In one of my previous posts, a member made a coment that if I wanted a more refined interior, I should have bought an SRT-10...is there really a difference on the design?
Well first, the SRT started in 2003, but yes the interior is much more refined. Supposely drives much better too. But is deficient in the looks department
I will trade you my majority share in the moon for your bridge AND your 2000 SRT10
Hmmm...I like this deal you're offering, tell me more. What percentage do you consider a "majority?" Are we talking 10~30% or something a tad bit larger? Depending upon the overall area, I'd like to offer you an offer. Only problem is that I'll have to write a check for $80 million and have you return ~$60 million before I'll ship the SRT-10.
Hmmm...I like this deal you're offering, tell me more. What percentage do you consider a "majority?" Are we talking 10~30% or something a tad bit larger? Depending upon the overall area, I'd like to offer you an offer. Only problem is that I'll have to write a check for $80 million and have you return ~$60 million before I'll ship the SRT-10.
Being that a majority would have to be over 50%, you are going to have to up the ante a bit, I do have an idea that might help us both out though.
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You're gonna need a bigger bat!
not to play the devils advocate or anything, but it is possible he made a typo and meant to type 2003 SRT-10? Dunno, just thought Id toss that out there
not to play the devils advocate or anything, but it is possible he made a typo and meant to type 2003 SRT-10? Dunno, just thought Id toss that out there
Not if you take into account his "unrefined" post in which he gave his car a "reach around".
not to play the devils advocate or anything, but it is possible he made a typo and meant to type 2003 SRT-10? Dunno, just thought Id toss that out there
This should be good. 
