
I'm parked right here by the roll up door
I hate to use the internet to say goodbye

But the dawn is breaking, it's early morn'
Gary Almond is waiting, he's blowing his horn,
Already I'm so excited I could cry

chorus:
So kiss my ass and smile for me
don't tell me that you'll come for me
hold your breath and never let it go

I'm leaving in a car hauler,
It's safe to say I'll not be back again,
oh babe I hate you so
I hate you so...

There 're so many times you let me down
so many times you've fucked around
but now I know that they didn't mean a thing

Every place I go, I'll not think of you
Every song I sing, I'll sing while blue
When I get done, I'll have a twin turbo

So kiss my ass and smile for me
don't tell me that you'll come for me
hold your breath and never let it go

I'm leaving in a car hauler,
It's safe to say I'll not be back again,
oh babe I hate you so
I hate you so...
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Old January 17th, 2007, 11:11 AM   #2
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You're comin' home baby

Don't you fret

Even if Larry can't fix you

I won't forget

There's a place in my heart and garage as well

You're comin' home baby and everything will be swell
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Old January 17th, 2007, 11:35 AM   #3
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your a flamin fag who lost his balls.
macedo is regreting the first time you called
may you get what you asked for by starting this thread.
a car that cost double then quoted in the end.
trying to give Larry a bad grade.
will only postpone you next scheduled parade
now head my advice and reclaim you float.
then get off this forum and go buy a boat.
take the new boat and sail out to sea.
and masterbate in private, away from good folk like me.
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Old January 17th, 2007, 01:07 PM   #4
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your a flamin fag who lost his balls.
macedo is regreting the first time you called
may you get what you asked for by starting this thread.
a car that cost double then quoted in the end.
trying to give Larry a bad grade.
will only postpone you next scheduled parade
now head my advice and reclaim you float.
then get off this forum and go buy a boat.
take the new boat and sail out to sea.
and masterbate in private, away from good folk like me.
Fuck, you are on a roll.
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Old January 17th, 2007, 04:40 PM   #6
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Larry m builds 10 sec cars when every one is running eight's

Vettes are held together buy glue
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vettes could run 8's if only driven by FADI

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Old January 17th, 2007, 04:43 PM   #7
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Larry m builds 10 sec cars when every one is running eight's

Vettes are held together buy glue
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vettes could run 8's if only driven by FADI

OK MY POETRY IS DONE CARRY ON LOL
JB, that sucked.
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Old January 17th, 2007, 04:46 PM   #8
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Thanks TUCK...... lol I might have some more later on..... lets see how this thread goes.
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Old January 17th, 2007, 07:40 PM   #9
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your a flamin fag who lost his balls.
macedo is regreting the first time you called
may you get what you asked for by starting this thread.
a car that cost double then quoted in the end.
trying to give Larry a bad grade.
will only postpone you next scheduled parade
now head my advice and reclaim you float.
then get off this forum and go buy a boat.
take the new boat and sail out to sea.
and masterbate in private, away from good folk like me.
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Old January 17th, 2007, 08:52 PM   #10
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Larry m is good
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Larry m builds 10 sec cars when every one is running eight's

Vettes are held together buy glue
Vettes are some peoples hobby
vettes could run 8's if only driven by FADI

OK MY POETRY IS DONE CARRY ON LOL
Wow, I bet Larry is really hurt coming from a broke dick kid.
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Old January 17th, 2007, 09:38 PM   #11
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Wow, I bet Larry is really hurt coming from a broke dick kid.
kenny you surprised me that a post this lame even provoked your response. this guy isn't qualified to write lyrics on an american idol blooper awards show.
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Old January 17th, 2007, 10:11 PM   #12
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kenny you surprised me that a post this lame even provoked your response. this guy isn't qualified to write lyrics on an american idol blooper awards show.
It's not so much the one post, it's more from the accumulation of ignorant, bullshit posts. He may be joining Paul Bitch and Viper 4 Cheerios on my ignore list. Being on my ignore list means that you not only are a an aggravating little dipshit, but that you could never, ever provide any information of any value or interest. For example, PFR aggravates the fuck out of me sometimes, but he does make some pretty interesting posts from time time time and is pretty knowledgeable for an annoying little shit, so he doesn't rate an ignore. It's a very dubious honor reserved for a worthless few.
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Old January 17th, 2007, 10:21 PM   #13
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It's not so much the one post, it's more from the accumulation of ignorant, bullshit posts. He may be joining Paul Bitch and Viper 4 Cheerios on my ignore list. Being on my ignore list means that you not only are a an aggravating little dipshit, but that you could never, ever provide any information of any value or interest. For example, PFR aggravates the fuck out of me sometimes, but he does make some pretty interesting posts from time time time and is pretty knowledgeable for an annoying little shit, so he doesn't rate an ignore. It's a very dubious honor reserved for a worthless few.
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your a flamin fag who lost his balls.
macedo is regreting the first time you called
may you get what you asked for by starting this thread.
a car that cost double then quoted in the end.
trying to give Larry a bad grade.
will only postpone you next scheduled parade
now head my advice and reclaim you float.
then get off this forum and go buy a boat.
take the new boat and sail out to sea.
and masterbate in private, away from good folk like me.
I have read this about 200 times, and I am still laughing my ass off.

Kenny, can you please put a little tune together this evening between spanks?
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Old January 18th, 2007, 09:34 AM   #15
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I have read this about 200 times, and I am still laughing my ass off.

Kenny, can you please put a little tune together this evening between spanks?
Damn it, Tucker, call that fucker SRK, I don't want anyone confusing us. I may have to change my screen name if this shit keeps up.
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Old January 18th, 2007, 09:48 AM   #16
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we all know SRK isn't you Kenny, calm down. Those that are too dumb to not realize that don't belong here anyway.
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Old January 18th, 2007, 09:51 AM   #17
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by the way Kenny, you care to give me a little financial backing in my new business endeavor? see sig below for details. We will be expanding into extended vehicle storage and Trans gender operations as there seems to actually be a market for that.
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Old January 18th, 2007, 10:25 AM   #18
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by the way Kenny, you care to give me a little financial backing in my new business endeavor? see sig below for details. We will be expanding into extended vehicle storage and Trans gender operations as there seems to actually be a market for that.

Well, apparently the money is really good, but I don't want to deal with the clients.

I'll stick to doing title work and helping those people take out HELOCs to finance the conversions.
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