This shit has now gone too far. I'm taking the rest of the day off and heading straight down to Chad's for the first shift. Some of you other guys who respect what he has done for the Viper community pitch in here and help. I'm figuring it will all be over in less than a month and if successful we will have done a good thing. How bout it? :redbeard2:
This shit has now gone too far. I'm taking the rest of the day off and heading straight down to Chad's for the first shift. Some of you other guys who respect what he has done for the Viper community pitch in here and help. I'm figuring it will all be over in less than a month and if successful we will have done a good thing. How bout it? :redbeard2:
I wish someone could have helped Twin Diapers he is already climbing a 30 story building he can't take it He is already making excuses and trying to figure out how he can get his wife to let him spend some more money to upgrade.
good thing for him is his signature upgrade is free I paid for that
I wish someone could have helped Twin Diapers he is already climbing a 30 story building he can't take it He is already making excuses and trying to figure out how he can get his wife to let him spend some more money to upgrade.
good thing for him is his signature upgrade is free I paid for that
OK, I'm here and things have stabilized after a rough start. I'm just glad Chad isn't as proficient at offing himself as he is at driving his Viper. First he tries killing himself by sticking his foot in his mouth to restrict his airway. Even with a size twelve shoe, his mouth was big enough to overcome the blockage. Go figure, attempt one averted. :bangdesk:
Next he goes for sticking his head in his ass which if you think about it might have had a chance. We all know the size of his head is legendary, however he is quite the asshole too. This one was a close call but was again averted by an F5 fart brought on by the burritos Yellowstain had brought down from Macedo. :bangdesk: Is Macedo the only Hispanic Viper tuner out there? Thanks guys you’re the best.
Chad is still in the dumps and now has decided to swallow his AEM, hoping to choke on it and achieve the peace he so desperately seeks. We let him out into the garage to go look for it figuring that should buy us till morning so we can get some much needed sleep.
I know we can sometimes get a little rough on the internet with the bench racing and all, but when a fellow Viper owner falls on hard times, it’s time to band together and forget our differences. I’ll follow up with a report in the morning, keep us in your thoughts.
IM new to this site but not to the viper community. I cant believe all the bull shit that is going on between all of the tuners. well not all of the tuners but only the really fast guys. You really cant say anything bad about heffner because he builds some really fast cars and you cant say anything bad about underground(kevin) because they build some real fast cars. Know I dont know if you can say something bad about them personally but both there cars are really unbelivable. Being said that, he who is the fastest has braging right no matter if they are an ass hole or not and that means that chad is the badest mother out there right know and until someone else beats him. So why is everyone yelling that the got the badest car on the planet, just go prove it to chad and im for sure that heffner and chad will shake the mans hand that beats them. Im not taking sides with any of them but the facts are the facts and heffner and chad have the badest viper out.
IM new to this site but not to the viper community. I cant believe all the bull shit that is going on between all of the tuners. well not all of the tuners but only the really fast guys. You really cant say anything bad about heffner because he builds some really fast cars and you cant say anything bad about underground(kevin) because they build some real fast cars. Know I dont know if you can say something bad about them personally but both there cars are really unbelivable. Being said that, he who is the fastest has braging right no matter if they are an ass hole or not and that means that chad is the badest mother out there right know and until someone else beats him. So why is everyone yelling that the got the badest car on the planet, just go prove it to chad and im for sure that heffner and chad will shake the mans hand that beats them. Im not taking sides with any of them but the facts are the facts and heffner and chad have the badest viper out.
Methinks "WHITE"VIPERRACING would be a more appropriate screenname
Good gosh...will winter PLEASE hurry up so I can bust this old mans ass AGAIN
I really want to do my heads....but it would be soooo unfair to him then
2TONETTA2 THE ONLY ITEM U HAVE EVER BUSTED WAS YOUR CLUTCH,REAR END, ROCKER ARM,ROD,PISTON OR PERHAPS A HALF SHAFT OR 2 WITH ALL YOUR NITROUS AND POWER ADDERS THAT U HAVE TO HAVE IN PLACE TO GO DOWN THE QTR MILE INSTEAD OF A WELL BUILT ENGINE. LETS HOPE U DONT BUST OR BLOW UP YOUR ENGINE IN OHIO.OKAY ONCE AGAIN TO REFRESH YOUR MEMORY LAST YEAR IN BRADENTON U RAN HIGH 9 S AND NEVER LINED UP AGAINST "BIG GUN".WHY WAS THAT?WHERE WAS THE 9.55?IN FACT U HAVE NEVER WENT HEAD TO HEAD AGAINST US.WHY IS THAT?SO YOUR STATEMENT ABOUT BUSTING MY OLD MANS ASS IS SIMPLY NOT TRUE.I DONT KNOW WETHER OR NOT U HAVE DREAMS OF BEATING US AND THEN U WAKE UP AND THINK IT REALLY HAPPENED.HEY THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH DREAMS AND HOPE. ITS KINDA LIKE A PERSON THINKING THEY ARE GONNA WIN THE LOTTERY SOME DAY.WHO KNOWS MAYBE U WILL GET LUCKY AND WIN THE MEGA MILLIONS AND RUN ANOTHER 9.8.SWEET DREAMS CYA PAL! :thumb:
No Man,
When are we giong to lunch? Oh and by the way Macedo is NOT hispanic.
Stain, I can only deal with one emotional problem at a time outside my normal practice. I will work with you on your eating disorder when Chad has stabilized. In the interim, please try answering a post without inviting someone to the Tai house. It's a start and we'll work from there.
So what is Macedo, French?
As far as Chad goes, it was a quiet night, he still hasn't found the AEM as we expected. He mumbled something about getting with Heff first thing this morning and ordering some JATO bottles for the sled. Heff had indicated earlier he could add the JATO guys to the team if the money was there.
No need to say anything partner. If you want to do something to thank me for sticking with you, take Stain to the Tai House but don't let him order dessert.
