THE REAL TRUTH ABOUT CRAIG 201 MPH

**KRAZYPSI** · April 30th, 2005, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Genetic Cesspool

Yeah, if that was your intention you really messed up.

It looks like you're trying to grab your own ass more so than anyone elses.

Better that, than a pair of "NUTS"!!!!!

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NOITALL · April 30th, 2005, 01:24 PM

:crying:

**samehereasthere** · April 30th, 2005, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mark O

Here's the real truth..................

What has always really worried me about this pic of Craig is trying to guess what gender symbol he is wearing on his shirt:

Reference: http://cgm.cs.mcgill.ca/~luc/genderfonts.html

NOITALL · April 30th, 2005, 01:54 PM

It's a skate/snowboard company!

http://www.planetearthskate.com/intro.php

**samehereasthere** · April 30th, 2005, 02:09 PM

JK Craigo....

NOITALL · April 30th, 2005, 02:39 PM

I know

**SVS Turbo** · April 30th, 2005, 07:24 PM

.......is that he secretly has a room covered in posters of the SRT-10 roadster/coupe with candles, chicken feet and incense burning, while he performs mysterious rituals in the hopes of sending mind altering messages to DC that will force them to release a newly designed 2006 GTS/Comp Coupe style/bodied Viper with 600hp N/A w/dry sump and 400lbs lighter...........

**KRAZYPSI** · April 30th, 2005, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SVS Turbo

.......is that he secretly has a room covered in posters of the SRT-10 roadster/coupe with candles, chicken feet and incense burning, while he performs mysterious rituals in the hopes of sending mind altering messages to DC that will force them to release a newly designed 2006 GTS/Comp Coupe style/bodied Viper with 600hp N/A w/dry sump and 400lbs lighter...........

I hope the rituals work!!!!!

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2003 SRT-HEFFNER TWINTURBO "1040RWHP&1135RWTQ"
1999 DIABLO VT-HEFFNER TWIN SUPERCHARGED "620hp&740tq"
2005 MERCEDES CL65-HEFFNER MODIFIED&TUNED "650HP&830TQ"
2005 MURCIELAGO ROADSTER-HEFFNER SOON TO BE TWINTURBOED
2005 AUDI A8 (STOCK WITH THE EXCEPTION OF 20INCH HRE'S)
2003 HUMMER H2 HEFFNER WHIPPLECHARGED/6SPEED TRANSMISSION CONVERSION
2006 CLS 55
2005 T REX
1970 HEMI CUDA

**Minivan Man** · April 30th, 2005, 10:13 PM

They probably won't. Sacrifice of a virgin would be necessary, and Craig has indicated that he isn't willing to make sacrifice himself.

**KRAZYPSI** · April 30th, 2005, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Schill

They probably won't. Sacrifice of a virgin would be necessary, and Craig has indicated that he isn't willing to make sacrifice himself.

CollinsvilleZ will!!!!

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2003 SRT-HEFFNER TWINTURBO "1040RWHP&1135RWTQ"
1999 DIABLO VT-HEFFNER TWIN SUPERCHARGED "620hp&740tq"
2005 MERCEDES CL65-HEFFNER MODIFIED&TUNED "650HP&830TQ"
2005 MURCIELAGO ROADSTER-HEFFNER SOON TO BE TWINTURBOED
2005 AUDI A8 (STOCK WITH THE EXCEPTION OF 20INCH HRE'S)
2003 HUMMER H2 HEFFNER WHIPPLECHARGED/6SPEED TRANSMISSION CONVERSION
2006 CLS 55
2005 T REX
1970 HEMI CUDA