There seems to be a great deal of friendly yet aggressive competition between the various Viper tuners out there. Would it make sense to have a cage match between these guys as a side show at one of the upcoming racing events?
I have access to an octagon that can easily be set up indoors or out. We could match them up by height, weight, or IQ, whatever makes most sense. Side betting action would be great.
This would be a great opportunity to showcase their talents outside the automotive tuning arena and any profits could be donated to charity. There would be a cash payout and trophy's for each class.
Who among you wouldn't pay to see "Bloodhead" face "Clem Kadiddlehopper" or "The Chi Town Motor Masher" take on the "Houston Hustler?" How about "Fatty" lined up against Ravishing Roe?"
Come on, we will make hundreds!!!!! Which tuners are in?
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There seems to be a great deal of friendly yet aggressive competition between the various Viper tuners out there. Would it make sense to have a cage match between these guys as a side show at one of the upcoming racing events?
I have access to an octagon that can easily be set up indoors or out. We could match them up by height, weight, or IQ, whatever makes most sense. Side betting action would be great.
This would be a great opportunity to showcase their talents outside the automotive tuning arena and any profits could be donated to charity. There would be a cash payout and trophy's for each class.
Who among you wouldn't pay to see "Bloodhead" face "Clem Kadiddlehopper" or "The Chi Town Motor Masher" take on the "Houston Hustler?" How about "Fatty" lined up against Ravishing Roe?"
Come on, we will make hundreds!!!!! Which tuners are in?
KC of Underground Racing is in against whatever weight!
Tuck, sorry I thought since I'm trying to tie this to an upcoming race, it would get the most action here.
Kevin, er Clem, I was hoping you would throw your name in the octagon. Initial IQ match profiling had you in the first bracket against "Bloodhead." If this sounds a little rougher than you are wiling to go, we could include a water balloon division. You in for that?
Tuck, sorry I thought since I'm trying to tie this to an upcoming race, it would get the most action here.
Kevin, er Clem, I was hoping you would throw your name in the octagon. Initial IQ match profiling had you in the first bracket against "Bloodhead." If this sounds a little rougher than you are wiling to go, we could include a water balloon division. You in for that?
No worries. I have a ton of things to add, but they aren't nice, so I will hold back.
After seeing all of the hype I would like to see the bout between UGR's KC "If you don't let us race I'll kill you" Howeth and the track manager from Bradenton. Perhaps if KC doesn't want to raise attendance by entering into a death match with the track manager perhaps he and the Sunshine band could play us a few songs?
After seeing all of the hype I would like to see the bout between UGR's KC "If you don't let us race I'll kill you" Howeth and the track manager from Bradenton. Perhaps if KC doesn't want to raise attendance by entering into a death match with the track manager perhaps he and the Sunshine band could play us a few songs?
Excellent! I would be willing to allow an exemption to see that one. Are you in to fight Clem?
OK, I have been getting a bunch of questions about allowing one shop tool of the tuners choice to bring into the fights. I could go with that as long as we agree not to allow sawzalls.
OK, I have been getting a bunch of questions about allowing one shop tool of the tuners choice to bring into the fights. I could go with that as long as we agree not to allow sawzalls.
That puts Kevin and KC at a severe disadvantage, being that a sawzall is the only tool they own.
Who are we kidding here. Tuners don't even drive their own shit any more, much less fight their own fight. I will leave Kevin out of that smart ass remark.
Hows this:
1. Bring a magazine editor for Hennessey....lord knows we have to have that.
2. Bring RSI some oxygen and baby sandwiches, perhaps a low salt pickle.
3. Bring Cody some roids...going to have to put some weight on that boy.
4. I don't know what to bring Heffner.
5. Bring Kevin a microphone so he can talk more shit after he whips someones ass
6. Bring SVS some weights to put in their pants...don't want lift-off
7. Norm could represent Lingenfelter and just throw ALL CAPS AROUND.
8. Paolo could just blow up on someone. sorry for the cheap shot, that was a very long time ago
Someone please carry on. That is all the smartass I have in me.
That puts Kevin and KC at a severe disadvantage, being that a sawzall is the only tool they own.
Outfuckingstanding! Them are fightin' words if there ever was any. No way Clem can back down from your challenge now. What are you bringing, your Hobart portable welder?
