If you need a shoulder to cry on, you can lean on me. If you lean on me, I'll beat the dumb out of you. So, you can't spell or manage to muster up a proper sentence, but you make $200k per month? So how many 5 pound bags of coke DO you smuggle across the border in your ass every month? You're so full of shit your eyes are turning brown! Stupid motherfucker! You and Tanked should get in the ring together and fight to the death! Loser dies. Winner is crowned toughest retard on earth, and then shot in the face. I'll promote it! It's gonna be spectaculousatory!
i already have a turbo 88 notchback that ran a 8.50 in the 1/4 and a superchared 98 cobra that ran 9.98 on pump gas! i got rid of my 03 cobra which was an every day driver to get something that looks more high profile this viper is not as fast as my 03 cobra which was pullied with an apten ported supercharger. so smart ass i dont want to spend the money to supercharge or turbo a car because i have both, never used nitrous in any car ived owned i wouldnt waste the money to go 9s in viper when i own a notch that runs 8.50s and im not going spend 35,000 dollars like some of you idiots pay rsi and other companys to build your cars that run high 9s ha ha ha i built my 88 and spent what you guys do on turbos or superchargers and the reason i want nitrous is so i dont get smoked by a pullied 03 cobra(which will run high 10s) i bet its happen to you guys and you look retarded in your vipers getting smoked by a $30,000 mustang with $4000 in mods i guess since im not compinsating for having a small penis and im not an asshole i should have never bought a viper.
You clear TWO MILLION dollars per year and youre worried about saving a few bucks on a tuner package? In your make-believe world thats proper utilization of resources? Mr. $2MM per year can SAVE money by going mechanic mode and spending his time tinkering instead of dedicating those resources to his business? At about $1000/hr youre gonna be the most well payed "mechanic"..errr jackass around. With your ingenius ideas, I think GW should step down from the Presidency and spend his time more wisely picking weeds at the White House. Fact of the matter is that you probably dont make $20K a year much less $2MM a year. The only time youll see seven figures is when you decide to perform a "merger" with 10 Monopoly board games and have your little brother pass through your hotels on the boardwalk and park place ten thousand times. With $2MM a year why the fuck WOULD ANYONE buy a used, mediocre condition $35K Viper? Couldnt you have found a pristine, lower mileage car and spared an extra $10K? Moreover, just what the fuck were you driving a MUSTANG for? Becuase you wanted to be low profile before and now you want to be high profile? But since youre in your "high profile mode now" you didnt want to be like those jackasses who buy SL65s, Enzos, Murcielagos, or S7's right? Shit they all must be losers when they might get beat by some pimple clad mustang dork who only spent $4K on mods. Either youre so fuckin cheap you can give a Rabbi lessons in frugality, or youre just full of shit.
At an administrative level, I think we need a new forum. Its called Fucktard Alley. This place should be special. Its for the select few here who think that plagiarizing useless unsolicited info in hopes of camoflauging their blatent stupidity will work, and for those who come here as imaginary monopoly money millionaires who save money buy driving do-it-yourself modified mustangs and used vipers. We can call this forum "affirmative action" for fucktards. But really use it as a contained area where we can go beatdown the local idiot and have his useless blabbing sequestered.
...Either youre so fuckin cheap you can give a Rabbi lessons in frugality, or youre just full of shit.
I vote for full of shit. This has got to be an AE. Who is it? I think the best way to get this thread moved to AG is to pummel the breath out of this fuckstick. When it gets so bad Tank starts his melt down, into AG it goes and we can work on a new best of. Get to crackin'!!!!
KuntaKilla, If you're pulling down $200Grrrrrrrrrrrr a month it won't last long. Life has a way of balancing things out. Perhaps you know that and that's the reason for your frugality.
Remember, It's a fine day when a just man is vindicated! :thumb:
This post is too fucking funny! I also call bullshit on the 20K/month income and buying a well used Viper. Maybe he hit the lotto and is "adjusting" to his new found fortune... BTW, there is a "Check Spelling" button at the bottom.
i actually got my GED and today i put earn more income in a month than you probably do in a year
Now that's just fucking pathetic... It's obvious you didn't win your vast amount of monthly income due to a punctuation and proper sentence structure contest. I sure do like the GEN I & II body style, but making that kind of cash (this is assuming you're not stretching the truth a tad) I would have at least considered a SRT-10 with some Heffner or DLM magic.
Try this before you get even more angry, click SEARCH on the forums and search for "I am new". Proceed to read through the posts and gain some knowledge on WHY people are bashing you. Take said knowledge and proceed to insert in anus.
Oh, by the way, the search feature can also be used to answer pretty much any question you'll have (which I'm sure is plenty and since you've done little to no research on the car you just bought). Was the choice of a '97 just out of plain luck or did you barge into a local Viper mechanics shop and demand answers, then go off on the mechanic if he gave you any sass? Opps, I forgot, a mechanic wouldn't do that to a guy who makes more money than God each month.
Difference between 1997 and 2001 GTS? The '97 has a built-in frame slot in the center of the dash to hang your GED. Plus an extra glovebox to stash your $200,000 a month in crack income. Just another punk kid with a "my Mustang with $4,000 in mods and a $10 pulley can beat your stock Viper". Blah, blah, blah. So punk kid gets so sick of beating stock Vipers with his $4,000 modded Mustang that he trades it in for a Viper. Brilliant. Go get your shine box kid.
Difference between 1997 and 2001 GTS? The '97 has a built-in frame slot in the center of the dash to hang your GED. Plus an extra glovebox to stash your $200,000 a month in crack income. Just another punk kid with a "my Mustang with $4,000 in mods and a $10 pulley can beat your stock Viper". Blah, blah, blah. So punk kid gets so sick of beating stock Vipers with his $4,000 modded Mustang that he trades it in for a Viper. Brilliant. Go get your shine box kid.
Hey, that kid said Viper owners have small penises, and now owns a Viper, so he must have a small penis! [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
Difference between 1997 and 2001 GTS? The '97 has a built-in frame slot in the center of the dash to hang your GED. Plus an extra glovebox to stash your $200,000 a month in crack income. Just another punk kid with a "my Mustang with $4,000 in mods and a $10 pulley can beat your stock Viper". Blah, blah, blah. So punk kid gets so sick of beating stock Vipers with his $4,000 modded Mustang that he trades it in for a Viper. Brilliant. Go get your shine box kid.
Hey, that kid said Viper owners have small penises, and now owns a Viper, so he must have a small penis! [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
I was thinking the same thing. He measured his penis recently and decided there was no way in hell he should own a Mustang with a penis that small, so he opted to buy a Viper. Way to go Cobrakiller. Welcome to the small penis club!!
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