The Truth About Angelina Jolie

JID · April 27th, 2005, 05:08 PM

She is about the hottest thing to walk the planet. And to make this car related, did you see her in Gone in 60 Seconds? damn!

And she is probably boppin' Brad Pitt too... just send me the web link so I can watch her...

*ummmmmmmmmm* Angelina...

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001401/

Her birthday is coming up soon!

**Matt** · April 27th, 2005, 05:08 PM

And a perfect set of DSL's too.

BigCarrot · April 27th, 2005, 05:11 PM

Oh boy, does she ever!

GARY J · April 27th, 2005, 05:25 PM

She is definetly right up there at the top of my list!!

No Man · April 27th, 2005, 05:50 PM

But, she had Billy Bob's dick in her mouth. :doh:

GARY J · April 27th, 2005, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by GTS BEE

But, she had Billy Bob's dick in her mouth. :doh:

BigCarrot · April 27th, 2005, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by GTS BEE

But, she had Billy Bob's dick in her mouth. :doh:

Nothing a little Listerine, soap, bleach, ammonia, acid...... couldn't take care of!

Mark O · April 27th, 2005, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by GTS BEE

But, she had Billy Bob's dick in her mouth. :doh:

and she carried around a vile full of his blood around her neck. She's a whack job with a nice body with a so-so noggin.

No Man · April 27th, 2005, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by BigCarrot

Nothing a little Listerine, soap, bleach, ammonia, acid...... couldn't take care of!

Do you carry all that shit in your overnight kit? :shocked:

BigCarrot · April 27th, 2005, 06:35 PM

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Do you carry all that shit in your overnight kit? :shocked:

Nope, but I call ahead to make sure room service is stocked up!

BTW, her noggin is far better than average! It almost makes up for her wacked out brain!

twinvipers · April 27th, 2005, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by GTS BEE

But, she had Billy Bob's dick in her mouth. :doh:

That ruined it for me...

JID · April 27th, 2005, 07:12 PM

I hate to break it to y'all, but you weren't the first for all of your girlfriends or wives. They've _all_ had dirtier dick in their mouths. What matters is whos is in there NOW. And it ain't billy-bob's. let's stay on topic. Post some good Angelina Pics!!!!!

BigCarrot · April 27th, 2005, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by JID

I hate to break it to y'all, but you weren't the first for all of your girlfriends or wives. They've _all_ had dirtier dick in their mouths. What matters is whos is in there NOW. And it ain't billy-bob's. let's stay on topic. Post some good Angelina Pics!!!!!

Exactly! That's what the ammonia is for! :thumb:

**Chuck 98 RT10** · April 27th, 2005, 08:03 PM

I never thought she was so hot. There are lots of better looking broads out there. Even in Hollywood, the land of skank.

BigCarrot · April 27th, 2005, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Chuck 98 RT10

I never thought she was so hot. There are lots of better looking broads out there. Even in Hollywood, the land of skank.

No wonder you're still a bachelor, ya picky fuck!

**Chuck 98 RT10** · April 27th, 2005, 08:08 PM

You bastage. That was a secret.

Mark O · April 27th, 2005, 08:09 PM

Just think, this broad used to be beautiful, but just look at her now......

I predict that the (not too distant) future will be equally as unkind to Anjelina too.

No Man · April 27th, 2005, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JID

I hate to break it to y'all, but you weren't the first for all of your girlfriends or wives. They've _all_ had dirtier dick in their mouths. What matters is whos is in there NOW. And it ain't billy-bob's. let's stay on topic. Post some good Angelina Pics!!!!!

Sorry to hear about the wife Joe.

As far as Angelina goes, I'm thinking Billy Bob Dirty Sanchez. Still want to French it?

BigCarrot · April 27th, 2005, 08:51 PM

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Sorry to hear about the wife Joe.

As far as Angelina goes, I'm thinking Billy Bob Dirty Sanchez. Still want to French it?

Yes!!! She's brushed her teeth a number of times since then! I think I could live with it.

2MANYTOYS · April 27th, 2005, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by GTS BEE

Sorry to hear about the wife Joe.

As far as Angelina goes, I'm thinking Billy Bob Dirty Sanchez. Still want to French it?